I don't have anything to say. I'm so jaded. There.
All but Mewtwo, Pikachu, and Pichu ran screaming around, ending in finding each other and hiding in a tiny closet.
Fox shooshed Zelda, Jigglypuff, Peach, and Bowser, who were holding each other screaming. He peeked out, "I don't see Peach…"
"Good, I'm tired of hiding from her," Peach confessed, breaking the hug with her friend, kidnapper, and wished-she-had-that-person-as-a-pet, (Bowser) "Stop kidnapping me!" Peach said to Jigglypuff who frowned.
"Something seems a miss…" Marth said heroically,
"Oh yeah, I'm Peach…" laughed Luigi,
"No I am!" Peach said, looking at him with a puzzled face,
"Oh…" Luigi sighed,
Kirby then stole a puzzle piece from Peach's face and ran around the crowd giggling. Peach aimed carefully, and then shot Kirby. He stopped and stared. Peach took the piece and put it on her face.
Kirby then began running and giggling, thinking he still had a piece of her face.
"He's not special LOL!1" Ness said eating a sub sandwich.
After a few laps, Kirby ran for the door, Fox opened it. Kirby ran out and realized he wasn't holding anything, then the Smoo-dog came bolting towards him. Kirby ran off screaming.
The dog caught up and held Kirby from running away. The Frankenstein with a chainsaw slowly walked over to him. Kirby beat it with a pineapple until it let him go. He dodged the swing of the chainsaw, then ran around the corner to see the Tyrant. The two monsters were on either side of him. The puffball ran up and jumped off the Tyrant's chest as the Frankenstein guy impaled it, which impaled him back with a clawed arm.
Kirby jumped passed the Smoo and got back into the closet.
"Did you see anything?" Link asked,
"Not really," Kirby shrugged.
Peach shot Roy.
"Hmm… I don't feel different…" Roy then ran off crying, then ran off screaming down the hall as a chainsaw buzzed.
Everyone tiptoed out cartoon-ishly, sneaking behind the three freaks.
But the slapstick music that went with them tiptoeing gave them away.
Captain Falcon ran in crying a war cry with a bazooka in one arm and a rocket launcher in the other and mutilated the two until they were finally momentarily unconscious.
"Stupid invincible things…" Jigglypuff said.
The Smoo devoured the bodies and started mutating.
"NUEZ!" they cried.
"Cool," Ness spoke, eating a sub sandwich.
"Your shooting is just promoting violence!" Zelda scolded Peach,
Peach shot Zelda,
"Ha I'm not weird or whatever!" Zelda exclaimed.
Peach shot herself a few times for fun, but accidentally with a normal gun and died.
Then Peach walked in, "That was another clone!"
The suit of Peach fell open to show her faithful pet dog's cousin inside.
"Faithful pet dog-ist!" Luigi yelled.
"So?" Peach said, everyone gasped in response.
"Ok I'm bored. Pick me!" Young Link asked Peach.
"Nah, most people like older Link better." She replied,
"Stupid me…" Young Link mumbled to himself.
Link reflected the lasers with his shield, "HA! Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!"
Peach once again got irritated; she took advantage of Link sticking his tongue out at her to hit him while he was off guard.
"Now do me!" Link's younger self asked, "Pleeeaase?"
"Ok." Peach shrugged and blasted the boy, nothing happened, "Hmm, I guess it won't allow two stereotypes from the same person at once."
"Aww…" Young Link moaned.
"PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE!1" Link cried, throwing conveniently placed Christmas presents at their heads, "You were all good this year!1"
"Hey, how come I just got coal?" Popo asked, "What did I do?"
"He said you were good!" Marth growled and went off to do heroic things.
Soon everyone found that they all had gotten coal.
Except for Luigi who got a bunch of flowers.
"Oh wait, you aren't Peach are you?" Link said to Luigi.
"… Um, no wait, I am the princess." He said.
"No I am!" Peach stated angrily.
The two began tugging at the box, Peach pulled it over to her, "Aww the flowers have smiley faces on them…"
"Really?" Bowser asked excitedly, "I'm Peach!"
"No I'm Peach!" Yoshi cried and dashed towards the box. Soon all of the Smashers were proclaiming themselves as Peach because of the smiley faces, which were fun and unique.
"I FAILED AT BEING SANTA'S HELPER!" Link then ran off crying down the hall.
Peach smacked Luigi over the head with a fridge and took the box from him, then she made up a distraction, "Who wants ice cream?"
"ME!" Fox screamed out, "I mean…" he stayed quiet, as he knew not to take ice cream from people who are bent on revenge for an unknown reason(?).
"TEH SMILEY FACEZ!!1" Jigglypuff yelled and everyone charged at her.
Fox took them from her and put them down the laundry chute.
"NOEZ!" everyone screamed, they jumped down the chute one by one.
Ness and Fox were left, Ness jumped down the chute, dropping his sub sandwich going in, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he cried in slow-motion, not wanting to go a few seconds with out one, he grabbed for it.
On the way down, he took a bite, it soothed him and calmed him, "This has too much sauce, and it's all bloody, and it tastes exactly like Fox, with all the hair and everything." He let go of it and took out another one.
Then Fox shrugged and went down the chute.
"Hey Fox, I just had this sub that tasted like you, weird huh?" Ness asked while plummeting down the shaft.
"Huh, that is weird." Fox thought.
Then they landed in the lab.
Peach got up and pulled a lever saying 'lab self-destruct', "I wish I could read, oh well."
The lab started shaking, random things started falling over and metal walls slowly descended around the entrances.
The twenty slid under the last one, Ness forgot his sandwich yet again and grabbed it Indiana Jones style before the wall closed.
"The flowers!" Mario exclaimed, "I bet he custom made those smiley faces just for Peach slash me!"
Fox got in the elevator nearby and pressed the up switch repeatedly, everyone ran in just in time and Ness got to do another Indiana Jones parody.
"Good thing you didn't call us so we would get in quicker as everything collapsed around us!" Zelda said,
"Oh… Yeah, that's what I was going for…" Fox said nervously.
Then they stared at the doors silently until they opened.
"So what happened?" Roy asked, next to the door in the main hall.
"Stuff happened… I wasn't really paying attention…" Bowser shrugged, stuffing ALL of Ness's subs into his mouth.
Ness saw this and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO- Huh nothing happened."
Then Pikachu and Pichu came around, but they acted like mice!
Everyone jumped into Roy's arms, he tried holding the ball of creatures, but fell down.
All but Roy ran away.
"I'm free!" Roy dashed over to the exit, but stopped as he remembered that the door was taped, even though it was wide open from the breeze.
Then the mutant Smoo came Smooing in, barking and Smooing all over.
"Instead of just fighting like we never do, let's go in there!" Ganondorf said, heading for a door up the stairs.
Inside was a room with stained glass windows. Everyone followed Mario through the hologram-like window as the Smoo Smooed the door in half.
The Smashers found themselves in a secret slide, spiraling in a large corkscrew path going down.
The Smoo mutated into a green dragon with a dog head, tentacles, spikes, and feathered wings. It flew in the spiral, spinning to always be looking at them.
"Hmm, this looks like a boss battle, so the slide will just go into infinity until we kill it." Mario said.
Chains hung from the slide's side, sliding down above them, Falco and Samus grabbed onto two chains and circled the monster slowly, the wind rushing past them..
They fired shot after shot until it melted.
"YAY!" Kirby said, because he found one last sub in Ness's pocket.
Then the liquid came back up and turned to solid. It started mutating and it's head split like a flower blooming, ten dog heads came out of the mouth/hole and barked, sending fire out.
Then Marth and Link climbed down a separate chain finding the others, Marth held Link's hand, who hung out, Fox took Link's hand, and so on, creating a chain, "Now we can beat him!" Nana cheered.
"I wanted you to get me down but Ok…" Link said, annoyed. With Bowser at the end as the spiked ball, they used themselves as a whip and whipped its heads off.
Then, like Mario told, they reached the end of the slide.
Some fanfare music played as the body dissolved, leaving a heart container in its place.
"Who wants to go to sleep?" Peach asked.
"ME!" they cried and everyone went to bed.