La li ho! Sorry about the LONG wait...the thing is...i was kiddnapped by Natives and they took me to there home land...off the coast of Chili. Yeah, so i was stuck there for months playing poker with a hobo who was stuck there to...his name was Morris. Okay, my life story is boring...I'll just continue my randomness...ness...

Oh yeah, since all my reveiews are suggesting that i write in paragraph form, I shall do that now...cause i don't blame you...i suck at writing with the other form...BACK TO THE RANDOMNESS! BONZAI!

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Chapter 3: Stalking Sakano

The day starts out with NG's top selling vocalist playing...go fish. Shuichi looks at his idol.

" Have any...3's?" asked shuichi.

"...maybe..." responded ryuichi

" If you have it, give it to me dammit!"

"NEVER!"

Ryuichi tackles Shuichi and messes up the whole game. They wrestle eack other until they knock over Mr.Sakano. A large box falls on shuichi's head and he passes out.

Ryuichi stops and was about to look thought the box, but Mr.Sakano quickly grabbed the box.

"What's in the box?" asked ryuichi childishly.

"Uhhh..i, uhhh...its, uhh, none of your concerns...i gotta go." Sakano ran out of the building in a rush. Ryuichi stood there for a while, but then he tryed to wake up his pink-haired friend.

"Shuichi, Sakano is hiding something from us! C'mon, WAKE UP! I wanna see what he's hiding!"

Shuichi was still knocked out. Ryuichi gets closer to shuichi's ear.

"...Shuichi, Yuki is here...wearing only a thong-" ryuichi whispered.

"WHAT? MY YUKI? WHERE?"

"Good, your up! Let's go stalk Sakano! "

"...but...what about-"

"Shuichi, you know its never gonna happen. We have a better chance at Touma running in here screaming like a little girl."

And speak of the devil, Touma runs by screaming like a little girl. Shuichi and Ryuichi were speechless, but then they realized that a bear got into NG. They ran out of the building in such a rush.

At the park

Shuichi and Ryuichi made it alive in one piece at the park, though they were really tired out.

" I...I think...we lost the bear..." Ryuichi declared out of breathe.

"The bear ate my shoe...my poor shoe..." whimpered shuichi in the back round.

Ryuichi turned around with all his energy back. "Enough, now that thats over with, we need to find Sakano and complete our mission!"

"Which is?"

"...FOOL!" Ryuichi threw a wet fish at shuichi's head. The Bad Luck vocalist fell backwards to the ground.

"Now i smell like a fishy!" yelled shuichi after he sniffed himself.

" Not now, shuichi! We need to find Sakano's house and-"

"He has a house?"

Ryuichi starred at the pink haired boy bewildered.

"What, i mean, you'd never expect Mr. Sakano to have a life..."

Ryuichi thought about in. 'He's got a point there...'

"Okay...so uhhh..." Shuichi was clueless at the time.

"Should ask hobos if they might know where he lives?" questioned ryuichi.

"I'm hungry!" annouced shuichi. Ryuichi agreed so they ran off the an icecream stand and got some icecream when-

"I like choclate milk." The two vocalist turn around to see a little yellow imaginary friend ( Aka: cheese from foster's) starring at them.

"Uhhh...your in the wrong show..." shuichi told the little guy.

"...I LIKE CEREAL!"

"Just go back to where you came from!" Ryuichi demanded.

Cheese just stands there. "...pheesh...dokay."

Once cheese was gone, Shuichi spotted Mr.Sakano walking out of Petco. They two vocalist ran into action when shuichi trips and falls on top of Ryuichi and they both spill there icecream on the ground. They sat there for a while whimpering that they wasted $5 and got nothing.

5 minutes later

Mr.Sakano was walking to his apartment with the box by his side. Having the feeling he was being watched, he turned around many times, but saw that it was only him...only it wasn't. Shuichi and Ryuichi were close behind following him back to his home. They hid in bushes, trees, cars, anything close by. Sure they might have gotten stuck in a bush, beaten by a taxi driver, and lost trace a Sakano about 4 or 5 times, but finally the succeeded. Sakano stopped in front of this nice apartment complex and opened the doors using a code and walked in. Once he was inside, Shuichi and Ryuichi rushed up to the doors.

"Okay, let's go in!" declared Ryuichi.

"...What's the code?" asked shuichi ruining the moment for Nittle Grasper's vocalist.

"Dammit, always got to point out stuff, dotcha? Okay...code...ummmm...Shuichi, you think of a code."

"Why me?"

"Because...your smart! Yeah, so you do it."

"I barely passed school and you think i can do this?"

"This doesn't involve all that shit in school! You don't read or write a code. You press buttons...I wanna do it!"

"Too late! I wanna press buttons!"

As the two fought about who was going to press the buttons, they suddenly hear-

"Beep bop boop beep bop boop beep beep boop bop beep boop BOP!"

The vocalist were stopped by Cheese once again.

"Where the hell do you keep coming from? Go back to where you came from!" they bothed shouted.

"...Pheesh...dokay." Cheese then walks off. Shuichi then turns around to try a code.

"8...6...7...5...3...0...9.." shuichi said to himself.

"Hey! Isn't that a song?" Ryuichi asked in the backround.

"...maybe..."

"I wanna try now shu-chan!"

"No way, i haven't even pressed enter yet!"

"MY TURN!" Ryuichi attacked shuichi and they wrestled each other to the ground. A few moment later, a guy walked out of the complex starring at the two killing each other.

"Uhhh, do you boyd need to get inside?" he asked nevously. Shuichi and Ryuichi stopped and looked at each other and nodded. The man held the door for them and they walked inside.

"That was easy..." whispered shuichi.

"Okay...now...Shit! Now we need to find-" ryuichi said before shuichi interuped.

"Room # 42! That's Mr. Sakano's room!"

"...How did you-"

"This paper thingy told me, see?" Shuichi pionted to the wall with room numbers on it.

"Let's go!"

In Mr.Sakano's room

Mr.Sakano sat the box he was carring on his bed and walked into the bathroom.

"Hmmmm...i still have the feeling i'm being stalked." said sakano to himself. He looked around to see only himself.

Little did he know, the door to his apartment was slowly opening. Entering were the two vocalist dressed as the ghost busters people. Ryuichi entered so quiet, but shuichi felll threw the door, causing a loud thump. Mr.Sakano rushed out to see what was going on, but saw nothing and returned to his bedroom. Ryuichi and shuichi were hiding behind his couch.

"Shuichi, be a bit careful." ryuichi said.

"Okay!" shuichi shouted.

"AND quietier!"

"...okay..."

They crawled up to where the door to Mr.Sakano's room was. Shuichi looked around.

"Hey...his house smells funny..." shuichi covered his nose.

"...Your wearing a mask. How can you smell?" questioned ryuichi.

"ARE YOU SAYING I SMELL?" shuichi yelled.

"Shhh!"

"...He's gonna catch us."

"I know!"

"That was blunt."

"Which is why i got these!" The Nittle Grasper vocalist pulled out plungers behind his back.

"...plungers?"

"Yeah, K-san ran out of sucky cups."

"And we'll stay on the walls?"

"...i don't know."

Suddenly the door opens and Mr.Sakano is at the door and sees the two of them and screams.

"ZOMBIES! DON'T EAT ME!" Sakano went into a feddle position. Shuichi stood there while Ryuichi tryed to stick to the sealing. He gave up so he tossed the plunger and hit the wall.

Five minutes have passed when Mr.Sakano raised his head. He saw the two voclaist again and started freaking out again.

"What do you want?" he wailed.

"Uhhh...I'm hungry." they declared.

"I SHALL MAKE YOU A FEAST! As long as you don't eat me..."

Shuichi and Ryuichi looked at each other.

"What will you make?" they asked.

"...uhhh, well, I SHALL MAKE TEA!"

Ryuichi whacked Sakano over the head which caused Sakano to faint. Shuichi was in shock.

"He was gonna make food!"

"Screw that. Let's just eat out of the fridge."

"Hmmmm...Okay."

They both walk into the kitchen when-

"I. FOUND. A. CARROT." yelled Cheese stabbing them with a carrot.

They both starred at him annoyed.

" GO AWAY!" they bothed yelled.

Cheese stands there. "Pheesh...Dokay!"

In the other room, Mr. Sakano wakes up to see cheese starring at him.

"What the-"

"I like chocolate milk."

"...Uh, yes. Would you like some?"

"Yesa!"

Mr.Sakano gets up and head torwards his kitchen, but-

"FIRE?" Mr.Sakano yells and runs around in circles, trips and faints once again. In the kitchen were the two vocalist, trying to cook when shuichi pressed one little button and everything exploded. They stood there and starred at the fire they caused.

"Shuichi...your banded from the kitchen."

"...okay...what now?"

"Let's see...Sakano's kitchen is on fire...we're hungry...let's just go to Denys!"

"Okay!"

They both left Sakano's house, the fire still on, Sakano still passed out. While they were walking shuichi thought of something.

"What was the whole point to this?" asked shuichi clueless to the whole story.

"Nothing...i was just bored..." replyed ryuichi. Shuichi just starred and thought 'and here i could've spent the day with Yuki...sigh.'

"But what was in the box?"

"...Shit, i think we were suppose to find out...Oh well!" Ryuichi and shuichi continued along the way to Denys.

END of chapter 3

Wow, that was kinda a point less story...Oh well. Yes, i had to add Cheese in the story cause he is too funny. ( If you don't know, he is from Foster's home for imaginary friends...just a reminder.) And whatever happened to Sakano...well, i don't know. I might htink of something...maybe. And the box...I have no clue what could be inside.

Well, i hope you enjoyed the story. Read and Review!