Pancoon-chan: Konichiwa!!!

Panda: Snoochie Poochies!!! ( greetings my friends foul readers)

Kankuro: yo…

Tenten: Hi!!

Temari: sup

Neji: back off you sons of bitches

Temari: someone's pissy today…

Neji: fuck off! My life's my own business, as tenten so greatly puts it! – glares viciously at kankuro –

Tenten: back off

Kankuro: …

Temari: once again, I feel like I'm missing something…

Panda: uh… - points at PC – ask her! She's the author!!!

Temari: - raises eyebrow at PC –

PC: - scowls – it's my duty as an author and a reader NOT TO GIVE SPIOLERS!!!! So… read the damn story if you want to know so bad!!!!!!!!!!

Chappie 3

The next morning, kankuro awoke with a yawn. It was a new day and a new chance to see tenten. He yawned again as he headed down the stairs in just his PJ bottoms and with no make up or hat. He immediately froze as he saw temari, ino, sakuro, Hinata, and tenten sitting in the living room laughing. "what the fuck temari?! You didn't tell me people were gonna be here!" he searched franticly for something to cover his face. Showing people what he looked like was not his thing.

Sakura, ino, Hinata, and tenten were staring at him, thinking hard. Who was this guy? Then it hit tenten.

"kankuro?!"

"yeah?"

- with tenten -

Oh my god! Kankuro?! No way! So this was what he looked like without the kitty ears and make up! Wow, he's hot! Thought tenten. Kankuro had messy brown hair that reflected his personality completely and beautiful forest green eyes. His skin was nicely tanned and he was perfectly toned. Wow. "I wondered what you were hiding all this time!" she cried. Tenten glanced at ino and sakura. Oh great, they were drooling. Nice.

"yup" he said distractedly. "hey temari, what's for breakfast?" he said.

"pancakes why?"

"because I'm hungry, why else?" he said, and scratched the back of his head.

"yeah well, you'll have to wait because I need to take a shower"

kankuro scowled. "fine, but make it quick!" he said impatiently. With that, he went over and flopped down on the couch that temari had been sitting on.

"so… long time no see?" said ino.

Sakura shot her a look that could kill.

"Yup… so tenten, what's new with you?" he asked.

"oh, nothing much. I was just looking at some new weapons and saw this awesome new one. It's called the demon windmill shuriken!" she said enthusiastically. To her surprise, kankuro looked genuinely interested. For some reason a lot of people just didn't care about weapons anymore, so it was good to find someone who did.

Sakura and ino scowled. They were not going to give up kankuro so easily.

"so kankuro, why do you wear the hat and paint? I mean, yo could have any girl in suna if you wanted." Ino said sweetly.

He just looked at her and said to tenten, "that's why." He rolled his eyes, which made him look even hotter, if that's possible.

Ino glared at her.

Sakura scowled. "why?" she asked stupidly.

Kankuro sighed. "because I hate it when girls fall all over me like you. I mean, it's cool if someone likes you, but it's just stupid when they know nothing about you." He said.

Tenten nodded.

"oh… ok" said ino, embarrassed. "it happens, I guess…"

A week passed and tenten grew to like kankuro even more. They trained every day together and had long conversations on the importance on kunai and chakra strings.

- with kankuro -

wow. Tenten was amazing. She was beautiful, talented, and above all, had a brain that she frequently used. He hated girls that just sat there and babbled nonsense. She was everything and more. They actually connected when they talked. On his 8th day in konoha, kankuro was walking up the many stairs of the tower when his sensitive ears heard faint footsteps. His cat like eyes spotted an irregular shadow to his left. "come out, whoever you are." He commanded.

Neji stepped from the shadows.

"what do you want?" Growled kankuro.

"stay away from tenten, this is your last warning." He sneered, and sank back into the shadows.

The next day, tenten and kankuro were walking home from a sparring session when tenten said, "I'm hungry"

Kankuro spotted a dumpling shop and said " come on, dinners on me" he grinned. Ever since that morning with tenten, ino, and sakura, kankuro had taken to going out without his make up and hat.

"you sure?" she asked.

"yup, I'm sure" he grinned again.

When they say down to eat at the counter/bar thingy they found out they both liked rice and dumplings. When they were done with the meal, tenten said "hurry! The managers coming! Act more coupl-ie!!"

"why?" asked kankuro, puzzled.

"well, the manager makes men pay less, women pay more, and charges next to nothing for couples, now hurry!"

kankuro quickly put his arm around tenten and she moved closer to him. The shop keeper was almost there and, without thinking, kankuro pressed his lips to hers.

- with tenten -

tenten was shocked when kankuro covered her lips with his, but she slowly sank into the kiss. His taste overwhelmed her as his tongue licked the rim of her mouth, asking permission to enter. She granted it and an explosion of taste and texture erupted as they began to explore each others mouths.

Then, a shocked and outraged voice bellowed, "tenten!"

Pancoon-chan: so who is this mysterious intruder, and what quarrel does he have with tenten?

Panda: - scowls – why are you asking every one else? You're the author dammit!

PC: why do I share an account with you?

P: because I'm cool like that!

PC: - rolls eyes – oK then… well anyways sorry for the cliffy and sorry for not updating in so long! Well sea ya!

Kankuro: till next chapter

Tenten: byes!!

Temari: come back soon!

P: oh, fuck!! Peace out…