Angel: i'm going to kill you shadow.

shadow: "sweat drop" why do you want to kill me angel? (angel and very very sharp sword not a good idea)

angel: because YOU HAVE NOT FINSHED THE FUCKING SPECIAL AND... AND... AND... I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK. AND YOU ARE NO HELP

shadow p.ov. angel has hell's fire in her eyes and demon wigs and evil monkies behind her and a very very pissed off sasuke and lemon pie and garra and Naruto with an empty box of ramen.

sasuke : im not getting any sex!

Lemon pie : shadow you bitch where the fuck is my special and why does strawberry get someone in the mood huh? huh? huh? why cant i get somebody in the mood crying

Gaara : i haven't had one sex scene in the entire story nagging like a girl goes to his emo corner

Naruto : YOU!!! YOU ATE MY LAST RAMEN AND DONT TRY TO LIE I SEE THAT CUP BEHIND YOU. HOW COULD YOU...IT WAS MY LAST ONE...MY...LAST ONE NOOOOOOOO

you bitch i hope you get the runs.

shadow ( the least popular character at this moment i mean come on she ate his ramen) : ok lets get this straight sasuke in the special you get to um... can't really say but naruto may not be able to walk for a little bit. Gaara how about a threesome with um... o yea introducing Kakashi (i think thats how you spell it) and Neji. And Naruto I'll buy you a years worth of ramen. angel can i take about 3,000 yen

angel: WHAT THE FUCK???????? 3,000 yen what the hell i don't have that much money

shadow: umm... thats 300 dollers in american

angel: i still don't have money and you know it also NO SPECIAL AND YOU ARE PROMISING THINGS AND NOW YOU ASK FOR MONEY what do i look like your mom or an ATM? huh huh huh

daine (cuts in ):yawns what's going on/ why all the yelling ?

ALL : STAY OUT OF IT!!

ALL: Overlapping argueing

Daine: okay on with the chapter i think this is going to get pretty ugly. enjoy hehe

CHAPTER 6

crazy days, crazy nights

Summary : Naurto has been forced to live without his love but their is only one problem.Can he trust Gaara to respect his hasbeen relationship or is it himself he should be worried about?

Daine had rushed out of the hot tub to see why Iaidda was screaming. At first he thought that she might have just seen a mouse, but the way she screamed made him think twice about his presumption, he ran down the hall to find that Iaidda was standing over Naruto's body with a frying pan.As he looked closer he saw the very reason why she had hit him. For one they had never met, and she might have thought him to be an intruder. Two he looked like a serial killer because of how he was dressed, and the way he appeard out of the blue. Lastly, she might have just gotten things out of hand (she tends to do that sometimes).

"Iaidda don't kill him please."

" Huh? Do you know him Daine?"

" Yes, unfortunatly I do his name is Naruto, and I think I have an idea of why he is here."

"Oh really I feel bad for hitting him so hard , but you can't blame me he just walked in here like he owned the place."

" Yeah that's Naruto alright, never knows how to be polite and knock."

" Umm what do you want me to do with him,I mean i don't want to just leave him there."

" I sapose we can put him on the sofa in your room, will that be okay?"

" yeah I guess so seeing as I am the reason he might have a concusion, I really do hope he is okay."

" He is very hard headed, he will be okay I am sure of it."

Iaidda spent the rest of the evening sponging Naruto's swollen head. She wondered why they had both been kicked out, but knew it was not her place to get in their business. As she tended to his wounds Daine ran to the shopping center at the bottom of the mountain to get Naruto some warmer clothes . It was five minutes until 6 o 'clock when Naruto finally woke up.

" Where am I and why is the room spining?"

" you're at Daine's cabin lying down on a sofa. you came in so rudely that I was startled and hit you over the head with a pan."

" Oh so umm were is Daine owwww"

" Stop it don't try to get up so fast you will get a head rush and that will lead to a massive headache, so lie down and stay put okay."

" Who are you , and wy do i have to listen to you you're not my mom(even though she is acting like her)?"

" My name is Iaidda and I am a dear friend of Daine's. We met in high school before he left America"

" You still haven't given me an explanation to why I should listen to you."

" My my aren't you the rude one, okay fine do as you please, but do not complain when you have the headache the size of a watermellon.'

" Ha ha ha very funny , well whatever i might as well just relax."

" Uh-huh"

" I mean not because you told me to but, because, i feel like relaxing."

" Okay whatever you need to tell yourself bub."

Their was a knock at the front door so loud that it actually gave Naruto a headache. Iaidda went straight to the door to see Daine doing a balancing act which she looked on baffeld til he yelled at her to help him with all of the stuff.

" I thought I told you to only get him a jacket, some pants and boots."

" well I saw a nice long sleeve shirt that matched the pants then I had to get the perfect boots to with that, then I saw they were having a 50 off sale so I decided to get him two more outfits , but the only thing I got stuck on was what kind of boxers he wore."

" HEY no one needs to know what type of under clothes I get !."

" so your finally up i hear!"

" yeah no thanks to yuor friend."

" hey she is a very good nurse so don't insult her dobe."

" oww if i wasn't in a lot of pain i would kick your ass Daine !"

" okay boys stop you r fighting and Daine just go up there and talk to him i don't like the sound of yelling."

" allright i guess."

" i will get dinner started does he lie ramen noodles"

" RAMEN WERE?"

hey i thought i told you to stay up stairs."

" i know but what about ramen i swear i heard you say something about ramen so did ya ? didya didya didya come on dont leave me hanging."

" man , Daine get this mut off me before i hit over the head again , he sure is obssessd i mean they are just noodles."

" just noodles... just noodles... they are not just noodles. they are silky sweet strings with tender love and warmth with every slurp and swallow, so dont ever make the comment that they are just noodles in my presence."

Naruto begins to caress a box of the noodles

whisper " it is ok baby she didn't mean it i know how delectable you really are so don't worry my beautiful i am here."

" is he going to be okay?"

" i have been asking that very question since i frist met him and i still have no answer."

" well can you take him into the other room or somethng please he is starting to kiss the noodles and it is freaking me out a little bit."

" allright i wil go make him a bath. Naruto can you come with me up stairs plaese i think you and i both now you need a bath right about know, oh and you are still bleeding so hurry up."

" okay but i hope she knows what she is doing, plaese make sure she doesn't burn them or make them too soft , or too hard, or too long...--

" i get it naruto the noodles will be fine now come on."

Naruto resistenlty walked back up the stairs to the restroom were he finally snapped out of his noodle frenzy, to realize the situation he was in. Daine had just gotten done running the hot water when it began to get steamy n the small bathroom , making it hard for Daine to keep his shirt on. Daine instructed that Naruto get into the bath and try to relax. Naruto began to get undressed when he looked behind him to see that Daine was still inside the room.

"Umm thank you for everything I mean it, I would probably be getting yelled at this very moment if you hadn't let me stay with you."

" Oh it's nothing since it was sorta my fault you got kicked out this morning."

" Sort of is an under statement, you are the reason why he kicked me out, I still cant believe you'd do that."

hey yeah sorry like most times i get carried away but i have to stop it some how well i love all who read and i promise i will get better at fanfic love ya lilangelonyx