Name: Mary-Sue
Age: Varies
Alias: Deus Ex Machina, Plot D. Vice
Meet Mary-Sue. She seems like an innocent, sweet, loving girl, but be warned. It isn't an act. She is innocent, sweet, and loving: too innocent, sweet, and loving. She isn't mean-spirited and even if she does get angry, it is because she is 'passionate' about things.
Mary-Sue has amazing powers which can get any of the Titans out of any situation. Often, she is new to these powers, but has amazing control over them. Mary-Sue is often very intelligent, and cis a better technician than Cyborg and can stump Robin and Batman in solving mysteries. Somehow, Mary-Sue even knows the secrets of Azarath, because somehow, she visited there before. She can even beat Slade by himself, even though he is a master tactician and has beaten the Satellite League before. Mary-Sue is that powerful.
Mary-Sue is often very pretty. She has wonderful hair, that takes multiple paragraphs to describe, and get this: IT CHANGES COLORS! I mean, how amazing is that! (end sarcasm) She has the perfect body that's so skinny, but she's not anorexic. She has amazing, perfect breasts, even though she's only a teenager. Her face is flawless, and she never gets zits. EVER. It's practically impossible for her. She has perfectly straight teeth, too. Her eyes are pools of endless beauty and mystery. Isn't she amazing.
But don't worry, Mary-Sue usually has a tragic past. When she was very little, she watched her parents die. Or she's all that's left of her special, amazing, alien race. Or she's Raven's sister. Whichever one fits. Yet, despite all of this tragedy, she doesn't need therapy. She doesn't have any issues with it actually, except it's sad and it gets either Robin, Beast Boy, or Cyborg to make out with her. Wait…not Cyborg. Cyborg is actually never around her because…he's apparently gained the power to not exist or become invisible and silent.
