The Other - er - Seto's Side of 'Clean'

by Kysra

"Kaiba!"

"Hurry up, Fido, I don't have all day."

"What. Did. You. DO. To. Téa?"

"Who says I did anything to her?"

"You broke her arm!"

Muttered, "Among other things."

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"

"I said, 'I did no such thing.'"

"Then why did she tell me to ask YOU how it happened?"

"How am I supposed to know how her mind works?"

"You did something to her! I KNOW you did! And I want to know every single detail!"

He couldn't resist smirking in the yellow dog's face, "I promise you'll be sorry you said that."

Confused blinking, "Huh?"

"I'll tell you what I did to your little friend. Just remember that you asked for it."

The mutt's glare was intense but only slightly alarming, "Did you hurt her?"

"No. In fact, I was very gentle."

More confused blinking, "Are we talking about the same thing here?"

"Probably not."

"For the last time, Jack-off! What did you do to Téa?"

"Funny you should mention the words, 'Jack-off" . . ."

"KAIBA!"

"Again, remember that you asked for it. I'm not responsible for your shattered delusions once I'm finished."

Joey Wheeler growled at him.

"Apparently, Gardner was walking home in the rain when she fell in a mud puddle. My brother saw her from his bedroom window and offered our facilities. I was not informed of her presence in my home and had the good fortune of finding her panties in the drier."

"WHAT!"

"She caught me studying them and told me, 'Give me back my panties, Kaiba. Don't make me hurt you.'"

"You had better have given them back, you damned pervert!"

The smirk became wider, "I explained to her that if she wanted them, she'd have to take them back. I ran, she followed and tripped, breaking her arm."

"So you were responsible!"

"No one was holding a gun to her head, and she was fully clothed in some of my old things. She could have let it go."

"Damn you!"

"Do you want to hear the rest, or can I get back to my business now?"

More growling.

"Since it was my rug she tripped on, I drove her to the emergency after-hours clinic on the other side of town after telling Mokuba to inform my physician to meet us there."

"AND!"

"Stop barking, Mutt. You're making a scene."

"Fuck you, Kaiba."

"Your friend already has."

"WHAT!"

"We argued the entire time the x-rays were being processed about those panties of hers. Toward the end, however, she made a rather stupid mistake."

"What. Did. You. Do. To. Her."

"She said she would do anything to get her panties back. I asked her what she could possibly offer me."

"And?"

"And what? I don't have time for these little interruptions of yours."

"WHAT DID SHE OFFER!"

"Her vagina."

O.O

"And I very generously accepted."

O.O

"So, after her cast was applied, we went to her house since she was home alone for the night."

O.O

"I called Mokuba to let him know I'd be late, and then . . . "

"YOU FORCED HER! There's no other explanation!"

The smirk became a full fledged grin, "I can assure you that of all the things she said, asked, and screamed, the words, 'no,' 'stop,' or any derivatives thereof were not among them."

O.O

"Yes, well, I think you've heard more than you can handle, and I have somewhere to be. So, be a good puppy and give these back to your little friend."

O.O ;; "They're . . . "

An evil little chuckle, "Her panties."