Name: Fangirl

Age: 11-13

The Fangirl: quite possibly the most deadly of the Titan villains. Fangirl has to ability to morph the Titans' personalities into anything they wish, no matter how different than said Titan normally acts. Speedy would become an abusive boyfriend. Beast Boy would become a mindless idiot in her grasp. She also has the power to make up the most atrocious alternate lives for the said heroes. Let's use Starfire as an example. Fangirl ignores the fact that her name is spelled Kory, a decides that despite being named Kory for the past twenty-some years, Kori is a better, supposedly 'more-hip' name. When corrected, Fangirl goes into a crying fit and calls the corrector 'meanie'. Fangirl usually puts Starfire into plots that involve her being whiny and extra-stupid, not knowing how to work a gas-tank. She is put in a relationship with Robin, who is named Richard because Fangirl is afraid of the name 'Dick', who usually ignores her, and ends up making-out with Deus Ex Machina, also known as sweet, darling, Mary-Sue. Poor, poor Kory.

Fangirl is easily recognizable, with here constant bragging of how 'smart' she is because she gets straight 'As' in all of her classes, and her constant need to boast about this. Her name is often followed by a series of numbers, or is typed in a pattern of capital letters and lower-case letters. If none of the following is present, the names may also be written in what is known as 'txt tlk' or 'leet speak'.

Even though she is such a villain, Fangirl has many fears. One of which is the name 'Dick'. Fangirl refuses to use that name, replacing it with Richard, despite the fact that Richard John Grayson has been called 'Dick' since his creation in 1940, which is nearly four times as old as her. Fangirl has no appreciation for history and refuses to admit she is wrong when the obvious is stated. Poor, poor, villainess. It should also be noted that Fangirl's other arch-enemy is none other than Dick Van Dyke. Fangirl is also afraid of grammar, refusing to use it in any of her fan fiction 'stories', if they deserved to be called that.

Sadly, there has been no known method for completely destroying Fangirl, except for excessive flaming.


Chapter 2: Mary-Sue