A Kim Possible Fan Fic by the Pharaoh Rutin Tutin
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From: The desk of Ronald Stoppable, esq. In the City of Middleton and the State of Confusion¡Hola! Dr. D.,
First, let me say that KP told me about the way she harshed on you while I was in surgery. That was not like her at all, and she feels very badly about it. That's why she asked me to prepare this report for both of us. She'll just add her comments to the end.
So, what happened?
Early in July, Wil Du called Kim and I into his office to tell us about his plan to arrest the Seniors. Honestly, I think Duff Killigan could have come up with a better idea. Gotta say, even Draken wouldn't try a crazy scheme like Operation Midas.
Well, we told him what we thought of the plan. We even offered him some suggestions. I don't think he even knew about the Spinning Tops of Doom hidden in the lair.
He wrote down everything Kim and I suggested and thanked us. Then he escorted us to the tube back to Middleton and that was the last we heard about that.
At 6:37 p.m. on July 30, we got a beep on the Kimmunicator. I remember the time exactly because KP and I were alone in my house going over Mr. Barkin's summer reading list. Ever since the prom, Kim has found…. so many…. different… and interesting… ways to… tackle… homework.
Ah, where was I?
Oh yes, I remember EXACTLY when we were interrupted.
The message wade delivered was simple. "Operation Midas will launch at midnight from the GJ Atlantic base. Team Possible is requested, but not required, to be present as observers."
"Mission mode, Ron" Kim commanded. "We've only got a few hours to reach the Atlantic Base. And I owe it to my 'yellow trout' to be there when they bring him in" she giggled on the last part. And with that, she called Wade to set up a ride.
"Aw, KP. They only requested that we be observers. Can't GJ handle this one without us?" I asked.
"Sure that was only a request Ron. Just like it's only a request when I ask you for a caramel soufflé. Or a foot massage."
"Right! Time to change into my mission clothes."
After changing, I woke up Rufus (always a dangerous mission itself) and told him we had to help Agent Du arrest the Seniors.
"Du-Du? Uh-uh!" My naked mole rat squeaked defiantly at me. I thought he just got up on the wrong side of the cedar shavings. But the little guy obviously didn't want to go, so I left him at home.
Legend says that rats will flee a ship before it sinks. I don't know if that's true, but Rufus refused to get on board with KP and me that night.
We had less than half an hour to spare by the time we reached the Atlantic Base. I saw Lt. Swan and said "hi". He was the agent who wired my house during the Ron Factor study. My mother was quite taken with him, especially when she found out he was Jewish. I don't think I ever saw mom so disappointed as when the lieutenant told her he didn't have a sister my age.
Then we met Ensign Oyle. I know that KP has developed quite a following among young children. But I think the parents and other older relatives of those kids are the fun ones to watch.
Finally, Wil Du arrived on the flight line. "You can observe from chopper 2 and then send your report to the director's office" he snapped at us. Teachers have been ordering me around like that my whole life. But KP doesn't get that, and won't take that, from anyone. She was about to say something unladylike to Agent Du when chopper 1 started and her voice was lost in the roar from the rotors.
As soon as we took off, KP and I began to discuss the sitch with the crew of chopper 2. I was shocked and KP was annoyed. Wil Du was going to attack one of the most heavily defended private islands in the world with two police / SWAT helicopters?
The crew of chopper 2 agreed to modify the plan with our suggestions, but we couldn't reach chopper 1. Just before making visual contact with the island, we veered off and took up a support position.
I understand that chopper 1 was nearly blown up by the automated defenses of the island when they landed at the Senior's lair. I can't say I'm surprised. Only Ensign Oyle's expert piloting saved them. They also tell me he pulled all of us out of the water later. I hope little Olive knows that her cousin is the real hero.
What I do know for certain is that Senior and Junior slipped out of a grotto and sped away in the second fastest boat I have ever seen.
Their speedboat was faster than our helicopter, so KP and I put on our jetpacks. The plan was simple. Fly to the boat and turn off the engine. Then the GJ helicopters would surround the Seniors.
I'm told that Agent Du launched heat-seeking missiles at the Seniors. I really don't know. I can't remember anything between putting on my jetpack and waking up in Middleton Memorial Hospital three days later.
I had tubes and wires everywhere, and there were more drugs in me than in the college art department. But waking up to KP's face makes any day a good day.
Well, it's been just over two months now since the incident. They saved my leg and I'm back on my feet, sort of. I'm walking with a cane, so that means no more "Mad Dog", and no more missions for the time being.
KP and Rufus both blame themselves for my injury, but they didn't tell Du to fire.
I keep telling Kim that she needs to get back into the game. She'll go crazy if she keeps herself grounded. All she says to that is now I'm her mission and she can't save the world without me.
Please express our best wishes to Dr. Blower and Sgt. Stone. KP and I both hope they have a speedy recovery. And even more so, extend our deepest condolences to the family of Lt. Swan. If the man had a sister, I know my mom would have made him my brother-in-law.
Also, if the opportunity arises, please express our regrets to Senior Senior Senior. What happened to Junior was never our intent.
But there is some exciting news. The expanded Team Possible is now the talk of Middleton. We've had several people help us on a mission or two before, but now, we're becoming a legion. In fact, we expect to have an actual headquarters and uniforms by the time KP and I graduate. Look for our grand unveiling sometime next summer.
As for the money, we'll take payments from the insurance companies. People and businesses that are able to afford to pay something will be expected to pay what they can. But we won't charge anyone what he or she can't afford, and we won't turn down a mission because someone is unable to pay. I think I convinced Kim when I pointed out that we did jobs for the government and Fortune 500 companies out of the goodness of our hearts, but she charges working parents $10 an hour to watch their kids.
By the way, the Yamanouchi School in Japan, where I studied briefly, sent me a beautiful blue steel cane with a jeweled handle. It seems that combining this antique bling-bling with the injury has made me quite interesting to several girls at the High School. I should have tried this trick years ago.
Oh well, I guess that puts an end to GJ's Ron Factor study. But don't worry, KP is making this investigation her top priority.
Limping along,
Ronald Stoppable
PS, from Kim Possible
Dr. Director, first, let me apologize for how I yelled at you and several of your subordinate agents in the days immediately after the accident. No matter how angry I was, there was no excuse for how I treated any of you.
Second, yes I am going to stand by my decision. Global Justice was effective before I joined with you. And I was very good before you brought me in. I'm sure each of us can do quite well on our own.
On the other hand, there are certainly advantages to being part of a larger organization. I just don't think I'll be able to work well with your organization. But when Ron gets back up to speed, we might appreciate an introduction or two to some other institutions that could use Team Possible's talents.
As for Ron, the doctors here are amazed. When he got to Middleton, they said his chances of keeping his leg were 50/50 at best. He hasn't been in a wheelchair since school started.
I know everyone at GJ has heard, and laughed, about Ron's "Mystical Monkey Power". At first, I thought it was a joke too. But at night, when he's sleeping, I have seen Ron's leg bend, stretch, and GLOW. It didn't show up on the hospital security tapes, and it hasn't happened when anybody has been in the room with him except me. But it has happened. I don't think he even knows what's happening to him. He doesn't realize that he should not be recovering from such a serious injury so quickly. I expect he'll be fully recovered soon. He probably won't need the cane by the time we start our final semester.
I've heard rumors about Senior. If half of what I've heard is true, he's more dangerous now than all of Draken's diablos put together. I don't know what his plans are, but if you find out he intends to include Ron, or myself, or our friends and family in his designs for revenge, could you give us a warning?
I should say something like "no big" here, but it has been big. Majorly big. And Ron and I appreciate almost everything Global Justice and you have done for us.
Thank you, and good luck
Kimberly Anne Possible
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Author's Note
Team Possible's Point of view on what happened during and after Operation Midas.
From: The desk of Ronald Stoppable, esq.? I figured he wrote this on his private stationary.
Like the timing of Agent Du's message to Kim and Ron? Just barely enough time to get to the mission. But Dr. Director ordered team Possible to observe and assist. She didn't say when Agent Du had to deliver the order.
Mrs. Stoppable's reaction to Lt. Swan was meant as a joke, somewhat.
I realized after I posted After Action that I didn't account for Rufus. This may not be the most satisfying reason for his absence. But I think it beats having him in the explosion of a heat-seeking missile, or trapped on a crashing helicopter.
Hmm, I wonder what could be going on with the fancy cane that the ninja school sent Ron? Any guesses?
Yes he is prone to panic and fear. However, once Ron gets past that, he almost always sees the best in everything and everyone. That's why the optimistic outlook throughout the story.
Now, details for the expanded Team Possible?
Who is in it? What are the uniforms? Where is HQ? When do they go public? How much does it cost to hire them? Why did the chicken cross the road?
That is another story. It will be a gift from the Pharaoh when Denial overflows.