"Seriously, how the hell did Sasori get Lola upstairs to their room without any of us knowing? Hidan asked as thunder pounded outside. The wind had started blowing and heavy rain beat up against the windows.
"Are you serious!? He slipped away with her completely undetected!? Oh well, Lola works hard…she deserves a good…" Tobi cut Kisame off.
"You know, we could perhaps reset the breakers and see if our power comes back on." Tobi suggested.
"That's no use Tobi, the power is down, although we could call the power company and see if they could give us information on where the line is down and how long the power will be off." Kakuzu suggested.
"Wow! It's a good thing that Dana and I chopped up a pineapple early this morning!" Marisol said.
"Why is that honey, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"If the power is off for like a long time….like….for years….we could starve to death." Marisol said seriously.
"Um……o…..k…..but really Marisol I think the power will only be out for a few hours." Zetsu said.
"Hey, you know Marisol does have a point. We have a gallon of milk that will go bad if the power is off too long." Itachi said.
"Oh! And there's a block of cheese in there and some bologna that will go bad." Zetsu added.
"I have an idea, yeah!" Dana got up from the living room couch and wandered in the dark toward the kitchen. "OUCH, yeah!"
"Dana? Honey?" Itachi wondered what she had run in to.
"Oh don't worry. I just ran into the side of the refrigerator, yeah." Dana opened up the refrigerator and took the gallon of milk out. She sat it on the counter and started digging through a drawer. She found the package of cookies she was looking for. Next she raided the cabinet of 9 plastic cups and piled everything up in her arms….it's no wonder she didn't drop everything. She carefully made her way back to the living room. "Okay, here we go, yeah! Now, we can eat these Oreo cookies and drink all this milk, yeah!" Dana passed the plastic cups around.
"Dana, is that skim milk? You know how I can't stomach that 2 percent shit and you know how much fat that 2 percent has in it. My god, the power's out what does that label say!" Itachi began to panic.
"It's okay Itachi, its skim milk, yeah." Dana reassured him pouring the milk.
"Hey! You know what we can do! Since the power is off, we don't have any lights, Sasori is banging Lola and we can't finish our game we should talk about some or most memorable experiences!" Marisol suggested. Tobi went crazy over this idea.
"Wow Marisol! That's the greatest idea! I think that idea is so terrific. I want to start! I want to start!" Tobi said. "Okay, this is something I will always remember! When I was younger I loved playing Barbies! You could brush their hair! Change their clothes! And Barbie even had her own convertible! Of course, I don't do that anymore but I miss the days when I had Barbies." No one said anything for a moment after Tobi was done.
"Um…" Kakuzu cleared his throat. "That's nice….Tobi. "You know one of my most memorable things as a child was when I got my very first savings account. My dad opened it for me when I was seven…I loved that savings account." Hidan was rolling his eyes but no one could see this. He thought about interrupting Kakuzu's thoughts but he knew how dreamy Kakuzu became when it came to that stupid first bank account of his.
"Okay, yeah what the fuck ever it's my turn!" Hidan said forcing Kakuzu out of his dreamlike state. "Oh, you're going to like this. Alright so right before I joined Akatsuki….hold on I have to have another Oreo before I get in to this….okay, anyway right before I joined I went on this amazing religious trip, seriously! Oh, we're talking it was so moving! I've never felt more in touch with my religious side than this trip, it was days of praying and worship and worship and praying! Seriously, I think it made me more devoted. You know, I think I may even have some pictures from that trip, seriously."
"That does sound nice, you know…..you increased your Jasshin…ism…..stuff." Kisame said.
"Are these Oreos fat free because I would love to have 2 instead of one." Marisol asked Dana.
"Marisol! The power is out….have 3, yeah! Those Oreos have 64 percent less fat than original Oreos, yeah!" Dana encouraged her.
"Hmmm…okay!" Marisol seemed thrilled with this logic. "What about you Kisame what are you going to tell us about?" she asked.
"Oh well, I think I'll talk about the time I first met Itachi."
"Oh god! Do you have to!? God, I'm trying to get my recommended daily intake of calcium and cookies and you want to bring that up! GOD!" Itachi wasn't pleased…..but his anger was slightly eased by the presence of the Oreos.
"Yeah, so when I first met Itachi he was taking an extreme dosage of rage pills because every single little tiny thing set him off like crazy. Which by the way, I'm glad that since Dana has been around your dosage has been cut back eight times. Anyway, so one day I was just kidding around and I didn't realize how sensitive Itachi was about his hair….so he was just sitting on the couch and well I put my hand in the back of it and flipped it all over the place and in a very feminine voice said 'how's my favorite wittle Uchiha today'……I really thought I was going to die that day. I'm slightly surprised I'm alive to tell you about this." Itachi was glaring at Kisame but once again no one could really tell. Zetsu thought this was hilarious because he remembered it happening. Kakuzu thought it was priceless.
"Shut up! That was a horrible day!" Itachi yelled at Kisame. Kisame just laughed.
"Yeah for me because you acted like you were going to kill me!"
"I WAS going to kill you….then the stupid leader was all 'oh you can't kill him…he's your partner'….damn leader." Itachi mumbled under his breath.
"That's cute that's…." Kakuzu's comments were cut off. Not by the thunder outside or the lightning or the hard rain…but by something else…
"HAHAHAHAHHA….AAAAGGGHHHHH….OH GOD, OH GOD….HAHAHAHAHA…I CAN'T FEEL MY THIGHS AT ALL!" Yes, that was our dear Lola standing at the top of the staircase yelling at Sasori who was in their room.
"HEY! THAT'S NOT MY FAULT! I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN NEAR YOUR THIGHS!" Sasori yelled back at her.
"Oh god….what's going to happen?" Kakuzu said nervously.
"I don't know…but we now know that Sasori danna hasn't been near Lola's thighs, yeah." Deidara said.
"Let's watch and find out. Hey you know what I'm surprised we can hear them yelling as well as we can." Zetsu said gabbing another Oreo. Lola just laughed and carefully made her way down the stairway; she must have been pretty drunk because she clung to the railing for dear life. Lola searched around on the kitchen counter in the dark she finally found a clean bowl that had been sitting there most of the day. Lola opened up the freezer and started taking ice cubes out of the freezer and putting them in the bowl.
"HEY LOLAAAAAAAAAAAA! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS STUPID BATHROOM LIGHT!?" Sasori yelled from upstairs. "HEY! HEY! THERE'S A BOX OF CONDOMS DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE WILL YOU BRING THOSE UP HERE!? LOLAAAAAA CAN YOU HEAR ME!?"
"Oh for the love of god Sasori! The only neighbors we have who are a half mile away can hear you!" Itachi complained.
"HEY LOLAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE POWER IN THIS HOUSE!? THE STUPID CEILING FAN WON'T TURN ON IN HERE!" Sasori continued yelling from upstairs.
"Okay so now she has a bag of hot tamales in her mouth." Zetsu said.
"Zetsu, its fucking dark! How the hell do you know they are hot tamales? Hidan asked.
"Well, that's the only stupid candy that Sasori EVER buys and considering he went to the store today…he probably bought those stupid things AGAIN and never put them away.
"Good, logic there man." Hidan told him.
"LOLAAAAAAA! HAVE YOU FOUND EVERYTHING?! LOLA? YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING ME!"
"MMMMMMSHSHSHSHSHSSHSHSS." It was all Lola could say with her mouth full….