Second chapter of Itachi's miserable life. No don't get me wrong, Itachi's my favorite character. This is just fun, so to all Itachi fans out there, the Itachi-bashing ain't real. Thank you.
I'm sorry this chapter is so short, but I wanted Pein's anger to be reserved for later.
Thanks for reading.
Kilee Drifter.
When Itachi got back home, it was already three in the afternoon. Now, after being blasted into a village, exposed to his younger brother who was visiting on a mission with his team, having to fight a rasengan (Naruto), two chidoris, (Sasuke and Kakashi), and three kunai (Sakura), Itachi was very exhausted. He walked wearily to his bed and uncovered it. Thus receiving the most horrific moment of his life since Tobi ran around the Akatsuki HQ naked.
Kisame. Hoshigaki. Was. In. His. Bed. With. An. Itachi. Plushie. Hugging. It.
Itachi screamed, then threw the fish out the door before falling asleep, unaware of the torture that was heading his way.
Kisame handed the plushie back to Deidara and Konan, as he received his five dollars. Deidara looked at him and said,
"I'll give you another ten bucks if you get Tobi and keep Itachi up for an hour, un."
Kisame smiled. "It's a deal...TOBI!!!!"
Tobi appeared in an instant. "Kisame-san? Can I join the Akatsuki?" (A/N: This is before Sasori died.)
Kisame grinned. He looked both evil and carnivorous as he said, "Tobi, I got a job for you."
Itachi was passed out in his bed when suddenly...
"ITACHI-SAN! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO MARRY KONAN-SAMA!" Tobi shrieked.
Itachi darted awake. Then he looked at Tobi and said, "Why Konan-sama?"
"If Tobi doesn't call her that, she hits Tobi! Hard!" Was the simple-minded reply the Sharingan master received.
"And...I DON'T WANNA MARRY HER YOU IDIOT!"
"But Deidara-sempai saw you kissing her."
"KATON! Goukyakuu no jutsu!" A huge blast of fire hit Tobi square on, also blasting into the paper bombs that Kisame had so cleverly placed under a table in Itachi's wall before playing the first nasty prank. Half the room burst into flames, and screaming could be heard from the Pein's chambers.
"ITACHI! YOU IDIOT! FIRST KISAME'S SAMEHADA, MY GOLF CLUB SET, AND NOW YOUR ROOM!? IF THIS KEEPS UP I'LL KILL YOU!" Pein screamed.
Itachi knew right then he was in for it.