AN: i'll say this once more, this story has almost nothing to do with the original manga or anime. it is purely poking fun at those invoved. if you don't like that...don't dare keep on reading.
Disclaime: CCS does not belong to me, only the script belong to me .
Author: SukiRin
Title: CCS why y yhw
Hosted by: SRin
Length: Two chapters the most
(PS:this is the last chapter no matter what)
Gentle chapter:
SRin: Why are you always so…er…gentle? (So disgusting…)
Clow Reed: Because I'm the best magician in the whole wide world! So of course I have to show my difference! (Struts around the stage…)
SRin: (crazy) BAKA…I want to kill you…
Clow Reed: Wanna try my new magic…ah! It's not working? Escape!!!------
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SRin: Why are you always so gentle?
Tomoyo: Heh! You want to know? (Pretends to be gentle) because I want Sakura-chan to like me more!
SRin: Ah? (Is she lesbian?) I want to vomit! (Pretends to vomit all over the ground)
Tomoyo: You are…heh…evil
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SRin: Why are you always so gentle?
Yukito: (smiling gently) So Touya could… (Licking his lips)
SRin: BAKA! You are so devious…
SRin: Why are you always so gentle?
Nadeshiko: Because I want to give everybody a good image of ME! I am special! I am the prettiest!
SRin: Attention, attention! This is not for Advertising!!
Nadeshiko: I was employed as the most outstanding model, plus I won the beauty award in the Kingdom of Souls.
SRin: #$$&&&&!#$&
Blushing chapter:
SRin: Why is your face so red when you saw Yukito?
Syaoran: Don't bring that up! That BAKA always ask me to drink sake with him, he only lets me go when my face turns red…if I pretend that my face is red to start with, he won't ask me then…
SRin: Sweatdrop…
Voiceover: AH, you are cheating. Come on! Let's go drinking!
Syaoran (Close to tears): …WAHHHHHHH! SOMEBODY SAVE ME! I'M UNDERAGE!
(Police appears and drags both Syaoran and Yukito away…)
SRin: Yue, why do you carry Sakura in your arms in the second season?
Yue (inebriated): Because her clothes smell soooooooo nice!!
SRin: (Sweet drop heavily)
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SRin: Eriol, why do you have a sun on your staff?
Eriol (wanting to cry): Because my house is too cold, it's better to see a sun!!
SRin: Don't cry my baby; Onee-chan will purchase you an air-conditioner!
(SRin's mind: hey, will he get ill staying alone at home?)
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SRin: Ruby, why did you steal Touya's Popsicle in the second season?
Ruby (thieve like): Shhhh…be quiet!
Touya (Evil): heh heh heh, I still have to get you back for that!!
SRin: I think I said something that I shouldn't have…
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SRin: Clow Reed, why do you wear glasses?
Clow Reed (inebriated): Because the Milky Way is sooooo beautiful! I can't turn my head 360 degrees like an owl, so I have to use the reflection of glasses to look!
SRin (fainting): BAKA! Why don't you turn around?
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SRin: Yue, why do you have to draw circles on the ground?
Yue: To hook Clow Reed.
SRin: Is he that KAKOUII?
Yue: Iie, it's just that he makes other people want to cry. (Looking around)
Clow Reed: Are you searching for Azrael (the King of Terrors) (Smiling like an evil demon)
Result:
Yue was beaten up so badly, SRin is not any better
SRin was found dead the next day with her guts decorating the studio in which this is recorded in as streamers. She has been once again sent to the hospital with Yue and Syaoran. Syaoran has also been sentenced to two months in prison for underage drinking. Clow Reed has been sent to a local asylum and Yukito has been sent to a different asylum far, far away.
Syaoran has also gotten a restraining order against Yukito. Touya has followed Syaoran's example. Sakura got a restraining order against Tomoyo for harassment…
Editor's Note: Because the hospital fees for our host SRin is much higher than profits made, we have decided to close down this program. We hope this will not inconvenience you in any way. If you enjoyed this one, please go to SRin's profile to see other stories she has written.
Worsened by: Yumeniai
(Usually it's beta but as she regularly makes it worse, she is a worse instead.)
AN: so as i said before, this is going to be the last chapter of this fanfic...Yumeniai is just crazy, just ignore her or if you want...kill her.
please review if you like it...i would like feedbacks too if you don't mind the troubles...
. good day mina-san