Hikari: Hi I am here and currently reading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince!!!
Harry: Why are you mentioning me if I'm not even in your story?
Hikari: Because I'm reading your book!
Ed: Who's he and why is he talking to you?
Hikari: sigh
"I am here on Miss Ashley's request to guide you to her residence. If you will, please follow me," she turned on her heel, her long blonde hair moving in every direction.
"I know where she lives, thanks!" he yelled after her.
"Miss Ashley has moved into her father's house. She wishes you tell your brother . . . Alfose, was it . . . nothing of your visit."
Ed nodded stubbornly. "And what do I call you?" he said through clenched teeth.
"Dent. Jessica Dent. Just call me Jessica."
An absurd noise came from the woman's pocket.
"'Scuse me," she turned around and held a phone to her ear.
"What's that?" he asked rather rudely.
"What? I'm sorry; this little kid is interrupting our conversation. I'll have to call you back."
She threw the phone in the air, unaware of Ed's outbursts when called small, or little. In this case, little.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT CAN FIT IN AN ANT HOLE?!?!?!?!" he screamed.
"Calm down! I didn't say all that! So, if you will, come this way please." She said through gritting teeth.
"Why the hell should I?"
"Miss Ashley wants me to."
Right then and there, I'll let you be physic and read Ed's mind.
That is so damn childish!!
Physic moment over!
"Well, are you coming?" she said impatiently.
"Fine, be that way." Ed pouted.
She simply ignored it and walked out of the compartment, but Ed took forever to get back to Earth.
Yes, so now we realize that Ed's being a jerk to this woman, and let's not forget stubborn. Oh, yea. And she hates him, too. So, now let's go to see them getting off the train!
"Edward! Hello, are you alive?" Jessica nearly had to scream to get through to him.
"Huh?"
"It's time to get off this stupid train. Now grab your bags and let's go!"
As they walked, Ed got slower and slower due to the people getting off the train as well. But by the time he got out into the fresh night air, he lost Jessica.
"Hey! Um . . . Jessica! Where are you? I am LOST!"
Little did Ed know that Jessica had left little Ed behind on purpose! OW!
"I AM NOT SMALL!!!!!!!!"
Okay, never use Ed and little in the same sentence right next to each other.
As I was saying, she left him behind and planned to tell Ashley that she had lost him on the way. So he began wandering in the open grass by the city, wondering whether to make bread for food out of grass or wildflowers.
"Ugh, I'll never find "Miss Ashley" now. What am I going to do?"
Ed lay on his back, determined to think of a way to find her. He closed his eyes, and heard cows around him. He hoped silently to not open his eyes to a cow pie. He heard the constant whoosh of the cars on the freeway he was laying near.
Do you ever close your eyes and then get exposed to light? Notice how you see red? Well, Ed is seeing this redness now.
"Ow… my eyes…" Ed shielded his face with his hand.
He opened his eyes, hand still over his eyes. He saw an oval shape get closer and closer until it was so bright he couldn't see. He suddenly felt light-headed and could hardly breathe. He silently fell into whiteness, peacefully sleeping. He was having a wonderful dream; he was running through a field of flowers, all purple day lilies. He was like a god; he made new types of flowers appear where he stepped. He then stopped in the middle of his tracks to pick up a certain flower. It was a dark purple rose with reddish outlines. It stood out in front of all the light colored flowers that all made him happy. This one filled him with misery. A sadness, filling him from head to toe, was starting to control his body. He suddenly got a terrible headache, and he was drifting away from the fields. No… he thought, trying to break free. I won't…I can't… Ashley…
He opened his eyes, noticing that he was lying down.
"W-where am I?"
Where are you indeed?
Ed looked around frantically, looking for the speaker.
"Who said that?" Ed shouted.
Do you really want to know?
"Yes…" Oh. Well, one second…Ed sat up, looking to the left and right.
"Behind you." A voice spoke.
Ed looked behind him, and saw the strangest thing he's ever seen.
There stood a creature, short in stature, with oval red eyes, and green skin to match.
"So," it spoke, "you're…Edward, am I correct?"
"Y-yea, but who are you?"
"I," he declared loudly, "am Invader Zim, a special invader for the almighty tallest sent on a special mission to take over … eh … earth."
Ed's heart went into panic, and then bewilderment.
"How did you know my name?"
Zim's eyes widened, then a sly smile came to his lips. He stepped aside, allowing Ed to see past him. And what Ed saw made him want to fall dead and stay dead forever.