Rightums! Before we start this damn fanfiction, I want to warn you: MPREG.
Finished? Goooood. Right, not sure what kind of fanfiction this'll turn out to be. Heh.
It's set after the battle at Hyrule Castle and stuff, but for some bizzarre reason, Midna is back! Yaaay!
Ok, enjoy!
"Link…"
The small impish creature gently nudged the young man's side. The man grunted, and swatted away the imp's hand.
"Link, get up!" screeched the little black creature, angrily kicking the man's head.
The young man sprang up from the grassy bank he'd originally been slumbering on.
"Midna?" he groaned. "Couldn't you have waited until the sun was actually up in the sky?!''
The imp giggled.
"Oh, Linky, I just thought that the earlier we get to Hyrule Castle, the earlier I get to go back to the Twilight Realm!"
"Midna, no one asked you to return to Hyrule," muttered Link, kneeling over the riverbank to wash his fair hair.
The little imp giggled again, winking at Link.
"How the heck did you get back, anyway?" he asked, now drying his hair with his soft green tunic.
Midna tapped her head, smirking.
"That's for me to know, and for you to find out! Then again, you'll probably never find out! Heeee!"
Link sighed, and rolled his eyes. He hated it when Midna refused to talk properly. But it was part of her strange charm.
"So, are you gonna ride Epona today, or transform into your wolf form?" asked Midna, stretching in mid air.
Link glanced towards the giant slumbering horse.
"Wolf form."
Midna grinned. She loved turning him into a wolf!
She summoned the little black crystal which Zant, the former King of Twilight, had created.
Link glowed an eerie blue for a few seconds. When the glow had disappeared, Link's human body had gone too.
The large black and silver wolf had already gone trotting towards the large horse that was Epona.
"Epona! Wake up, girl!"
The white-mane horse snorted in its sleep.
"Epona!"
Epona rose her head from the soft green grass.
"Oh, you're in your wolf form," she said, shaking her long mane.
"Good morning to you too," said Link, bearing his white fangs in a grin. "Look, you're getting the day off today. We're only a few days away from Hyrule Castle, so Midna and I will make the last stretch on our own."
"Good," yawned Epona, settling her head down again. "Bye then."
"Hey, don't be so hasty!" said Link, poking the horse between her ears. Epona glared at him.
"What?" she grunted. She was obviously in a bad mood.
"If anything bad happens, go straight to Ordon Village. Ilia will take care of you."
"Fine."
Epona swished her tail into Link's face.
Link grunted goodbye, and padded back towards Midna, who was curiously looking at herself in her reflection of the river's water.
"I swear to you, that horse needs anger management classes…" grumbled Link, sitting beside Midna. "Ready to go?"
Midna was still poking her reflection.
"Midna? How come you're back to being an imp now, anyway?"
Midna glanced up, and giggled.
"What do you think looks more normal? A black and white cat-like creature, or a tall black and white woman?"
"Oh. I get it."
Midna laughed, and plopped herself onto Link's back.
"Right then, Wolfie! We're not far from Lake Lanayru, so how about we try and reach there before nightfall?"
"Uh…"
"As if you have any choice! Hya!"
The imp kicked the wolf's side. Link yelped, and ran like a headless chicken.
Epona, who had been watching them through an opened eye, blinked blankly.
'Boy, am I glad that I don't have to stick around with them!'
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Light poured through the glistening windows, reflecting on the glittering golden throne.
A slender young woman sat upon the throne, gazing out through the window. Her long fair hair was tied in ribbons and wraps, and her crown of beads were shining on her forehead.
One hand was resting on the throne's arm. The other hand was clutching a sword.
Ever since the attack of the Twilight King and Ganon, Princess Zelda had never been the same. She was staring through the window, her eyes glazed over.
"Nara?"
The young waitress jumped when she heard the princess utter her name. It was a rare moment.
"Yes, your Highness?"
"Have there been any sightings of Link and the Twilight Princess?" asked Zelda.
"No, I'm afraid," replied Nara. "But a few days ago, they were said to be on the borders of Hyrule, your Highness."
The young princess nodded. "Yes, they should be in the Lanayru Province by now. Thank you, Nara."
Nara curtsied, before scuttling back to her corner of the room.
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"Oh, for the love of Twili, what now?!"
Midna grunted angrily as Link skidded to a halt. The wolf hastily sniffed the cool air.
"If it's another toilet trip..." warned Midna, glaring at Link.
The sun was setting, and the temperature was already dropping as the night came close.
"Someone's coming," said Link in a low voice. "Hide in my shadow."
The little imp nodded without a question, and vanished below Link. She could now hear the sound of hooves.
'Could it be Epona?' she wondered to herself. She listened for a while longer. 'No, there seems to be at least three.'
Link quickly hid in a clump of long grass.
"Link!" hissed Midna. "Your tail!"
The wolf hastily lowered his tail.
'I always forget about that damn thing!' thought Link to himself.
Both Midna and Link remained silent as the sound of hooves came nearer.
Link dared to peer up from the grass. He almost passed out in relief when he saw what they were.
"Midna, they're only some wild boars."
The imp appeared again on Link's back as he got up again from the damp grass. The boars jumped, startled.
"Uh, Midna…"
"Mm?"
"Wolves eat boars."
"Eww! Don't do it in front of me!"
"No, Midna. I meant that wolves eat boars, so boars hate wolves."
"And your point?"
Link's point was that the largest boar was pawing the ground with its large hoof.
"Midna, that boar weighs three times my weight!!"
"Talk to them! Tell them we're innocent!"
Link turned to the largest boar, who was seemingly the leader.
"We're not here to eat you!"
'Oh real smooth,' thought Midna bitterly.
The leader grunted.
"If you're not here to kill us, then you're here to kill our young!"
The boar roared, and charged towards Link.
"Oh, fu-,"
He attempted to escape, but his tail and paws got tangled in the slippery long grass. He was soon being trampled.
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Midna started to panic.
"Oh, for the love of all that was created by Twili!!"
She was unable to transform into her normal form while in the world of light, but she could still summon energy balls.
"Take this, you dang dirty pigs!"
She hit a boar straight in the head. The blow caused the boar to fall to the ground, dead.
"Reatreat!" roared the leader, leading the remaining boars into the trees.
Midna sighed in relief as the boars disappeared into the darkness.
The moon had risen, casting a white glow on the hills.
Link's battered body lay on the ground. Midna held her breath as she approached him.
He was still breathing, but one of his front legs was twisted in a gruesome position.
Midna looked up wistfully. She could see Lake Lanayru beyond the forest, and the vast waterfall that led up to…
"Zelda's Domain!" said Midna, clicking her fingers in realization.
She'd long lost the power to make long-distance summoning, but if she could just manage the half-mile to Zora's Domain…
Gathering up all her energy, the little imp grabbed the scruff of Link's neck, before vanishing in a black haze.
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A young Zora sat on the edge of the vast pool of water that was his home. He stared at his own reflection; at the shining crown that sat on his head.
"Oh, Mother," he sighed, gazing up to the night sky. "I do wish you were here…"
He sadly got up from the pool, shaking his feet dry, when suddenly, a dark mist appeared.
For a moment, he thought it was his mother, who'd return from the dead.
But it was a little black imp, and a silver wolf…
"Midna! Link!" gasped the young King of Zoras.
Midna looked up, panting.
"R-Ralis," she stuttered, her voice weak. "Link… he's hurt…"
"What about you?" asked King Ralis, worried. Midna shook her head.
"Just… tired," she said bravely, but she collapsed onto the damp ground of the domain.
Ralis scooped her up in his arm and looked around. He could see a couple of his soldiers on the other side of the open-roofed cavern.
"Zoras, come here!" he called, waving his arms. The two soldiers glanced up. They saw Ralis holding a small creature in his arms, and a large wolf unconscious at his feet.
They immediately dived into the water and swam gracefully towards their king.
"Yes, your Highness?" asked one of the Zoras.
"Take the wolf to the Zora doctor," said Ralis urgently. "And take Midna there as well."
If the soldiers had been baffled, they didn't show it. One of them took Midna from Ralis' arms, and the other went to get more soldiers to construct some sort of raft to get to the Zora doctor on the other side of the large pool.
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"Be careful, I think he's waking up…"
"…should we tell him?…"
"…no, no, it'll distress him…"
"…is he moving?..."
"…he's waking up!!"
Link flickered his eyes open. He was still in his wolf form.
His front leg felt very numb. Glancing down, he saw that it was tightly wrapped in bandages.
"Link? Are you awake?"
Link looked up, and saw Ralis, two Zoras, a Zora doctor and Midna staring back at him.
"Wh-what happened?" he asked, sitting up. The Zoras blinked.
"Eh? What'd he say?" asked the bewildered Zoras, who didn't understand Link like Midna did.
Midna quickly summoned the crystal and changed Link into normal form so Link could talk properly.
"Wow that's weird!" exclaimed one of the Zora soldiers, widening his eyes. Midna shrugged.
"Midna, what happened?"
Now that Link was back into human form, his arm was bandaged instead of his front leg.
"Those dirty pigs tried to kill you," said Midna, angrily remembering the moment.
"Pretty lucky you're alive, I'd say!" said the Zora doctor.
Midna was no longer floating around as she usually was. She was sitting on Link's makeshift bed; a pile of straw and leaves. Zoras normally slept in the water, so they didn't have a bed, except for the Royal Family.
"Midna, are you alright?" asked Link, concerned.
"Just a bit weak," admitted Midna. "Shouldn't have used so much of my power on those dang pigs…"
"I'm not letting you leave until both of you can at least walk again," said the doctor sternly.
Ralis was the only one who remained silent.
"Ralis? Are you alright?" asked Link, sitting up in his 'bed'.
Ralis shifted uncomfortably.
"Umm, Link, when you were unconscious, we made a discovery…"
"What… kind of discovery?" asked Link slowly.
"Weeeell…"
"You're a girl!" blurted one of the Zora soldiers. The other soldier punched him.
"Shut up!" hissed the other soldier.
"What?!" said Link, immediately clutching his crotch.
"No, no, not like that!" said Midna quickly. "It's just that, when you transform into a wolf…"
"You're turned into a she-wolf!" said the doctor.
"Holy Ordonian goats!" said Link, his jaw-dropping. "Are you saying that I'm a girl-wolf?!"
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I have a strange mind D:
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