sorry to say we don't own Naruto but we wish also WE do OWN Daine.
shadowofhope666: I love to say lilangelonyx you did a great job also i like to bring out Kyuubi. lilangel would you like to ask the qustions.
lilangel:yawns huh? umm hmm ok yawns well Kyuubi how did you like your scene?
Kyuubi don't know what to say but Naruto is crazy thats all.Naruto comes out of no where
Naruto: Kyuubi don't ruin the story.
lilangel : will you two stop fighting sheesh you are both harshing my mellow.
Naruto : okay okay lets get on with the story whispers poop poo head
lilangel : WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!...ON TO THE STORY
NO FLAMERS!! PLEASE ONLY SUGGESTIONS FROM THOSE WHO WRITE FANFICS!!!!! and before we forget we are both dyslexic (cant spell right)
CHAPTER 3
( THE DREAM )
SUMMARY : Kyuubi and naruto are at a hotspring and they are discussing naruto's crazy dream.
its about 5:15 in the morning and i am half asleep writing this story
" Okay explain the dream to me" said Kyuubi.
"Well it involves me, Sasuke,Daine and of course Gaara." Naruto paused for a moment unsure of how to tell his dream.
"umm well lets see- "
"WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT!!" yelled Kyuubi.
"Okay damn fine sheesh Sasuke and Gaara where at the market getting some food while Daine and i where stuck at home bored. We had just finished a game of goldfish when it began to rain. " Gee i hope they don't get wet ." said Daine
"Yeah because if Saka gets sick one more time i am just going to put him in a damn plastic bubble! exclaimed Naruto.
" Why in the world would you put Saka in a plastic bubble?"
"Because he has already gotten sick four times this month and ...hmmnhjbkmdoctor"
"What was that last part? I didn't hear you because you were mumbling"
" I said that i dont like his doctor"
" Which doctor does he have and why do you not like him?"
"He has Sakura she always grabs his butt and she doesn't like me she always makes me wait in the little kids waiting room."
" Oh know i understand hahaha the little kids room really?! please tell me you are kidding that is too mean. "
As Daine started to laugh at the thought of Naruto sitting in the tiny childrens chairs and red faced , Saka and Gaara came running into the house soaking wet .
" It is-s- so c-cold out there ahhchooo!" sneezed Gaara
" Yeah we got the worst of it ahchooo! " sneezed Sasuke
" Noooooooo! " exclaimed Naruto " Please tell me your not getting sick"
" Okay i'm not getting s-i-i-i- -ahchoooo!" said Saka
It was no use Naruto already knew that both Gaara and Sasuke were sick. This time he was not going to take him to the doctor, instead he was going to nurse Saka back to full health if it killed him . Just to make sure they were sick Daine looked for two themometers to check their temperature. He also got some medicine to put out the fever. Which in Naruto's POV was like trying to make a baby eat mashed peas it just wasn't ganna happen.
" Hey get that thing away from me Daine before I hit you" snapped Saka
" Come on I thought you liked having things in your mouth" joked Daine
" Ha ha very funny so funny I forgot to laugh"
" Okay okay stop it ...hold still...will you just take it it's cherry flavored"
" I dont care if that shit is cotton candy flavored im not going to take it!"
" Quit being a big baby saka take the damn medicine!"
"NO LAEVE ME ALONE!"
" It will make you feel better I pro- "No no no baaaaabbbeeeee tell the nurse from hell to stop" cried Saka
Naruto and Gaara both shook their heads as Daine began to chase Saka all around the house with a seringe full of medicine . No one knew why Sasuke didn't like taking medicine. It was just something that never seemed to come up in conversation . After two hours of endless running Saka final plopped himself on a chair and yawned . As he yawned Daine quickly squeezed the medicine into his mouth almost making him choke but he soon swallowed all of the medicine.
"If you ever do that to me again I will kick in the ass so hard that your head will hurt" snapped Saka playfully
" It was for your own good now go to bed"
" I think we should all go to bed it is very late" explained Gaara
Naruto walked Gaara and Daine over to the door and let them out.
"Okay have a good night see you both tomarrow, feel better Gaara"
" Thank you I hope Saka feels better soon as well "
Naruto shut the door and walked over to the very sick Saka. He then pulled him up on his shoulder and helped him walk to the bathroom. He undressed Saka and ran the hot water.
Aroma therapy should do just fine thought Naruto
He then lifted Saka into the tub and bathed him from head to toe. As he got Saka out of the bath he slipped backward hitting the floor hard but cushning Saka's fall . Nothing had broken and Saka did not even open his eyes , so Naruto thought he was okay. For a while he layed their underneath the very warm but very wet Saka thinking about ramen.
"WAIT, WAIT just one stinken minute why on earth were you thinking about ramen?" interupted Kyuubi
" I dont know why I just was ok I told you this dream was wierd now shut up and let me go on"
I was thinking about ramen when Saka started to wake up so I picked him up as fast as I could and took him to his room. their I redressed him and put him to bed. "explained Naruto
He was just about to leave the room when he heard a faint whisper..."Naruto come here"
he turned around to see Saka's hand outstretched so he went to Saka and said
"Yes babe What is it? Are you ok? Do you need anything?"
"Naruto I need..."
"Yes babe"
" I need..."
"Yes babe what do you need"
" I... need...fishsticks with lots of...hotsauce"
Naruto quickly hit Sasuke up the side of his head with his hand.
"Hey! WTF was that for! yelled Saka
" You had me worried " cired naruto
" I'm sorry babe really?"
" Yes really! The way you were talking I thought you were dying"
"Aww babe"
Saka kissed Naruto tenderly on the neck as Naruto wept on his shoulder.
" Babe?"
" Yes Sasuke?"
" I want pie"
" Ok Saka I will get you some pie but you have to rest okay?"
" Okie dokie"
Naruto then found himself stuck in the pie section at a market trying to figure out what kind of pie Sasuke would like.
Should I get Blueberry,Strawberry oh no not Strawberry that makes him horny okay Pumkin, eww no not Pumkin,Rasberry... all of a sudden a huge pie filed with all types of berries starts to chase Naruto he starts to run but seems to be glued down to the floor. Terrified he screams and out comes another huge pie but this one is... yes it is...it...its...its LEMON PIE TO THE RESCUE as the two pies head off into a battle Naruto sits and looks on from the sidelines unable to move. After what seemed to be hours of antisipation the Lemon Pie( being wounded with what seemed to be a filling rupture) fell and put butter on Naruto so he could finally get away then...
"Then I woke up pretty crazy dream huh Kyuubi ?"
Kyuubi was so astonished that he did not know what to say.
"Kyuubi are you okay buddie? "
" Yes I am fine but you my friend are the one who needs help and lots of it. I dont know what to say or even think about your dream"
" Okay but what do you think I should do?"
" Truefully? I think you need to get a pshychiatrist "
" I need to get home now if Saka wakes up and I am not there he will panic and have a hissy fit"
" Okay my friend please take the pshychiatrist into consideration?"
" Hahaha I will" laughed Naruto
As he walked back he began to hear noises coming from the back of the next doors house. He went to investigate but soon learned he should have just went inside...
Okay yeah sorry had to kill it some way. well i hope that i am doing a good job this is my first fanfic ever and i would really apprieciate suggestions on how to make this story better . LOVE ALL WHO READ THIS - LILANGELONYX - (SHADOW TOOK A BRAKE THIS CHAPTER WAS ALL ME) NO FLAMERS PLEASE ONLY SUGGESTIONS FROM THOSE WHO WRITE FANFICS !!!!!!!!!!
shadowofhope666 here just dropping in to say that its now 8:45 A.M. can't believe that lilangelonyx stayed up to write you this chapter when I was asleep boo whoo o well she loves you all who review I give you all a big piece of LEMON PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay for YAOI and LEMON PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!