Surprise, surprise, I'm not dead. And yeah, I'm gonna make an effort to update. Mmmhmm. (Note, those cute little hearts you can make on the computer? Those don't show up in this format, so /3 is it's equivilent, 'kay?)
Chapter II
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: OMFGAH!
HardcoreCuntFace: Lyek, what?
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: I llooooooove yr mysapce!
HardcoreCuntFace: ooohhh thanksxxx /3 /3
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: it's lyeke soooo awesome and hardxcorexxxx!1
HardcoreCuntFace: what's yurs?
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: emoharry
HardcoreCuntFace: 'kay, 1 sec
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: kaaaay
HardcoreCuntFace: YOR GORGEOS!1!11 #/3/3/3
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: thnx!
HardcoreCuntFace: noprb /3/3/3/3
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: omg, I'm gonna ad u,
HardcoreCuntFace: kewl
HardcoreCuntFace: ooommfgah, we so0oo0 hve to meet && like do stffx/3/3/3/3
Harry paused slightly before typing his next response.
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: when
HardcoreCuntFace: today;;; it gunna b th seeex
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: but I'm xStraightxEdge.
HardcoreCuntFace: thats hxc
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: thnx /3
HardcoreCuntFace: where do u skool
Here, Harry also paused, cause he hadn't flipped his hair in almost two whole minutes, and he was getting really OCD about the whole thing. Mostly cause all the other emo kids looked so sexy when they did it, and Harry was the damn sexiest and most emo of all of them.
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: boarding
HardcoreCuntFace: hardcorex! I board 2
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: OMFSHIT rely?
HardcoreCuntFace: yeh
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: were
HardcoreCuntFace: England
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: me 222 /3/3/3
HardcoreCuntFace: we have 2 meet, SEXi!
At this point, we have discovered three things, Harry cannot spell for his life, he is a fucking hardxcore xStraightxEdgex, and there really is nothing under that sexy emo hair.
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: wot scool
HardcoreCuntFace: do u knw hogwrtz?
Harry's emo heart skipped a very emo beat. Hogwrtz, which actually meant Hogwarts, was his school! And, glancing down at the emblem on his shirt, his thoughts were confirmed. He did, in fact, go to Hogwarts too! Which meant that there was a really sexy (hardxcore 33) scene girl somewhere on the premises.
He'd been on his laptop, (once again, the reader will chose to ignore this plot hole) whoring himself on MySpace in hopes that some sexy, emo girl would pick him up, that way he could fuck her, even though he was totally straight edge, and make Ginny totally jealous so she would totally take him back. Because no one could resist emo Harry's sex appeal for long.
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: OMFGXXHZZZ I go there!11111!
HardcoreCuntFace: rely, me 222
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: that's so hxc && sexiii
HardcoreCuntFace: u hv study hall after lunch?
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: YEH
HardcoreCuntFace: omfgah, you have 2 meet m the old carms room!111!
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: yhe I so will, sexxiii
HardcoreCuntFace: I gotta go, give me some scene points, babey!111
xxTearsxofxBloodxx: kayxbai, I l0Ve u!
HardcoreCuntFace has just signed off.
Emo Harry could hardly believe his luck. He was going to get fucked, and he was going to get Ginny back.
Oh, and he just made 10,598 MySpace friends! Now that, was the best part of all.