Title: Sleeping Fuji

Series: Prince of Tennis

Rating: Teens (just to be safe)

Pairing: mainly TezuFuji

Disclaimer: I do not own Prince of Tennis. And I don't own the story of the 'Sleeping Beauty'…

Princess Fuji just lay there, unconscious. Evil fairy Atobe left her thinking she's dead. But only the people of Seigaku's kingdom and the fairies knew that it was fairy Inui who reversed the spell in the best way he could.

Inui was at the palace grounds and noticed that it was getting dark, but no Princess Fiji is seen. Inui is starting to worry, good thing Fairy Kaidoh came.

"Kaidoh, I have a 76 percent feeling that there is something wrong now… Princess Fuji hasn't come back since 6 hours, 29 minutes and 37 seconds from now." Inui said to Kaidoh with a look of apprehension on his face.

"Where did the princess go?" Kaidoh asked.

"There, she ran away to that direction after I slipped on telling her the cactus plant will not kill her." Inui replied.

"You, what?!" shouted Kaidoh, grabbing Inui in the collar of his ahem fairy gown.

"I- I just said that I have a 93.8 percent calculation that only a tennis racket could hurt her, she didn't hear it very well, so I just said that it's alright to touch the cactus because it's not the thing that is supposed to prick her. But- but she freaked out and ran away before I could explain" Inui said, while trembling under Kaidoh's burning gaze.

"Why the hell did you say that?" Kaidoh yelled at Inui who cowered under his gaze.

"O-okay, it was my fault! But let's just find her shall we, instead of fighting, okay?"

"Fine." Kaidoh said before walking off to the direction of the forest.

And so, Fairies Inui and Kaidoh went to the dark forest to search for princess Fuji. Their efforts are almost futile when they stumbled upon a barren patch of land with markings the same of a tennis court. And at the center, there lay Fuji, unconcious beside a broken tennis racket.

"Princess Fuji!" Kaidoh said, and hurried to carry the princess in his arms.

"Ah, I am correct! My 93.8 percent calculation that she will get pricked is correct! But my 86.2 percent assumption that she is alright decreased by 3.7 percent." Inui said, flipping in his data notebook.

"Will you stop calculating and get over here?!" Kaidoh said, standing up while holding the unconscious Fuji in his arms.

"Ah, again I am correct in my 54 percent assumption that she will get pricked in her left hand! And my 73 percent calculation that it's her index finger that will get pricked and—"

"Inui! I said, quit calculating and help me here!" Kaidoh said angrily, flames emanating at his sides.

"Kaidoh, you might burn Fuji!"

"Oh yeah, sorry." Kaidoh said, and then the flames were gone. "So how are we supposed to carry Princess Fuji to the castle?" he asked.

"Wait, I've got the 99.7 percent perfect solution… wait." Inui fumbles a few numbers in his mobile phone. "Hello? Yeah, this is Inui and can you send someone here to help us carry Princess Fuji, yeah she's here and she got pricked, as foretold by my 93.8 calculation—"

"INUI, I SAID STOP THAT ANNOYING CALCULATIONS! And since when did medieval fairies got possession of a mobile phone?!" Kaidoh said, bewildered.

"Oh yeah, Kaidoh, sorry. Anyways, as what I've been saying, we need some help here. We're in the middle of the forest, as what my 56.7 percent calculations say and--"

"ONE MORE 'PERCENT CALCULATION' THAT I HEAR, YOU ARE SO FREAKING DEAD, INUI!"

"O-okay, one fellow fairy getting mad here. So um… just get us out of here and that's it. Bye!" Inui said, and then flipped his phone's cover to close. "So we just need to wait approximately 12.5 minutes and we have 3.4 percent chances that they won't delay--." Inui said.

"I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT FREAKING PERCENT CALCULATIONS!!"

"Yeah, okay I'm so sorry Kaidoh, I just can't help it--"

"Yes, you can… Just shut up!"

Both fairies fell silent. They realize it's not good to waste energy and time bickering about some freaking calculations. A few moments later (approximately 11.75 minutes from the 3.4 percent calculation of Inui), a chopper came to rescue the three of them.

"Never in my life did I know fairies own mobile phones and can summon helicopters" Kaidoh muttered to himself.

So, arriving at the palace grounds (with Inui's calculation that they would consume 5.46 minutes travel time, much to Kaidoh's dismay about hearing the 'freaking calculations'), they hurried up to lay the unconscious princess in her royal bed. King Oishi and Queen Eiji deeply mourned the misfortune their daughter had to take, but they held on to Inui's calculation (and again to Kaidoh's dismay) that a prince would come and free the princess from the curse. A prince that would meet Inui's 97.6 percent criteria.

To avoid everyone being overgrown by the princess, the fairies placed a spell on everyone to fall asleep the same way as princess Fuji is. So now, the kingdom of Seigaku that was once a splendid land was transformed into a dry, and revolting place. Soon, after some years, Thick thorny bushes crept up the palace walls, and engulfed the whole castle itself, making it impermeable to anyone who might dare to try get in the castle.