La li ho! Imma back with another story! Whoot! Though i have a fever right now...it SUCKS! -- sigh...
Well, enough of my boring life-
::crash::
O.o
spiderman: I bring...sushi!!
Oo
okay, well imma gonna have some sushi with spiderman! You people can just...read! Yeah!
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Chapter six: Stuck in a bathroom
It was early morning when the novelist, Eiri Yuki, awoke from a nights sleep. It would've been a good nights sleep, but his lover, shuichi shindou, kept talking to him as he tried to sleep. He rubbed his eyes and groaned as he remebered the night.
Flashback
Yuki had his eyes closed and was resting peacefully in his nice warm bed. Suddenly, he was being shaked. His eyes snaped open to face his lover's big purple eyes starring right back at him. He sat up on his bed.
"Shuichi, what do you want?" asked Yuki.
" I keep thinking...how do feet smell if they don't have a nose?" Yuki just twitched to that question.
"...i'm never letting you watch cartoons again. Now, go to bed."
"...Yuki. I hear something."
"Don't care."
"But i hear something."
"Go to bed!"
"...i still hear it."
"SHUT UP!!"
and so on...
end flashback
Yuki was now heading towords the bathroom to take a shower. Once he was in there, he began to remove his clothing when a knock on the door was heard.
"YUKI!!" screamed shuichi on the other side of the door. "I got to go to the bathroom!!"
"Hold it. I'm taking a shower."
"but i can't. Please!!!" Yuki sighed and put his clothing back on. He turned the door knob, but the door wouldn't open.
"Shuichi, let go of the door knob."
"Huh?"
"You heard me. Let go."
"...let go of what?"
"Damn brat! The door knob!"
"But,...i'm not touching it."
"...Seriously?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"...dammit."
"What!?"
"I'm stuck in the bathroom."
"...I'LL SAVE YOU YUKI!!" Shuichi stepped away from the door and then charged right for it. Sadly, all that happened was that he hit his head and the door was still there. Shuichi got up and rubbed his head.
"Damn...and that noramally worked too."
"JUST GET ME OUT!!" yelled yuki. With that, shuichi marched off.
20 minutes later
Yuki was sitting on the tolet seat when he heard something fall to the ground. Outside the bathroom, shuichi put a pile of explosives (from K-san) in front of the door.
"Shuichi, what are you doing."
"Lets see...step on, light match..."
"Match?"
"Step two, put match up to little rope..."
"...holy shit. SHUICHI!! WAIT!!" It was too late though. Shuichi lit the match and set off the explosives.
"TAKE COVER!!" yelled the vocalist as he jumped into the other room. Yuki ran as far away from the door as he could. Then everything went BOOM!! Shuichi crawled out from the room and saw that nothing has happened. The door was black and smelled like gunpowder, but was still standing. However, Yuki was shaking in fear in the bathroom.
"Dammit! Stupid explosions...Yuki...can you hear me? You-who! Yuki!" called shuichi. No answer. Shuichi turned the knob and the door opened. He starred at the door and Yuki stopped shaking noticing the door was opened. They both looked at each other.
"WHAT THE HELL!?" they yelled out. Yuki ran up to the door.
"Why didn't it open before?"
"YUKI!! YOUR ALIVE!! I THOUGHT YOU DIED!!" shuichi tackled yuki and the door closed. Yuki pushed aside shuichi and saw that the door was closed.
"Oh god no!" He ran to the door and tried to open it, yet it wouldn't open again. Yuki was in a daze now.
"I do not believe this."
"Yeah, this new lock i bought sucks...it only works on the outside..."
"...Shuichi...YOU bought the new lock?"
"Uh-huh!" Yuki whacked shuichi over the head with a bar of soap.
"Great. Now we're both stuck in here."
"At least we can go to the bathroom...and take showers...and we have water!"
"Speaking of which, didn't you have to go."
"I went."
"When?"
"its a secret..."
"Freak."
A couple hours have gone by. Thoughout the whole time Yuki was trying to find a way out while shuichi was satrring at stuff out the window saying random stupid things. For example...
45 minutes ago
"Yuki, i see a bird!!"
1 hour and 20 minutes ago
"HI ICECREAM MAN!! ME AND YUKI ARE STUCK IN OUR BATHROOM!!"
"they can't hear you stupid..."
1 hour and 10 minutes ago
"That cloud looks like...a spoon..."
27 minutes ago
"i'm hungry..."
26 minutes ago
"HI ICECREAM MAN!!"
10 minutes ago
"LOOK!! A SQUIRREL!!"
"SHUICHI!! SHUT UP!!"
present time
Shuichi's phone starts to ring and he answers it.
"Hello, shuichi here...uh-huh...what? Uhhh..." he takes the phone away from his mouth "Yuki, what the spanish word for pickle?"
"Why the hell do you need to know that?" questioned the novelist.
"I could win $1,000,000!!"
"Seriously?" asked yuki. Shuichi nodded. "Uhh...i don't know...pepino?"
"PEPINO!!" yelled shuichi into his phone. A sudden pause. "...Yay! I win!...what you need my name? Shuichi Shindou...do you need my address? ...I need to get the money? By when!? NO FAIR!! I'm stuck in a bathroom with Yuki...DON'T LAUGH AT ME!! HEY!! WAIT!!...awwww..."
"He hung up, didn't he?"
"uh-huh...i'm gonna order pizza." Shuichi began to dail the number when Yuki jumped up.
"YOU IDIOT!!"
"What! I dailed the wrong number?"
"NO! YOU HAD A FUCKING PHONE THIS WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP!?"
" I didn't want to waste my baddery."
"THEN WHY ARE YOU USING IT NOW!? ISN'T THIS WASTEING IT!?"
"No, because i'm hungry and i want pizza."
"How do we get the pizza, smart guy?"
"...WHY RUIN MY DREAMS!?"
"Listen, call Hiro or someone for help so we can get out..."
Hiro's place
Hiro was watching television at the moment. He was watching animal planet.
"The mongoose loves to fight its prey-"
The phone rings and Hiro picks it up.
"No one is home." answered hiro.
"Hiro! Its me shuichi!! I'm stuck in my bathroom with Yuki!! Yuki won't let me order pizza!! I want pizza dammit!!"
"Woah, shuichi, hold up...okay continue."
"...Your watching mongooses again, aran't you?"
"Shut up! Now what do you want me to do?"
"Get me a large pizza with lots of cheese and-"
"I mean to help get you out of the bathroom, stupid."
"Look, all I need is pizza and i could live in here."
"SHUICHI SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN PIZZA AND ASK FOR YOUR FRIENDS HELP!!" yelled Yuki in the backround. He started to beat shuichi until he gave in.
"Okay, well the door opens from the outside...could you come over and open the door?"
"what the hell kind of door do you have?"
"A fucked up one. So will ya do it please!?"
"How do i go in if i don't have a key?" Everything got silient. "Don't worry shuichi, I'll get you and Mr. Yuki out of the bathroom...somehow..."
"Okay, thanks. Bye bye!" They then hung up.
20 minutes
Yuki and shuichi leaned againist the wall. Yuki's head was aching and shuichi's complaining about pizza wasn't helping. Suddenly, a crash was heard. They both shot up from the ground. In the backround, the two lover's heard the 'James Bon' theme. Shuichi leans his head againist the door and the door falls down on him. It was K and he kicked down the door. Fujisaki and Hiro then rolled in wearing black suits and threw down little smoke screen bombs. Yuki starred at the whole scene.
"Mr. Yuki, you are free to go!" annouced K. Shuichi crawled out from under the door.
"My head...why'd you do that K?"
"My vocalist was in need so when Hiroshi called, while i was watching MY SOAP!!" K glared at Hiro.
"It was a rerun. Shut up." stated the guitarist.
"Can we go now?" asked fujisaki. Everyone began to walk out of the bathroom when a tap at the window was heard. Everyone turned around to see a pizza man at the window using a jet pack back pack to fly.
"Delivery!"
"YAY! My pizza!" Shuichi ran to the window, opened it, grabbed the box and handed the money the flying pizza man. "I got a question pizza man. How did you get the jet pack back pack?"
"Ebay, my little friend." answered the pizza man. The pizza man flew away and shuichi closed the window. Everyone starred at shuichi.
"What? Can't a guy get pizza from the window of his own home?" questioned the pink haired boy.
"It seems like you can in Japan." answered K.
"This calls for a pizza party! Can we Yuki?"
SLAM!
Out on the street was shuichi and everyone else with pizza. Shuichi continued to bang on the door.
"Yuki...let me in please..."
"Shuichi, just go to my house." suggested Hiro. "C'mon everyone."
They all followed Hiro, but shuichi tripped with the pizza in his hands. He fell to the ground and the pizza landed on the street and got ran over by a truck. Shuichi starred at what used to be his pizza. Hiro and the others looked back and continued walking away.
THE END
HA!! Funness!! Well, there is more where that came from. So, read, review and ...uhhhh...DANCE:: dances ::
touma ::falls through window:: Have no fear! Touma is here!! And i brought...CHEESY PUFFS!!
HOORAY!!