Ninja Chatroom!

Based on the famous anime "Naruto"

A/N: Again, thanks for the reviews! Sorry, I ran out of Kiba plushies.

I do not own Naruto.

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Users

Naruto...ramenfox

Sasuke...revenge

Sakura...Sasuke#1Fan

Ino...BeautifulNinja

Shikamaru...ShikaNinja

Hinata...Hinata

Kiba...DogsKiba

Gaara...Die or else...

Rock Lee...I.Rock.

Kakashi...Kakashi

Gai...Gai

Iruka...Iruka

ramenfox signed on

revenge signed on

ShikaNinja signed on

ramenfox: Yo, my peeps.

revenge: Don't call me that.

ShikaNinja: Or better, don't call anybody that.

ramenfox: ...Jeez, tough crowd.

revenge: Hn...

ramenfox: WILL YOU STOP THAT?!

revenge: You're not the boss of me, Naruto. So: Hn...

ramenfox: Well, call me Mr. Bossy-head-

revenge: Mr. Bossy-head.

ramenfox: ...never mind.

ShikaNinja: Dude, Naruto, you went to detention...again?!

ramenfox: Hey, I'm not talking to you anymore!

ShikaNinja: Guys, I'm serious, I'm not...you know what!

ramenfox: Hey, I'm not the one who's saying "I love" whoever in chatrooms! IN CAPITAL LETTERS, TOO!

ShikaNinja: At least I'm not the one who was jumping on walls in a brand new ninja suit!

ramenfox: I got it from Christmas! So of course I'm supposed to wear it!

revenge: Okay, did I miss something? Naruto, you were jumping on walls? ...in a ninja suit?!

ramenfox: Duh!

ramenfox: I mean, no!

revenge: Okay, seriously, Naruto, first that orange costume and now this?!

ramenfox: It's not a costume, it's something that makes it easier to fight!

revenge: It looks like a pumpkin for ninja's sake! Jeez, Naruto.

ramenfox: No it doesn't! It looks like...an orange! A...very...skinny orange...

revenge: Uh-huh, and my hair really looks like Rock Lee's. Because of you, I don't even have hair! Naruto, you're so dead for that!

ramenfox: Well I'm also bald-

ramenfox: Wait, why is it that in everything you type you say "Naruto"?! Why aren't you calling me dobe?! You aren't gai like Shika are you?!

revenge: No-

Sasuke#1Fan signed on

revenge: I love Sakura, not you!

Sasuke#1Fan: OMG! You do?! I'm so going to your house!

revenge: Wait, I didn't mean i-

Sasuke#1Fan signed off

revenge: Great, now look what you did!

revenge: Why is it that people keep coming to my house like they can go there whenever they want?!

ramenfox: And why do people keep acting like they're the g word?!

ShikaNinja: And why do people keep thinking I'm the g word?!

Pinochio: You guys need a life. I'm serious, I can't stand reading another of this. For I, Pinochio, have a life. Good day, sir!

ramenfox: What the hel?

Pinochio: I said good day, sir!

Pinochio signed off

ShikaNinja: Okay...

revenge: Hmm, that's strange, I'm watching "Pinochio" right now...

ramenfox: Wait a minute...I'm watching it, too! It's on Lifetime!

ShikaNinja: I'm watching it, too...but why is it on Lifetime? And what if it's Pinnochio himself?

Geppetto: Whatcha talkin' about, Willis?

ramenfox: WTF?!

Geppetto signed off

revenge: Now that's freaky...Geppetto appeared on the television screen exactly when that lurker came.

ShikaNinja: Wait a minute, can't you see if someone signed on or off? I didn't see Pinochio or Geppetto sign on.

ramenfox: Maybe they were on the chatroom before us.

Jiminy Cricket: Ya think?!

ramenfox: Okay, we caught you now! Leave this place, and bring your other lurkers, too!

Jiminy Cricket signed off

Blue Fairy signed off

Stromboli signed off

Honest John signed off

ShikaNinja: Who knew there were so many...

revenge: Hn...

revenge: Oh, great, Sakura broke into my house...g2g.

revenge signed off

ramenfox: Oh, and it's 5:00. Time to eat ramen.

ramenfox signed off

ShikaNinja: Ramen? Doesn't he know that's unhealthy?

ShikaNinja: Nope, he's as dumb as a donkey.

ShikaNinja: Jeez, aren't you being a bit mean?

ShikaNinja: No. Now stop talking to me.

ShikaNinja: What are you talking about? I'm you.

ShikaNinja: OMG! I'm talking to myself!

ShikaNinja: Duh.

ShikaNinja: Okay, I'm leaving.

ShikaNinja: Then I have to leave, too.

ShikaNinja: K, come on...I'm going bonkers.

ShikaNinja signed off

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A/N: I don't know where I got the idea of using "Pinochio", but...err, anyways for those who don't know what "Pinochio" is, it's a movie about a puppet who wants to become a human. And Lifetime is a channel for girls. Plus, the random people in this chapter are supposed to be called "lurkers"...uh, yeah, please R/R.