Here's the last chapter!
Please don't enjoy it though... Okay you can like it I guess...
At this serious time, Roy took this to point out something to Link, "I broke up with myself…"
"Really? How many were there of you anyway?" Link asked,
"I don't remember!" he replied, running away and crying.
The scary Smoo-monster roared as its tail heads spewed toxic water out at them.
Ganondorf, Bowser, Marth, and Mario charged at it,
"Now remember, can't tried and tried and failed every time!" Fox said as a word of encouragement,
They skidded to a halt and looked at each other confused, then were swiped away.
Suddenly the ground shook, as if something huge was coming around the corner. Everyone looked to see a tiny fly crawl into view.
"… I don't get it," Fox whispered to Peach.
Then a huge mass of rubbery stuff came in, smashing the hall apart. It rolled into the room and its tiny face revealed it to be Jigglypuff, she tried to say something, but was too busy stuffing bags and bags of boulder-sized gumballs (fifty bags in each hand at a time) into her mouth as fast as she could, with both delight and horror on her face.
"O(gulp)H… GO(gulp)D S(gulp)O(gulp)ME(gulp)ON(gulp)E(gulp)… (gulp)PL(gulp)E(gulp)A(gulp)S(gulp)E… (gulp)STO(gulp)P M(gulp)E(gulp)…(gulp) (gulp)H(gulp)MM(gulp)…"
"Ok…" Roy said awkwardly,
"NO STOP!" she shrieked, slapping Roy's hand away,
"But…" Roy began,
She butted in, but all they heard was: "(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)!"
"Stop doing that! You can talk if you don't stuff like a trillion balls of gum in each second you slightly open your mouth!" Zelda screamed; freaking out over the disturbing scene, though her over-blown rant wasn't far from the truth.
"(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)(gulp)!" she protested.
"Uh, Jigglypuff! Fight this thing!" Fox said urgently, probably because it was eating his arm.
"Nah, I don't want to," Jigglypuff said, accept no one knew if she was talking or moaning from the gum being constantly stuffed in her mouth.
Then she popped. Gum splattered everywhere and hundreds of irritating Jigglypuffs were dancing around.
"JIGGLYPUFF!" they all said at once perfectly.
"… I don't get it…" Fox whispered to Peach,
"That wasn't even a joke! I think," she replied.
"Uhhh… gum…" Young Link whined, tired of gum.
Samus used her grapple to get a pile of Jigglypuffs who just lied there, drooling and smiling. She shivered at the sight, then kicked them at the Smoo, it dodged or got smacked in the head with puffballs.
The Smoo inhaled, then breathed out blasting heat, melting the gum.
Mewtwo levitated the Jigglypuffs and melded them into the original Jigglypuff we all love/hate/something and slapped the mutant across the face several times with her body, Jigglypuff just smiled wider because she was a freak.
The Ice Climbers and DK, shot it with submachine guns.
Yoshi took out tricked-out gattling gun, shotgun, rocket launcher, machine gun, crossbow, dart gun, laser guns with ten barrels, each with those things on them, he had two in each hand which meant forty nonstop blasts of seven different rounds spraying out.
All there was was a black spot… next to the mutant.
"Learn to aim nerd!" Captain Falcon said,
Pichu was next, he chose Super Nova. Pichu called out, looking like he did when he caused a lightening bolt, except a meteor came around and shot through Pluto, then hit the sun, causing a super nova to engulf the entire solar system.
The Smoo was then at low health.
"LOL FF7, for people who didn't know that," Zelda said.
All the Smashers got what Yoshi had, two in each hand, and extra robot arms on their backs to hold two more guns.
Then they fired at once, causing the whole wall behind it to disintegrate, the Smoo just was slowly pushed back out of the castle.
They kept running and holding the triggers down.
Fox and Falco got in Arwings with the same devastating guns, except if the normal ones they were using were peashooters, the ones on the Arwings were like tanks.
Pichu, while shooting, called ten Super Novas, using the rest of his magic, each planet of the ten solars systems and ten meteors were covered in the better guns.
The boss had one percent left.
"Time to kill this Anime style!" DK said, stealing Ganondorf's sword, he charged at it.
"I'm popular…er!" Link said, taking it from him.
"I'm me!" Roy said, taking the sword while running past Link.
Fox Fox Illusioned through Roy, taking the sword, "I'm me also!" he jumped into the air and spun the sword in his hands in slow motion.
"It's my sword!" Ganondorf cried, he grabbed Fox and spun him around, causing the sword to be three times faster.
The dark wizard spun in the air, Fox also spun in the air while spinning in Ganondorf's hands and the sword was spinning way faster.
Then the speed went to normal speed as Ganondorf stabbed with Fox who stabbed with the sword into its forehead.
Rays of light shown out of it as a globe of expanding anime/nuke stuff destroying everything.
The Smashers fell to the black rubble that was once Peach's land.
"Oops…" Fox said,
"You better run!" Peach said,
"Why?" Fox asked,
"Well, I'm coming after you, so it would be a good decision." she explained,
"How come just because someone is mad at you, you have to run away like their invincible?" Fox asked,
"Now I don't feel like it anymore…" Peach sighed,
"Good for you." Fox returned.
"Ganondorf's gone…" Link said, "He was my bwest fwiend…" Link then cried into his hat, Marth and Zelda tried comforting him but ended up crying too, Ganondorf was so kind and nice, everyone loved him…
Then Ganondorf came out of the rubble,
"YAY!" Luigi, Pikachu, Kirby, Roy, and Nana latched onto his limbs.
"Get… OFF…" he grunted, ripping his tormentors off, then tugged at Pikachu who was on his face.
"I wuv you…" he said, Ganondorf ripped him off his face and then proceeded to tear Pikachu's head from his body.
Everyone stared in shock.
"What?" he asked, dropping the two pieces of Pikachu.
Everyone stared in shock.
"Uh, who wants to laugh at the end?" he asked nervously.
"OOH ME!" they screamed and pulled him out of the bricks.
Dr. Mario took Pikachu to fix him later and they all laughed, walking off into the sunrise.
Sunsets are so out.
THE END
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