(I say something here.)

Roy was now sadder; he was stuck in an angsty, tragic, but super hot love… that one shape that's one number less than infinity… sided.

Peach tried to get off the rickety stool, trying not to fall. She stepped on a loose splinter on the way down, doing fifty 360-degree flips, before falling on her eye.
Link was humming the song 'Here It Goes Again' soon he was singing, "Oh here it goes here it goes here it goes again! Oh here it goes again! I should have known should have known should have known again! But here it goes again!" then he and three random people came in and started dancing on treadmills.

"……………… So anyway," Bowser said to Game & Watch, a LOL track played.

"LOL more like LO- your mom!" Link exclaimed, wearing huge, bling-encrusted sunglasses, doing random made-up gang signs.

"I wish they would just come to me, everyone knows they all will get it anyway…" Peach whispered to herself.

"What?" the Smashers asked, coming over and leaning in to hear her.

"I said- you know what? Just never mind." Peach said casually,

"No what?" they asked again,

"No it wouldn't matter to you anyway…" Peach replied.

"'K." they said and left.

"Where are they?" she asked herself, searching some more.

Fox and Ganondorf were doing whatever-people-do-when-their-stuck-in-a-well-not-really-stuck-because-you-know-they-aren't-in-that-one-joke-I-did-last-chapter-but-anyway-what-was-I-talking-about-whatever.

"I wish I had my mom to do all this hard stuff for me…" Falco whined, trying to open a door.

"Why don't you get your mom to do it?" Ganondorf joked.

"That's what I just said," Falco said, trying hard not to look like he was about to cry, because he wasn't.

"Oh… Hey Fox?" the dark wizard asked, Fox turned to him, "You got a stain," he pointed to Fox's suit, Fox looked down, Ganondorf drew his finger up to flick him in the face, but punched him out instead.

"Oh c'mon that was funny!" he said.

Fox was out cold.

"Laugh!" he said.

Fox might have been dead.

"Nerd…" Ganondorf growled and stormed off.

Falco put Fox in his arms, "Don't be dead, my love!" he cried and went in to kiss passionately.

Then Fox awoke screaming and leapt so high that he got stuck in the ceiling.

Falco took Fox's wallet and stole all four dollars that were in it, then not to look too suspicious, he put in one of his own bucks in before putting it back.

But it was a nine thousand dollar bill.

"Hi Miss scary head stuck in the ceiling and sticking out of the floor!" Zelda cried happily, dancing around like a ballerina.

"Hi!" it replied.

Then Zelda found Fox.

"Whoa, what happened to you?" Zelda asked,

"Nothing…" Fox said, then he took out his wallet to see the money inside, "YAY!" but the paint fell off to reveal a toilet, "Aww…"

Falco looked at the money he just stole and feeling quite proud of it, then the paint fell off to reveal five dollars.

"That's even more!" Yoshi said, appearing by him conveniently,

"Yeah but it was fake…" Falco said and dropped them.

Yoshi picked them up, the paint fell off to show forty, a badly drawn picture of a horsy, hundred, two, then a key to Spain.

"I can't put up with this crap…" Yoshi sighed and threw them away.

Then a Toad picked them up…

SEQUEL COMING SOON…

Then the credits rolled and everyone got up, over all thinking it was stupid.

Falcon was riding a pony.
Peach sent robots to retrieve Smashers.
Falcon was still riding the pony.
They brought back Mario, Luigi, and Marth.

"PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIE!1" Marth screamed,

"You won't die-" Peach began,

"I said I don't want to die!" Marth yelled, always wanting his way.

She shot the three of them.

Mario and Luigi weren't different.

"BANISH THE NERDS TO THE FACTORY!" she ordered her robots, they banished Ness.

"Nerdists! Just because I said nerd- didn't I already banish you?" Peach asked Ness.

"… No…?" Ness replied nervously.

Peach went and got a laptop, searched for Fan Fiction, found this story, and read it.

"Nope, I didn't." Peach said, "Then why were you acting nervous?"

"I don't know," Ness thought thoughtfully.

"Ok now BANISH!" she commanded again.

Then Marth was left, he, along with heroic music slashed his restraining robot to pieces, swung on a rope and 'rescued' Peach from an evil penny.

"Oh so you're a typical fairy tale prince, Of course, in plots like this, you rescue me from something harmless, making a funny." Peach said.

The penny grew huge teeth and a mustache.

Peach screamed in horror until the penny got scared and ran away.

"There, I saved you…" Marth said, getting off the rope.

"Actually I saved my self, sexist freak!" Peach stated.

"Feminist freak!" Marth said and walked off.

Samus was looking at an artsy painting that was supposed to show the essence of a normal and non-artsy painting. But Samus didn't know this because it just looked like a normal picture.

Not getting this, she blew it up, "Pictures are for losers…" but then she had found a secret entrance, "Wow…" she said sarcastically and wondered off. Then Donkey Kong saw the entrance and went through it.

Inside was a shaft, which he fell down.

After screaming and falling and stuff like that, he landed on a spiky pillow, with the spikes as the pillows, and the pillow made of metal. DK bounced off it and landed in front of a control panel in a lab.

'DO NOT PUSH' were the words under a huge button.

DK pushed it.

Glass capsules filled with green gel opened up, in suspended animation inside them were a Smoo, the Tyrant from Resident Evil and that one Frankenstein-with-chainsaw-for-hand in Castlevania 64.

The Gorilla ran back up the shaft, which is impossible but oh well.

(I say more stuff here.)