"Great dinner Sasori, great dinner." Zetsu said helping Lola load the dishwasher. Lola and Sasori had pretty much polished off a bottle of wine by themselves, it gotten to Lola a little bit because she cept tripping over the open dishwasher and laughing every time she did it. Currently, Marisol and Dana had gone upstairs to put some laundry away that Marisol had done as soon as she got in from the salon.
It had started raining outside and the sky was still dark. Kakuzu, being the self-proclaimed meteorologist that he was watched the weather channel and reported that there was a giant string of storms that would probably hit most of the evening. The front door came flying open suddenly.
"Itachi! This is all your fault, I blame you, yeah!" Deidara came practically falling through the front door with his arms full of crap from Home Depot.
"Just get in the house! Can't you see I'm soaking wet! My god Deidara, I told you to carry this stupid thing! Now I have to get it!" Itachi complained.
"Itachi, my hands are full, yeah." Itachi came awkwardly wobbling through the doorway with the set of beautiful unfinished wood columns. He nearly dropped them three times before resting them up against the wall.
"There." Itachi said panting. "God, now look at me, it's pouring outside and now I'm soaked! My hair looks…..hmmm kinda hot." Itachi said standing in front of the mirror and not helping Deidara with the crap he had just dropped all over the couch. The now little more than slightly buzzed Sasori was enjoying this very much.
"Um….what the hell are you two going to do anyway?" Kisame asked a little concerned about the rotary saw, the crown molding, the 7 cans of paint, the paint brushes, the roller brushes, the random wooden accent pieces other miscellaneous Home Depot items.
"Oh! Check this out, yeah!" Deidara said pulling a book out of one of the bags and showing it to Kisame. Kisame read the title.
" Making Decorative Wall Petitions with Roman Style Columns and Accent Molding for Morons . You honestly think you two can do this?" Kisame asked sarcastically.
"Well, Dana and Marisol are going to help, yeah." Deidara said.
"Oooooh riiiiight, that's going to make this project……HAHAHAHAHAHAH." Sasori couldn't hold it in anymore. He was laughing so hard that he nearly dropped the wine bottle and he did fall over into Hidan.
"Why are you splitting that room up anyway. You two have shared a room for how many years? Um…Lola isn't that enough soap?" Zetsu asked watching Lola pour a huge amount of liquid soap in the dishwasher. She just looked at Zetsu and laughed….and tripped on the dishwasher door again as she closed it.
"We're not splitting it actually; we're adding a decorative half wall type thing to where the floor changes levels. Because you're right there's no reason for us to split that beautiful bedroom up with a wall, so we're adding this thing to accentuate the open space." Itachi told him.
"I'm impressed, you actually thought that through." Kisame said. The lightning and thunder outside had picked up. This was most likely round one of the storm line.
"Seriously, it's a good idea but you can't work on it tonight because it's time to begin our game night!" Hidan proclaimed.
"I'll pop another bottle of wine." Sasori said heading for the wine rack."
"Is that really a good idea? Wine is expensive and he and Lola have already polished off one bottle. Kakuzu asked to no one in particular. Itachi and Deidara had gone upstairs to get Dana and Marisol for the game night.
"Let them have their fun, Kakuzu. Besides it's really funny when drunk Lola starts flirting with Sasori." Zetsu said. Marisol and Dana appeared from upstairs with Itachi and Deidara ready for the games to begin.
"Oh! What are you going to play first, yeah?" Dana asked.
"Let's start with Catch Phrase tonight!" Kakuzu insisted. "Now let's see how should we split the teams?
"I want to be with Marisol, yeah!" Deidara declared.
"Well, then I want to be with them too, yeah." Dana added.
"I want with them too!" Itachi said.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey…I need….one of you to be with me because I'm going to be honest about something here okay, this is me being honest with you. I need one of you to be on my team because I am a little bit drunk and I may try to feel Lola up in front of you all if someone doesn't keep an eye on me." Sasori said taking yet another sip of wine. Of course Hidan was convinced Sasori wasn't certain of what he just said.
"Seriously, you and I can be on the same team, I'll take care of you." Hidan reassured him. Lola was too busy pouring another glass of wine and sitting the bottle a safe distance away from the white living room rug.
"LOLA WHERE ARE YOU!" Sasori yelled.
"Sasori, she is right behind you." Kisame said joining this team. Lola just laughed and took another drink. Zetsu, and Kakuzu joined them as well. Which left Tobi….
"We'll take Tobi, yeah. He was good at this game last time." Deidara said.
"Oh Deidara! We will surely win this game! Oh I just love games, and we get to be on the same team, oh Deidara this is simply so exciting!" After Tobi's rant started and the lightning picked up outside, it was time to start…. Sasori, Lola, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu and Zetsu made up team 1. Which left Deidara, Itachi, Marisol, Dana, and Tobi as team 2.
"Okay, category is places! Alright, this is the place you go where you get food…" Zetsu was going first.
"RESTAURANT!" Kisame yelled.
"No! you go here to buy food to keep for…"
"GROCERY STORE!" Kakuzu yelled.
"YES!" Zetsu passed the unit to Tobi.
"Um, Alright here we go…this is a capital city…"
"CLEVELAND!"
"Marisol, that isn't a capital!" Itachi told her quickly.
"No, okay it's a capital city that…"
"OH! TORONTO, YEAH!" Deidara yelled.
"No, it's a capital city that is popular for…"
"I KNOW! I KNOW! AFRICA, YEAH!" Dana yelled.
"Dana! That's a country!" itachi said, forgetting it was actually a continent.
"No, no this is a capital city that is popular for its production of…." Tobi didn't get to finish because the buzzer rang. And team 1 gets a point. "The answer was Detroit." Tobi said.
"God, I should have guessed that!" Itachi scolded himself. It was Hidan's turn to give clues.
"Okay, category is food….This is something you put on spaghetti!"
"PARMESEAN CHEESE!" Kisame yelled.
"No, it's color is red and it's…."
"SPAGHETTI SAUCE!" Sasori yelled falling forward a little bit.
"More specific. It doesn't have meat.
"MEATLESS SPAGHETTI SAUCE!" Sasori added.
"No, no! If it doesn't have meat but it only has this…"
"MUSHROOM MEATLESS SPAGHETTI SAUCE!" It was obvious Lola was of no help either because she had guessed that of all things and now she was leaning over sideways in Sasori's lap laughing her ass off.
"No, Lola! Come on now, it's red, it's meatless it's the same thing used to make ketchup…." And then the timer ran out. "Awwwww!" Hidan was disappointed. "Team 2 do you have an….whoa!" Hidan's thought was interrupted by a giant clap of thunder and a flash of lightning. "Do you have an answer?" Team 2 didn't say anything for a moment, they will all in deep thought.
"Hmmmmm……is it Tomato sauce, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"Seriously, that is the answer." Hidan was a little surprised he got that right. It was now Dana's turn to give clues.
"Okay, here we go, yeah, The category is everything….Oh, oh, oh,oh! Okay, okay, okay when Deidara and Marisol have sex Marisol likes to be….."
"ON THE BOTTOM!" Itachi yelled.
"How did you get that before me, yeah?" Deidara asked out loud.
"YES! Now, okay…this is one of those things that doesn't ever end, yeah!"
"What does that have to do with me being on the bottom?" Marisol wondered to herself out loud.
"OH! A TOOSIE POP, YEAH!" Deidara screamed.
"DUMB ASS YOU AND I COUNTED THE LICKS THAT'S NOT RIGHT!" Itachi yelled at him.
"No, alright, this is a thing that's like…..if you fall down it you never come back, yeah."
"Oh, Dana is it perhaps a black hole?" Tobi answered calmly.
"OH I KNOW! I KNOW! IT'S A BOTTOMLESS OUTER SPACE BLACK HOLE THING!" Marisol answered.
"Okay yes! But instead of outer space if you fall in this in the ground you don't ever come back, yeah!
"BOTTOMLESS……HOLE!" was Itachi's logical answer. And then the buzzer rang. "So, do you all have an answer, yeah?" Dana asked.
"It's bottomless pit! That was an easy one! Kakuzu said.
"You know Dana, you could have just said Orochimaru's soul is a…" Zetsu said giving this obvious clue.
"Bottomless pit." Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Hidan said in unison. Sasori and Lola didn't completely know what was going on…..
Will this game night be over before the BIG storm?