Keksandra standed over the grass, looking dead at those useless npc's . . . she took a step in the grass, as a fucking normie walked out of nowhere and ran in front of her: "Oh, hey there!" the stranger waved, as Keksandra started to gag in disgust.
The stranger kept on talking, ignoring the fact that Keksandra started to barf over his shoes: "Im Viol! i came from a faaaaaaaaar away region, after hearing how much OU material is here i just yote on the boat, ah ah!" Viol said with his boring ass voice.
"UUh . . . are you ok?" Viol questioned, only now noticing that Keksandra had just fucking vomited a semdrop out; "I'd be better if you fucking smogoon stopped to look in my general direction, im allergic to you bastards." She said in a straightforward way, glaring at Viol's boring ass.
". . . Nah, you'll instead have to defeat my 31 special attack ivs and 20 defence ivs EJACASM !" Viol tossed out a pokeball, as a small condom shaped creature came out . . . useless to say that Keksandra didn't know what she should have done in that situation . . until she remembered a small type chart her mother used to have in her purse.
"I got it!" She said, trowing her son in the field.
"Ok . . . this is bad" Viol said, stepping back; "Who cares i'll do this anyways, use tackle !" Ejacasm headbutted the poor Constapate, dealing small damage due to the low attack; "YOU TRIED TO HURT MY SON ? TASTE THIS WHINE WIP" Keksandra screamed, as her small pokemon hit the Ejacasm over the head with his plant-tail-asshole eating thing, knocking ejacasm out in one hit.
"WOOH HOO, I WON MY FIRST FIGHT BITCH" Keksandra yelled, jumping arround as Viol stood in place, k.
"SPEAK UP BITCH AND GIVE M Y" Keksandra kept on yelling, until she kicked Viol in the nuts, stealing his wallet and running off.
She tripped over a small pokemon while running trought the grass, as she looked back, she noticed that it wasn't a mainland pokemon . . . so she fucking yote it away with a kick that had a force of a million suns, making it land back in the pond near the grass.
She then got back up and started to run to the city next up, headbutting the door trought the pokemon market.
"Oh, you must be from Veepier town! could you please deliver this parce-" the shopkeeper couldn't finish talking, before Keksandra trew Viol's money in his face, stealing pokeballs & potions from him.
". . . u h" she said, looking at the parcel; "what's inside this?" she then asked, tapping the shopkeeper.
"That's professor Stump's new type of pokedex, he ordered them fresh off amazon" the shopkeeper said, putting the money in the cash register.
Keksandra yote out, dash-dancing back trought Route 1, encountering the wild water pokemon again . . . only this time, she was prepared to catch it.
She trew her Constapate in the field, yelling out; "TACKLE", Constapate complied, almost knocking down the shrimp like pokemon who, flailing arround, countered with a strong karate chop.
Constapate held his ground, as Keksandra trew her pokeball at the wild mad lad.
She swiftly took out her gameboy, tapping some bottons arround.
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The pokeball shook once, twice . . . trice . . .
The Karawn got caught.
Keksandra lifted the pokeball, stapling a name on it.
"RedLobsterCookies, a perfect name!" she said, lifting the pokeball to the sky.
She then fucking rammed across the Route, ending up smacking a hole trought the professor's lab.
"KEKSANDRA FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN YOU STOP" Stump yelled, as he punched her back out with the force of a milion MUDA's, she then came out of the door like nothing happened . . . of course she punched DICKBALL who was standing there . . . MENACINGLY.
"So y'all wanna fill these pokedexes? no? fuck cares" Stump said, trowing the mechanical enciclopedias at the two dickheads.
"Aight have fun" he then said, while taking a bottle of vodka out and bingedrinking.
". . . Keksandra, i will make sure i complete the pokedex before you, I WILL SHOW ONCE FOR ALL THAT IM WORTH SOMETHI-" Legend was interrupted by Keksandra's RedLobsterBiscuit, who karate chopped him in the face.
Keksandra then leaped ut of the lab, creating a hole in the roof.
She landed at the opening of Route 2, ready to go even deeper in the region.