(Hey Ryuk do I own Naruto)

"Not on your Immortal soul."

(Dam straight other wise it'd be really Fucked up)

"Heheheheh Can I have your apple"

(Only if you tell the fokes I don't own Death Note)

"Fokes He don't own shit. Now give me that apple"

(Hey... Dam it well I don't own Death Note.)

"Inner person/Demon"

"Inside their heads" If they are talking to themselves duh

"Normal speech"

(Author Notes)

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The rest you can figure out.

Sorry for any spelling errors I'm trying to get a spell checker so deal with it for now. Everything should be understandable you don't have to do much guessing. :)

SHORT EPLOGE

Naruto and Sakura have over 20 kids driving most of Konoha crazy. Tsuande ends up marring Jiraiya. In one of her drunked crazed states.

Sasuke ends up falling off the face of the earth (Just kidding) Actually Sasuke finds out Karin is still alive and in a rivalry competetion tries to have as many kids as Naruto and Sakura yet Karin nearly killes him after the 12 and he gave up the quest.

Kakashi went back to his perverted books and even found a hot girlfreind that was obsessed with reading the icha icha series. Like Kakashi she was always late for her jonnin team meetings and though not as skilled as Kakashi with walking around. Now that Konoha is missing a few telephone polls she seems just as good as him.

Shikamaru ends up marring Temari

Ino goes crazy obsesed when Choji finally looses all his fat and becomes hunky in Ino's words.

Hinata gets Kiba.

The world seems a better place... Like that will ever happen the world sucks.

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"Ryuk... You traded for apples again didn't you." Says a evil maniactic voice.

"Yah Light... You know I'm an addict... You think Kamisama is pissed..."

"Hey it was fun wasn't it... I mean I couldn't have had more then back when I was playing kamisama."

"You make a great Shimigami Light... I wonder what L's up too should we go visit him."

(HAHAHAHAHAH MUWAHAHAHAHH I AM EVIL MUWAHAHAHAHHA come now if anyones read Death Note they will find that is extremly funny.)