Chapter Four: Totally Spies

"So what are you wearing?" Maddie asked Brandi, as she sat on the couch of Mr. Mosby's house.

"Why?" Brandi asked suspiciously.

"It's just a friend wanting to know, is that so wrong?" Maddie asked.

"This," Brandi said. "What I'm wearing now, what'd you think?" She turned around.

"I think it's too casual," Maddie said.

Brandi stared at her friend. "Who asked you anyway?" She walked across her uncle's house.

"You, changing the subject, where are you having your date?" Maddie asked.

"The Tipton."

"I knew it!" Brandi whizzed around and looked at Maddie. "I knew that Jesse would want a really nice place for you to go to!"

"Ookay, whatever you say, Maddie." Now Brandi was more suspicious than she had been before.

"So what dirt did you find out?" London asked Maddie back at the hotel.

"That she's having here date here and she's wearing a casual outfit," Maddie said.

"Good, she has nothing on me," London said. "Before Brandi knows it, Jesse will be mine, all mine!" London started laughing like an evil villain.

"Okay, weird laughing session over now, I just don't feel right spying on Brandi," Maddie said.

"Here's another hundred," London said handing Maddie a hundred dollars in cash.

"Then again, I could buy her a cheap gift under ten dollars to make up for it," Maddie said snatching the cash and running towards her counter. "If things don't work out with Jesse and another one of London's celebrity crushes come to the Tipton and I help I'll be rich, I'll be rich!" She started to mimic London's evil laugh.

"Woah, there sweet thang," Zack said as he and Cody walked over to the counter.

"We'll try and look the past the evil laugh," Cody said.

"I'll still like ya, sweet thang which shows I like you for who you are and–"

"Forget it, Zack, what do you want?" Maddie asked.

"A bar of chocolate each," Cody said.

"That'll be a dollar," Maddie said.

"A dollar!" Zack repeated out loud "What sick world is this that we have to pay a dollar for a candy bar?"

"London Tipton's world, and this dollar is going to her piggy bank or her bank's bank," Maddie said.

And I know why, Maddie and Penny thought at the same time.