Chapter 3: A Rant for your Convenience-From FG

Come on, people, let's get some reviews here!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

I swear to God Haku is a girl! Even Naruto thought he was and he was all flirting with him and calling him Sis and stuff! I mean he walks around with his hair down in pink kimonos with flowers on them and he talks and looks like a girl. Even Sasuke stopped and took a second look when he walked by and he's not even attracted to the opposite sex! Not that he knew it wasn't a girl or anything. But the first time he came into the series I was like "That's not a guy you freak, that so sounds like a girl," and then when he took off his mask I was like "Ha it Is a girl!" But then Zabuza starts calling him a boy and stuff so I guess he isn't... but I still want proof!