"Do we have any more Oreos?" Tobi asked.
"No, but we could start working on that cheese, yeah." Dana said.
"Oh! I'll get it, yeah!" Deidara quickly got up from the couch and carefully made his way into the kitchen. "Marisol! It's mozzarella, yeah!" Deidara said as lightning lit up the house.
"Seriously, what are the chances of us finding Sasrori's RAZR and calling the power company to get a time frame on this outage?" Hidan asked.
"Considering Sasori is all kinds of naked right now….at least that's my guess…I'd say we would have to find Lola's purse and find her RAZR….or you know we could just use our phone that's connected here. Kisame said.
"Here Marisol." Deidara returned with the hunk of cheese and broke part of it off and handed it to her. "Here you all can have the rest, yeah." Deidara handed the cheese to Itachi after he took a piece.
"Okay, so Zetsu you haven't told us something memorable because you know Lola came down here and was obviously getting ready to be worked over by Sasori the rest of the night." Marisol said.
"Hmmm….have I ever told you guys about the time my family took a ski trip to Colorado?"
"Zetsu! No fucking way you ski!? Hidan was excited.
"Zetsu's….family? What like a bunch of sunflowers and venus fly traps acting like….plants?" Itachi asked Deidara softly. At the moment Hidan and Zetsu were high fiving over their mutual love…..of….skiing…..
"So anyway, my family went on this ski trip to Colorado back like seven years ago. It was completely crazy because ALL my family showed up and let me tell you….I have some very tropical plants in my family….they did NOT like Colorado."
"Oooooooh you mean plants that need like warm weather and stuff?" Marisol asked.
"Oh yeah. Let me tell you they spent the entire time in Colorado parked in front of the fireplace."
"I don't get it, yeah." Deidara said.
"Deidara, what the hell is not to get? The point is Zetsu and the plant people don't fit in on the ski slopes!" itachi told him angrily.
"Oooooh, so like they weren't pretty enough, yeah? Is that right?"
"You know what…it's not worth it Deidara…eat your stupid cheese and forget it!" Itachi said flashing a hand into Deidara's face. Deidara gasped.
"I know it's dark and everything but did you just flip a hand in my face as if to say 'whatever', yeah!?" Deidara asked slightly shocked.
"Yes, I did…..deal with it because it's my turn to talk and my stuff is interesting." However before Itachi could begin Deidara decided he didn't like Itachi's attitude and so……."OOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOD! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT! OH GOD YOU AND THOSE STUPID ASS TONGUES IN YOUR HANDS! DEIDARA! YOU STUPID FUCK! AAAAGGHHHHHH! GOD NOW YOUR, YOUR ,YOUR….SALIVA IS ON MY NECK! I HATE YOU! DID YOU HEAR ME!? I……HATE……YOU! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!" Itachi was now in the middle of a long overdo dramatic fit. "GREAT! NOW I'M HAVING A TEMPERATURE FLUCTUATION! I BLAME YOU DUMBASS!!!!!!!!!" Itachi hissed fanning himself.
"Hey, Itachi did you say something to me, yeah." Deidara asked calmly. Knowing well that this would only piss Itachi off more.
"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING! HEY, HEY, HEY NOW I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING…" Sasori was currently standing at the top of the stairs wrapped in nothing but a sheet yelling down at everyone. "ALRIGHT, I'M JUST TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP."
"Oh, God Sasori! Get real you're not trying to get any sleep! More like getting LAID that's what you're up to!" Kisame yelled at him.
"Hey! Now listen, I may be kind of naked…..but Lola is too!" This comment didn't help Sasori's defense any at all. "And you know, Itachi interrupted my nakedness with his screaming! There is nothing wrong with your girlfriend licking your neck Itachi!" Sasori scolded pointing at him….although since he was pretty drunk and he couldn't see a thing he was actually pointing at a wall.
"Oh my god! Sasori I said that stupid ass Deidara licked my neck! Not Dana! If it were Dana do you even think I'd still be in the living room!" Itachi hissed.
"Hey man, hey. I can't talk to you right now. Lola is like……I mean she is like…..WHOA! You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying when I say that?" Sasori laughed. "I mean we're talking…..like that one AC/DC song….you know? The one…..it goes like….she shook me all night long….or something like that……you dumbasses wouldn't know, why did I come out here?" Sasori mumbled to himself and returned to his bedroom closing the door behind him.
"Seriously, I just called the power company. Power's down until at least 4:30 AM." Hidan said.
"You know Itachi, if I were gay I'd be gay with you, yeah." Deidara said out of no where.
"Deidara! What the hell!? Why! Why the fuck do you say shit like that! First you fucking lick me and now you say dumb shit like that!" Itachi ranted.
"But Sasori just said…."
"Sasori is a stupid ass drunk horny bastard! I hate him!" Itachi yelled.
"So you wouldn't be gay with me, yeah!? Is that what you're saying?" Deidara wondered.
"Yes, I would be gay with…AAAAGGGGGHHHH! See what you did you stupid fuck! God shut up Deidara! Just shut up! I'm going to bed. Dana, honey be careful when you come to bed we left construction material in the upstairs hallway."
"So you would be, yeah?" Deidara wondered.
"Deidara, go to hell! Itachi warned threateningly.
"How the hell did this conversation get started and more importantly…why the hell isn't it ENDING!" Zetsu asked whoever would answer him.
"Well, I'm going to bed too, yeah. its 1:30 in the morning and we wont' be getting any power tonight. I'll see you guys in the morning." And so Dana headed up the stairs in the dark trailing Itachi, who was still fuming in front of her. It was amazing neither of them fell down and killed themselves on the way to the master bedroom.
"I don't get it. I'd be good gay with Itachi, yeah!" Deidara said. "I mean I wasn't saying we were I said IF."
"Alright, this conversation is over because it has reached levels of weirdness I'm just not comfortable with." Zetsu said. "Hey….where's Tobi?"
"Don't worry about me! I'm right here! I'm just making a peanut butter sandwich! Would anyone like one?" Tobi asked.
"No thanks Tobi, just don't make a mess over there." Kisame warned.
"Tobi, peanut butter costs money don't use the whole jar." Kakuzu reminded him.
"Oh god, Kakuzu! It's fucking peanut butter! If he wants to use it all then let him!" Hidan was up for a fight.
"Oh I see, it doesn't matter to you because you think religion is like peanut butter!" Kakuzu said.
"What the fuck!? Kakuzu that doesn't even make sense! My point is that peanut butter is NOT expensive and it doesn't matter how much Tobi uses, seriously!" Hidan yelled back.
"You're always like this Hidan! You always think that everything's not expensive! But guess what!? It adds up!"
"Oh my god! It's fucking 2 dollars and 34 cents! It's not like Tobi's over there crushing up the Hope Diamond and spreading it on a sandwich you stupid ass!"
"This isn't going to end anytime soon is it?" Zetsu asked Kisame. Kisame sighed.
"I think you already know." He answered as Kakuzu and Hidan fought it out.