Chapter 2 Realizations
And, I'm off! Here is chapter 2, in case you couldn't tell! This chapter just didn't want to be written untill the other night. And then the net was down, so I couldn't even post it! --; Oh well. Thank you, single reviewer, for the support! XD
Disclaimer: I own nothing but Alaska! ...I'm also a compulsive liar... But this next sentence isn't a lie! I OWN NOTHING!!! T-T
2D bangs his tiny fists on the Winnie door, screaming. "Murdo', Murdo', I'm fuckin' eigh' years ol'! I'm a li'le brat fing!" he squeals, still pounding away.
Murdoc flings the door open with a sneer, sending poor little Stuart flying and smashing his nose. "Wewl, gla' t' know tha' I was powerful enough ta ge' you, too, face-ache."
"Me... too? Wot are ya tal'in' abou', Murdo'?" 2D asks, a hand over his face. He then looks up at the satanic bassist, and, after a few seconds, stutters, "Y-you're no' Murdo'! Who are y-ya!? W-wo' ya d-doin' 'ere!?"
Murdoc rolled his eyes, hardly believing how stupid 2D could be. "Loo', ma'e," he groaned, "You said yer eig', righ'?" 2D nods in agreement. "Yeah, tha' wos my faul'. I also turned myself inta a twelve-year-ol'." A fully grown Cortez then lands on the mini Murdoc's shoulder, and lets out a loud caw. "An' 'parren'ly wot I di' doesn' do anyfin' teh animals..."
2D seems to relax, a bit. "Ok," he chirps, "If Cortez says you're Murdo', then ya mus' be Murdo'! Cortez never reawly li'ed anyone 'sides Muds an' Noodle."
Murdoc's eye twitched. "DID YA JUS' 'EAR A BLOO'Y THIN' I JES' SAID, YEH GREA' GIT!!!???" he bellowed. 2D seemed not to notice, because at that moment Russel and Noodle both just opened the door, and when Murdoc had yelled, Noodle started to cry.
"Aw, c'mon, Noods, i's a'righ'..." Russel spoke in a soft voice. "Muds wasn' yellin' atcha, anyways. Don' cry..." He then turns an angry gaze towards the diminuative bassist.
"Oh, Noo'le, don' cry!" 2D cried, running over and kneeling down in front of her. "Loo' a' meh!" he called, and began making all kinds of faces to try and cheer her up. After a moment or two, Noodle giggles at the silly faces, and gives 2D a hug. "Yay, I di' it!"
Russel, who had never removed his gaze (only softened it), asks, "Why do I just KNOW you had something to do with this!?"
"Pro'ly cus i' is," Murdoc replies, casually.
"Looks like your change in size hasn't changed your attitude..." Russel mutters.
"Murdocu-nii," Noodle calls, looking as if she had never been crying in the first place. "Can you fix?"
Murdoc turned his attention to the tiny guitarist, and smiled warmly at her. "Don' you worry your purple li'le 'ead. I ca' pu' us riwgh'."
2D whirls around, a huge grin across his face. "You reawy ca', Murdo'!?" he squealed. "You go' awl th' fings yeh nee', an awl?"
Murdoc's face fell, and, with that, so did the faces surrounding him.
"So you CAN'T do anythin' 'bout all this!?" Russel demanded.
"I sure as 'ell can!" Murdoc shouted, puffing out his chest. Russel raised an eyebrow at him. "Jus' as soon as I ca' find someone willin' to sell those kinds of ingrie'ien's teh kids..." he added. There was a collective groan from the other three.
"So... What we do 'till then?" Noodle asked.
Several moments of silence pass.
"Hire a baby si'er?" 2D suggests.
"No!" Muroc protests, imediately.
"Hey, that don't sound like a bad idea..." muses Russel, completely ignoring the satanist.
"Can she be girl?" Noodle asks, excitedly, grabbing hold of Russel's sleeve.
"No!" Murdoc repeats. "I've bee' ta'ing care of mesewlf since 'efore I was the age I loo' now!"
"Er, if Muds don' li'e th' idea..." 2D began, nervously.
"Don' worry 'bout him," Russel interrupts. "I'm sure he won' mind some nice, young, fit girl to wait on 'im hand and foot."
"Alrigh', I'll ge' th' phoneboo'!" Murdoc sneers, looking triumphant. "I knew tha' this baby si'er thin' woul' be a good idea!"
Russel and Noodle roll their eyes as the tiny 'mastermind' went to find a book they didn't have. Russel heads towards the elevator to get to his computer, and Noodle follows, still attatched to the little drummer's sleeve.
THE END!!! No, again I lie. Will Murdoc get the big titted baby sitter he wants? Will Russel have to break Murdoc's nose, again? Is Noodle potty trained? Find out in the next chapter, which doesn't even have a name, yet!