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While Link whittled something, Fox came up to him.
"Samus is being really mean lately, two days ago she called me stupid and a poopoo head," he told,
"Oh your not a poopoo head…" Link replied, not looking up from the complicated thing he was working on.
"Oh but I'm stupid?" Fox asked, offended that an elf from a different world said that to him, he slightly knew Link for a few years! They made eye contact once…
Link pretended he didn't hear this as he thought back a while ago…
FLASHBACK:Link and his younger self were arguing over who should have the last scoop of ice cream, even though it was a flavor they both hated, they just wanted to do this.
"You're a big mean head!" Young Link said,
"Oh yeah well your… MOM!" Link replied, not being able to think of anything else to come back with,
Then Mario came walking by, he took the scoop and had the last part.
The two Links saw this and ran off crying. Link didn't feel this way but he just had to out do Young Link by pretending to cry, and run. (He just used a treadmill)
END FLASHBACK"Wait wrong one…" Link said out loud,
'NOTHER FLASHBACK"I dare you to go into the pony pen!" Roy dared Link.
"No I dare YOU!" he dared back,
"Let's both go," Roy suggested and the two made their way over the fence-
END FLASHBACK
"NO NOT THAT ONE NEVERMIND!" Link yelled and tried blocking the traumatizing memory out by furiously working on his project.
"Well this scene was pointless." Fox said to himself.
Falcon was riding his pony from a few chapters ago, "Hey Roy! Want to ride this beauty?"
Roy saw one glance of the pony and ran off in terror.
Roy ran into Jigglypuff.
"Want some?" She asked, holding a pack of gum.
"Uh, no thanks…" Roy said.
Jigglypuff shrugged and put a stick of gum in her mouth.
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Jigglypuff pulled out another pack as she discarded the other.
Roy ran off screaming in terror.
"Copy cat!" Ness said, pointing at her.
"Nerd!" Jigglypuff retorted.
"Nerd!" Ness shot back.
"Nerd!"
"Nerd!"
"Can't the nerds just live in harmony?" Zelda cried, full of angst.
"The nerds are scaring me," Pichu whined,
"Aww… Do you want me to cuddle with you?" Zelda asked,
"…Yes…" Pichu said as cutely as he could,
"And do you want me to sing peacefully to you until you pleasantly drift off to dreamland?" Zelda asked,
"Hell no." Pichu replied, walking away, not cute anymore.
"Thank God I got out of that one," Zelda said to herself.
No one cares about Game and Watch and Donkey Kong so they were in a corner or something.
"LOL I'm in a corner or something," Donkey Kong said.
"Good luck with that," Marth said, trying to get some more jokes.
No one laughed.
Maybe it was because there were no people with phones sitting in the background.
Marth wandered off thinking this over. Then slapped into Peach.
"Have you seen Falco, Marth?" Peach asked,
"Sure, he's standing on your nose right now." Marth stated,
Falco growled and jumped off.
"Ha! Think you can hide from me?" Peach asked.
She shot him.
Falco flew around the room cawing and pecked at the princess who ran off. But didn't scream. I put that in, like, every story I make.
Link hopped on his wooden motorcycle and sped off.
He stopped at a closet to hear weird noises and opened it.
Jigglypuff barley fit inside as she stuffed globs of gum into her mouth as fast as she could.
"Oh… Someone stop me…" She groaned, muffling it by stuffing more in, each glob bigger than the next.
Link sped off once more.
He skidded down the hall, turning a corner.
The doors busted open as Link drove out; he flew off a very convenient ramp on the staircase and sailed through the air, then smashed through the stained glass window of Peach.
Link somersaulted off the bike and landed perfectly in front of the castle as his ride smashed all over the lawn.
"You know the door was open," Luigi said, poking his head out of the door.
"… So?" Link asked and chucked a nearby wheel at Luigi, hitting him in the head, knocking him down.
"Target found." Samus said monotonously, she aimed at Luigi, "Eh. I do not feel like it."
"AH! A ROBOT!" Link yelled and ran away.
"Stupid stereotypes…" Ness said, trying to kick a toy Link made earlier, but ended up kicking himself in the face.
"ROFLZ!" Fox laughed, he then tried to punch Ness, but accidentally punched his mom.
"LOL mom more like-! Eh I got nothing…" Ness gave up.
Then Yoshi ran down the hall in terror as a massive Jigglypuff rolled after him moaning, trying to pick up the pace on stuffing gumballs the size of boulders into her mouth, ten in each hand.
Fox and Ness shrugged; they jumped in the way so they would have to flee the puffball's path of destruction out of boredom.
"PSYCH!" Ness laughed and tripped the other two, causing them to fall forward and out of harm's way while he was crushed from stopping.
Peach skidded to a stop, seeing the last to victims lying before her.
"Now to make my situation worse!" she giggled and fired down on them.
Fox and Yoshi got up on all fours and growled at her,
"What's with Yoshi always being the dog?" she asked herself and ran off screaming, not caring about me, all three chasing her.
Then all the Smashers went into the main hall again.
Peach ran in and used Young Link as a human shield, spraying water at them to keep them away.
"I've decided not to be a faithful pet dogist!" Peach declared as the Smashers cheered.
Fox and Yoshi chased Mewtwo around Peach and a scared Young Link as Peach took out a remote, "Now to reverse the… stuff."
She pushed a button and purple mist sprayed out of the vents.
"But how come Pichu stopped acting like a mouse?" she wondered aloud.
"GOT JOO!1" they cried, startling Peach.
"What?" she said,
"That thing is a cheap piece of crap." Bowser said, talking about the gun.
"We didn't want you to be sad so we faked it," Roy explained.
"Aww, you humiliated yourselves just for me?" Peach asked.
But the antidote had brought something horrible back to life!
"Let's all go home," Mario said and everyone held hands, laughing as they walked over to the door. Suddenly what looked like a five-headed scaled lion with six tails and black fire for a mane.
The huge mutant had Smoo heads, not only for heads but its tips of its tails and feet.
It sprouted gigantic butterfly wings with the pattern of the Smoo's head on them.
"I wanted to do the cheesy 'laughing at the end' thing!" whined Peach.
It roared and flew up above them.
"Nutters..." Samus sighed.
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