La Li Ho!! Imma back once again with another story of another thingy and...yeah. Anywho, the holidays are coming up but imma not writing a Christmas fic. Weird, huh? Yeah, sorry! I got no ideas except the story in my mind right now...along with ketchup...
Chapter 7: A day off with Shuichi and Hiro
It was a peaceful Thursday and Bad Luck had a day off. Yuki had to go out of town for a meeting, so Hiro and Shuichi were in the apartment alone. Why they were there and not Hiro's place...i don't know...
Shuichi laid backwards on the couch and then fell to the floor. Hiro was at the kitchen table drumming with his fingers, althought he's the guitarist. Shuichi crawls up to Hiro.
"Hiro...i'm so boooooooored..."
"What do you expect? Yet I'm surpised since for most of your life you've locked yourself in your room with no friends and your keyboard."
"NOT-AH!! I also had my stuffed doggie, wolfy."
"Oh yeah, didn't Maiko through it out the window and it got ran over by a-"
"DON'T REMIND ME!!!!" yelled shuichi. He fell backwards to the ground again. Suddenly, Hiro got an idea.
"Hey, Shuichi...wanna play war?"
"Wha-UF!" shuichi fell backwards from a flying pillow that came from Hiro. The pink-haired teen stood up as his best friend was chuckling on the other side of the room.
"THIS MEANS WAR HIROSHI!!" shuichi jumped behind the couch and pulled out a sling shot. He started flinging coaco puffs at Hiro. He continued until hiro fell out the window. Shuichi looked out the window and watched his friend fall and land in a garbage can.
5 minutes later
"Hiro...you forgive me don't you?"
Hiro glared at Shuichi with bandages on his head, arms and legs. Shuichi decided to change the subject.
"...Wanna play shadow?"
"Shuichi, don't be a dipshit."
"Shuichi, don't be a dipshit." shuichi quoted hiro. Hiro stared at him.
"Banana."
"Banana."
"Moth."
"Moth."
"Yuki shall die."
Shuichi slapped Hiro across the face. Then a long pause came into play.
"Opps...uh, heh heh, sorr-" before shuichi could apoligize, the guitarist punched him.
1 hour later
Hiro laided across the couch and shuichi laid on the coffee table. For about 20 minutes they were playing 'I spy'.
"..Hey Hiro, I spy something...white! and its not the cealing..."
"...its the cealing."
"Damn, that's the forth time!"
"Shuichi, let's do something else."
They thought for a second. Suddenly an idea came to shuichi's head. He got a paper ball and threw it at Hiro.
"What the hell was that for?"
"i dunno...Hey, wanna through tomatoes at random things?"
Hiro thought for a moment.
2 minutes later
The two of them were at the balcony with a large bowl of tomatoes. They were throughing them at all sorts of things. Shuichi hit an SUV car, cat, house, old lady, and a stop sign. Hiro got a tree, someone's window, a hummer, man hole, and a guy running.
"Didn't a tell ya this was a good idea?" asked shuichi. He aimed for somehting in the distance, but hit a bee's hive instead.
"Opps..."
"You dumbass!"
Suddenly a huge group of bees came flying out of the hive buzzing to Shuichi and Hiro. They both screamed and ran inside. The bees continue to buzz outside.
4 minutes later
"AHHH!! Its been TOO long! I can't take it!"
"Shuichi...its only been four minutes."
"...Oh..."
"Hey, i think the bees are gone. Let's check."
"OR you can go check and i'll stay-"
"Shuichi!"
"...fine. But if i get stung, its your fault!"
"Fine fine lover boy."
The two of them looked out the balcony window. There was no bees in sight. As they sighed in relief, there was a knock at the door. They turned around and shuichi ran up to the door.
"Who is it?" he called out.
"Open up! This is the police!"
"The police who?" Hiro whacked shuichi across the head.
"Moron! Its the police!"
"That's not a good joke..."
"IT WASN'T EVEN ONE TO BEGIN WITH!!"
"...Oh, shit."
"OPEN UP!!" yelled the police.
"Shuichi, by any chance did you-"
"NO!"
"Shuichi..."
"...Okay, i MIGHT have hit the cop with a tomato...heh heh..."
Hiro couldn't take it and opened the door.
"Yes, officer?"
"Did one of you boys-"
"OKAY!! I DID IT!! I ADMIT IT!! THERE!! HAPPY!?"
They all looked at shuichi.
"...so you killed the muffin man!"
"WHAT!? MUFFIN MAN!?"
"Your under arest!." The cop put handcuffs on shuichi.
"Officer, you don't understand! He just threw a tomato at you! He didn't kill anyone."
The cop stared at Hiro.
"So it was you!" glared the cop.
"Thanks Hiro."
"Hey, it was either get arested for something you didn't do or tell the truth!"
"Either way I'm going to jail!"
The cop dragged shuichi out of the apartment after spraying him with pepper spray and threw him in his car.
At the police station
Shuichi and Hiro walk out after shuichi has just been bailed out of jail. About 15 minutes later, the return to the apartment bored as ever.
"Hey, Hiro...what time is it?" Hiro looks at his watch.
"Its...almost 7 o'clock, why?"
"OMIGOD!! YUKI!YUKI!YUKI!YUKI!! HE'S GONNA BE HOME SOON AND-GASP!!"
"What!? SHUICHI!?"
"I GOTTA MAKE HIM DINNER AND-"
"No."
"Why not!?"
"You plus cooking equals choas..."
"...SHUT UP! As long as i put my heart into it, I CAN COOK ANYTHING!!"
5 minutes later
The whole apartment was on fire. Hiro and shuichi just stood there and stared at what shuichi has done to the place.
"Uhhh...what do we do now?" asked shuichi. Hiro just glared.
"Put the fire out, dumbass!"
"With what?"
"WATER! FIRE EXTINGGESURE!! ANYTHING!"
"Towel?" shuichi held up a towel.
"NO! HERE!" Hiro got a bucket of water and was about to pour it when shuichi got a fire extinggesure and sprayed it everywhere. It turned the whole house white. Suddenly, the door opens.
'Shit...' thought the two of them. It was Yuki walking though the door.
"Yo, brat." he called. The novelist walked inside. " I-...WHAT THE HELL-"
"Abandon ship!!" yelled Hiro before he jumped out the window. Yuki's gaze turned to shuichi.
"Hi...i tryed to make you dinner..."
Yuki's head was steaming.
"Heh heh, ...i love you?"
And that was the last we heard of Shuichi...for today.
END
Phew, that took long. Finally done...done with the story...BUT I SHALL RETURN WITH ANOTHER!! In some other story...Well then, i hope you enjoed this, read more of my stories, eat your veggies, and review if you would pretty pweese! Now, i shall dance::starts dancing:: SEEYA!!
