Oh, you thought that I actually update shit? How naive.
If I own KH2, it would have been as weird as Katamari Damacy, and probably not rated E.
Once upon a time there was Boy. Boy was a sweet, darling, cute little munchkin- one who liked magical places of rainbows and happiness.
Boy met Girl.
Or so he thought.
Girl was the prettiest little princess in Tinsel Town. Girl had pretty blond hair, the nicest little smile, and curves out of this world.
Of course, Boy wouldn't quite get the satisfaction of the latter for awhile.
One day, Boy found Girl burning Barbie dolls, laughing evilly. However, this fact is not necessary to the story. Thus, we move on.
Boy and Girl turned 16, making them Sex-Fiend and Almost-Sex-Fiend, respectively. This meant that Sex-Fiend wanted Almost-Sex-Fiend to be a little more to his level. Now, this wasn't hard- as Sex-Fiend was a hot guy (the tall, dark, and handsome type).
So, Sex-Fiend took Almost-Sex-Fiend (now known as Sex-Fiend-Who-Spreads-Legs), into his room, planning to pound her into the bed.
This was when Sex-Fiend found that Sex-Fiend-Who-Spread-Legs was, in fact, a male.
That did not stop the pounding.
-An Excerpt from the autobiographies of Squall Leonheart and Cloud Strife