HAPPY NUE YEAR!

Roy was sad. No one had sent any money for the happy bunnies or the personalities; maybe because there were no phones with people answering them in the background, or that he didn't have anything to do anything with it because it was just him.

Peach had scotch-taped the door shut, to prevent any escape.

"We can just open it," Fox said, reaching over to the knobs,

"It's no use, we probably won't be able to open it because Peach probably is just trying to psych us out by actually welding it shut." Zelda said,

"Your right," Fox said, now angry, "she's too clever…"

"No, I just used tape," Peach explained, trying to eat an apple, but failing.

"LIES!" Young Link cried, pretending to pull on the doors hard just to contradict her.

"Proof right there," Marth said, shook his head, walked out the door, came back, and asked, "Does anyone have the keys to the bus?"

"Right here." Peach replied, letting it dangle in front of everyone, then swallowed it, choked, and died.

Then Peach walked in from the doors to the basement, "That was just a clone," she said in a sly way.

The Peach suit fell open to show her faithful pet dog.

"Or not…" the princess said nervously and put the dead bunnies over the corpse to cover it up.

She looked to see everyone gone.

"Nuts…" she 'cursed' and paused to hear snickering, "Marco!" she said.

"Polo! Wait, no fair! You cheated you cheater…" Game and Watch whined.

Peach shot the black and white 2D thingy.

"Do you feel anything?" she asked.

"No but I feel like eating puppies, never getting around to doing it and just have fantasies about it." he replied.

"But that's how you always were!" Peach scoffed, looking at her gun, "I guess not everyone has this type of stereotype…"

"…Well…" Game and Watch said,

"… Yeah…" Peach said, looking down at the ground,

"You gonna eat that?" Game and Watch asked, pointing at the cuddly puppy in the corner.

"Yes!" she replied, irritated at the fact that he asked that, she picked it up and went into the kitchen to store it for later.

Link and Bowser were in the basement of the castle looking for Magical Cupcake Fairies.

"I still don't believe they're real…" Link said, "Ooh a cupcake!" he picked up a Magical Cupcake Fairy and bit into it.

"THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE!" Bowser exclaimed, pointing at the one in the Hylian's hand.

"Yeah right," Link replied and ate the rest of it, "stupid screaming cupcake… So how did Peach capture you?"

"She said that if I got into the cage, she would show me that Magical Cupcake Fairies were real." The Koopa king replied.

In reality Peach couldn't find any so she stuck a cupcake on a Barbie doll and put a string on it to make it look like it was flying, but Link had happened to find a real one, which he ate.

Fox, Falco, and Captain Falcon were walking down a random hall that no one cares about.

"So, you just walk around with monkeys biting you?" Falco asked.

"No, I lost my lucky brick…" the F-zero racer replied.

Marth came out of the stall he had been hiding in for the past few minutes.

"I wasn't kissing the mirror!" Roy tried to explain, jerking away from a mirror over a sink.

"What?" Marth asked,

"Nothing… So what's with the brick?" Roy replied,

"Oh, I found it in my nose, I bet it was Pikachu…"

In reality Link hid it up Marth's nose when he heard Peach call that she found Bowser and remembered that's who they were looking for.

Ness and Luigi were in the kitchen, "OH WE'RE DOOMED! NO ESCAPE! END THE HORROR ALREADY DEAR GOD- Are you even listening to me?" Ness asked, turning to the plumber who closed the refrigerator door, "What are those?" he asked once again with a hint of anger in his voice,

"Milk and puppies," Luigi replied.

"REALLY?" the psychic screamed in joy, "I haven't eaten in fifteen minutes- oh wait I had that sub sandwich on the bus, and when Peach couldn't find her gun… Oh and another one just before we came in here…" Ness said, his voice trailing away as he took out another sub sandwich.

Peach came in and zapped Ness in the back, who didn't flinch.

"……………… Oh hi Peach," Ness spoke, turning around.

"Stupid nerd…" she said, as he had no stereotype. She blasted herself out of boredom.

Nothing happened.

"Your boring! Possibly in a good way." Ness said.

"Stupid sandwiches!" Peach exclaimed, taking her anger out on the poor sandwiches and slapping it out of his hand.

"Racist!" Luigi said,

Ness took out another one.

Peach slapped it out of his hand.

Ness took out another one.

Peach slapped it out of his hand.

A whole shtick thingy-whatever took place for a few minutes in a drawn out way that either made it funnier or bored people if I actually took the time to write the whole thing out.

"I hate sandwiches," she announced.

"Oh I guess to you their all the same, that was a SUB sandwich!" Luigi cried.

Peach took a puppy off his plate and walked out.

Ness took out another sub sandwich.

In the hall, Peach saw Pikachu and Pichu and fired.

"YOUR FIRED!" she said, they cried and stuff because they had no jobs.

Then she shot them.

They squeaked like mice and ran around Peach who got on a stool and screamed.

Mewtwo then came in and chased them down the rest of the hall, then back down the other end. "Aww, how cute and silly!" the Princess said, then screams of horror rang out as a little blood sprayed on her face.

Zelda and Dr. Mario were hiding in the first floor bathroom; she was cuddling and cooing a lovable puppy when the doctor ate it whole.

"OH MY GOD!1" she screamed.

"It was the kind you can eat." He said.

"Oh… OH MY GOD THEY MAKE PUPPIES YOU CAN EAT!1" she screamed.

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