Disclaimer: I Don't own zim or gir or skoodge or any one else in invader zim. Or I love lucy.
"Gir I have heard of a girl named lucy. I like that name so I like her. We will write to her!" Zim
said.
November/2/06
Dear lucy...
I have found a way to melt the puny filthy earth creatures brains. I will show them re-run's of an
overexxageraated show! Gir no stop that... don't press that button. Nooooooooooooooooooooo.
November/3/06
Dear lucy...
Sorry about that thing yesterday. Gir pressed the self destruct button on my brilliantly made by a
genius lab, which was geniously made. I don't know if your alive...or real so write
back...
Your irk
Zim.
November/4/06
Lucy write back...Are you real? I need to know! Gir close the blinds think dib is
watching me. Lucy write back NOW or I will destroy your puny planet with all my might...
I'm sorry baby.
Your Irk
Zim
November/5/06
I don't know what to do now... If you don't write back I will make my Irkien blood
flow by cutting my self...I'll do it! Gir where are you? I need rehabilitation. I love you
Lucy!!!!!!!!! I Love Lucy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Irk
Zim
November/6/06
Hi. Hi lady...Hi Hi. Hi lady Hi Lucy Hi. Hi Hi lady Hi Hi Lucy Hi...Gir get away
from my letter! Darn you Gir How could you? Lucy I love you!
Your Irk
Zim
November/7/06
Well, Well, Well. Lucy I saw you with brad! Don't hide it. I hate you woman... how
could you? I thought we had somthing special! It's Over...
Not Your Irk
Zim (Sob)
November/8/06
Hello Lucy...
It seems I was mistaken. Silly me I never saw you before so I couldn't accuse you. It's sort of like
you're a figment of my imagination. I love you...
Your Irk again
Zim
November/9/06
I went to the doctor today... He say's your fake... I guess he's right. Wait a tick.
He can't be right... I mean he's a filthy earth creature...hmmmmmmmm
Your Irk
Zim
November/10/06
Well lucy I had a good day today. I made brain eating nougat zombies. Yeah their all
outside eating earth children's brains. Wait a sec! They could eat your brains! I'm comin baby...
Your Irk
Zim
November/11/06
I'm still comin Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Irk
Zim
November/12/06
The nougats have devoured my left arm... Need medical help. I'm still comin though
Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your Irk
Zim
November/13/06
Lucy I'm not okay...My leg and my other arm have been devoured... I don't
know where you live but I'm comin baby!
Your Irk
Zim
November/14/06
Somehow my body parts have regrown...uhhhhhhhhhhh yeah. I guess I'll say I'm
comin for you baby! Wait the war between me and nougats are over. Gir eat them all!
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Your Irk
Zim
November/15/06
What do you mean your not hungry?!!! Gir eat these nougat zombie's now!! Well I guess
I need to fight them my self then. See you soon lucy.
Your Irk
Zim
rebnevon/61/60
I deen ot ekam it kciuq I am uednu kcatta pleh...
Rouy Kri
Miz
November/17/06
Sorry about the last transmission. I was in the backward's world( somehow). Coming
soon.
Your Irk
Zim
November/18/06- Final Transmission
I'm outside of your house( hopefully). Come out and we will be together forever!
Your Irk
Zim
November/27/06????????
A Girl walks outside.
"Are you Zim" The girl ask's
"Are You lucy?" Zim ask's back
"I'm Gir!" Gir screams
" I am lucy" The girl say's
" Wow what's the odd's of that happining?" Zim ask's
" There is no odd's! Cause I'm no lucy...I'm Skoodge!!!!!"
" Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Darn you Skoodge" Zim yells
" Yay" Gir yells.
So in the end Zim wrote to lucy who was actually skoodge. Which meant that the girl was not real which meant somthing...I guess.
The end
Gir screams "Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"