"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD! I THINK I JUST GOT MY HAIR IN THE PAINT!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! OH MY GOD WHAT DO I DO, YEAH!?!?!?" Deidara screamed.

"YOU ARE SO STUPID! WOULD YOU JUST CALM DOWN! YOU'RE HAIR ISN'T IN THE PAINT! NOW COME HELP ME!" Itachi yelled at him.

"Oh, it's not in the paint is it, yeah?" Deidara was suddenly quite relaxed. "Okay, now what do you need?" itachi was getting more and more pissed by the moment.

"Get your worthless blonde ass over here and hold on to this pillar so we can fit it!" The home improvement project wasn't going well….but it wasn't going awful either. Dana and Marisol were instructed to paint the back part of the half-wall that the pillar thing would attach to.

"Come on Tobi there's a big tree limb down in the back yard. I'm going to cut it up and you're going to throw the pieces over the hillside around back." Kisame said dragging Tobi outside with him. Kisame loved excuses to use the chakra shredding sword of doom…and he especially loved tree branches, those were fun to shred. "Alright Tobi, now I'm going to chop this bitch up and then you clean up the pieces."

"Okay, Kisame! I'm ready!" Tobi said eager to pick up the pieces of wood.

"Alright….EAT THIS BITCH!" Kisame then annihilated the branch. However, he had gotten a little carried away and now Tobi was running around like crazy trying to catch all the tiny shards of wood that went flying into the air. Kisame soon stopped and looked to the ground. "Oops….I got a little carried away." He said to Tobi staring at the pile of sawdust that used to be a branch. Tobi was still running around.

"Kisame! I got all the pieces….hey what's that pile?" Tobi said staring at the sawdust.

"That used to be the branch." Kisame said.

"Oh…okay well….I'll just spread it out over the grass." Tobi said logically.

"No! Oh my god! Just get the damn berries! Look, right here! Seriously, Lola wrote 'berries'." Hidan was losing his patience with Kakuzu while grocery shopping. Fortunately, Zetsu had hurried off to the meat counter.

"This isn't the season for berries! Look they are 2 for 5 dollars! That's not cheap; let's just get her berry fruit snacks!" Kakuzu yelled back.

"Fuck you! Fuck you Kakuzu! For ten dollars you can get the strawberries, blueberries, raspberries and cranberries!"

"Yeah and for 2.50 I can get the Ocean Spray dried cranberries!"

"IT'S THE SAME FUCKING PRICE ASS HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!" Hidan screamed. It was a good thing the senior citizen shopping beside them was practically deaf. Hidan slapped Kakuzu up side the head.

"Oh my god! You just slapped me! Last time I checked that wasn't a part of Jasshin ritual!"

"Kakuzu, this is not about religion. Seriously, this is about GETTING THE FUCKING GROCERY SHOPPING DONE!"

"Hmmm, so the steak filet mignon? Are those prime cuts today?" Zetsu calmly asked the meat counter man."

"Oh yeah, just cut this morning and we're running a $10.95 special, two cuts per package."

"Oooooh, well you can't beat that! I'll take four packages of those please." Even Kakuzu would have approved that purchase, he loved anything steak.

"What the hell is wrong with you today!? My god Kakuzu it says right here 20 percent more free!" Hidan said.

"But how do I know if I'm really getting 20 percent more free?" Kakuzu questioned examining the fruit juice with the radical claim on the label.

"BECAUSE DUMB ASS! IT SAYS 16.9 OUNCES FOR THE 14.3 OUNCE PRICE!" Hidan yelled.

"Hmmm…I never trust these gimmicks." Kakuzu said skeptically.

"MY GOD! IT'S NOT A GIMMICK!!!!!! GIVE ME THE FUCKING JUICE!" Hidan shouted taking the juice from Kakuzu. Zetsu was doing an excellent job in the chips aisle. He had stocked up on Sun Chips because he knew how much Itachi loved the low fat baked taste. And he wasn't about to pass up the Baked Lays because Sasori always had to have sour cream and onion dip with them. And naturally, Zetsu was going to stock up on microwave popcorn. He also knew the freezer was quickly getting low on ice cream. While Zetsu quickly made his way in and out of aisles, Kakuzu and Hidan were in still yet, another fight.

"You have problems today you know that!" Hidan said.

"I don't have problems! You're loose with money!" Kakuzu yelled back.

"They're tampons! TAMPONS KAKUZU! Women NEED these. These are not like your fucking pore minimizing pads…these are a life necessity!" Hidan yelled.

"I don't know…..I've never actually seen Marisol, Dana, or Lola ever use one of these….how do I know for sure?"

"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT KIND OF THING ISN'T PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!"

"Hidan! It just seems like a total waste of $3.97!"

"Go to hell! GO….TO…HELL! GET OUT! ZETSU AND I WILL FINISH THIS!" Hidan was irate, so much so that he started kicking Kakuzu until he screamed bloody murder.

Back at the house Lola had just awoken from a very long, very much needed 6 hour nap. Sasori was still asleep behind her, however Lola hadn't awoken naturally, she was awaken by pounding upstairs. Lola looked around the room. Sasori was asleep in the chair across from Lola. She looked down only to see a towel covered bag of melted ice between her thighs. She decided she would first take that into the kitchen and see if last night's hangover was gone. Besides, she had notes to make and organize for Monday. Lola noticed that she felt much better and so she decided to go upstairs and see where all the pounding was coming from.

"Oh my god! Marisol, we are SO carpenters, yeah!" Dana said excitedly as she and Marisol pounded decorative edging on to the pillar bases.

"I know! Who would have ever guessed we had skills like these!" Marisol said as they pounded some more. At this point Lola was standing at the doorway of the master bedroom only to see this lovely home improvement occurring. "Hey! Dana Lola's up! Hey Lola, you totally got laid beyond words!" Marisol said dropping the hammer and running over to Lola. Nearly naked Marisol was speckled all over with paint, sheet rock dust, and more paint. Lola didn't say anything; she was still trying to wake up.

"Hi Lola! Oh my god, come look at our neat little thing we've been building today, yeah!" Marisol and Dana were entirely too perky for Lola's mood right now.

"What the hell is all the pounding?" Lola asked weakly.

"Come look! Come look, yeah!" Dana said pulling Lola into the bedroom to show off the nearly finished room petition. Lola just stared and yawned.

"That's nice." She finally said dryly.

"Awww, you're still sleepy! Don't worry we'll show you again when you're more rested." Marisol said.

"Thanks…I'm going to take a shower." Lola said and then she left.

"HEY! HEEEEEEEEEEY! SOMEONE COME HELP US WITH THESE GROCERIES!" Hidan yelled as the front door flew open. This of course woke Sasori in a panic. Kisame came to grab some groceries from Hidan.

"Hey man, hey give me two bags." Kisame said taking two grocery bags from Hidan. Kakuzu and Zetsu filed inside behind Hidan, their arms piled up with bags. Sasori could have helped….but he just wanted to see what they bought. Kisame sat the first bags down. Sasori immediately started going through them.

"According to this receipt, I saved $47.86 by purchasing sale items." Kakuzu scanned the receipt. It had been an eventful past two days. Thank god it was over….for now. Sasori took more items out of the grocery bags while Zetsu put things away. Itachi and Deidara had finished their lovely home improvement project. They couldn't wait to show it off.

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