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A/N:Thank you for ALL of the reviews! I love getting them! I am so sorry it took me about a week to update, but it's worth it. School is out of control! Haha. Well, anyways, enjoy this chapter. The dates are next chapter! This is random and HILARIOUS! XD
Just a pinch of nuttiness
Chapter 5
Hotdog
The next few days were terrible.
Why, you may ask? Well, first of all, I couldn't see Edward. We both had to work, and unfortunately, had to go to sleep at night.
But, he did take the time to call me as much as he could. Especially during the day to see if I was all right. Yes, a little overprotective, but not like your parents. It was kind of sexy how he wanted to make sure that I was always safe.
All of a sudden, my phone rang. The special ring tone I had set for Edward started playing. Where was it?
AHA! In the couch. I picked it up within the second ring.
"Hello?" I asked, breathless.
"Hi there, beautiful." Edward replied.
A smile formed on my lips.
A couple of hours later…"Bella?" Edward suddenly asked after we were done laughing over Emmett.
While we were talking, Emmett suddenly screamed in the background. I asked Edward what that was and he said that Emmett had seen a hot dog.
I asked Edward why Emmett screamed over a hot dog. He simply said that when he was younger, a man in a hot dog suit called him "cute" and followed him around the park until Emmett ran away screaming. Any type of hot dog freaks him out from now on.
I had to laugh at that.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Emmett wailed.
"Oh yes it is." I said into the phone, though I'm not sure why. Emmett couldn't hear me.
Edward cleared his throat. I snapped out of my daze.
"Yes?" I replied, sweetly.
"You do know that you are the first girl that I met that I am utterly and completely in love with, you are aware of that, aren't you?" He said, with a semi-serious tone.
I was shocked. Sure, when we said goodnight there was a little "I love you" thing. But we never declared ourselves like this since we were in the meadow.
"Uhm…" I stammered, unsure of what to say.
I still didn't understand why someone as flawless as him would love me.
"What's wrong love?" Edward asked, worried now.
"Nothing." I replied too quickly.
"Bella…" Edward warned.
"Fine. It's just that…" I started.
"Mhm?" he said.
"Idon'tunderstandwhyyoulovemesomuch." I finished, talking very quick. Hopefully he hadn't heard what I said.
He did.
"Bella!" He spoke softly. "You don't understand how amazing you are. You are the single most beautiful thing on this planet. I have never met anyone like you. When I see you smile, I can't help but to be dazzled once again. When I see you, my day becomes so much better. You are my love. You are my soul. You are my life now, and hopefully for much longer. I-love-you." He emphasized each word. I could hear nothing but love in his voice.
Tears were forming in my eyes. I started bawling.
"Edward…" I sniffed.
"What, Bella?" He sounded alarmed, not sure of why I was crying.
"No one has said anything so remarkable to me before. I feel the exact same. When I first saw you, my eyes glazed over. I wasn't sure why, but I loved you right away. It was insane. I thought, how could I fall in love so easily? And then I answered myself. Because. When you see your soul mate, you just know. And I did know. I love you too Edward." I started crying.
Edward was quiet for a moment. I was getting a little worried. Had I said too much?
"That's good to know." He spoke. "Because if I was the only one who loved the other in this relationship, then…awkward." I could almost hear his smile in the phone.
"For sure." I said, and then chuckled. He joined in the laughter.
I sighed happily. Edward's phone conversation's always lightened me up.
I abruptly remembered what Edward said. He said in this relationship… Does that mean we're together?
I had to know.
"Edward?" I asked.
"Yes, love?" He chuckled, amuse by my severe tone.
"This is not a laughing matter." I declared.
"Okay." He said sternly. I could still hear some low chuckles.
"I was just wondering…" I started.
He interrupted.
"Why the sudden soft tone?" He asked, pleased.
"What? I can't change moods?" I snapped, annoyed by his interrupting.
"Sorry." He muttered.
"No, I'm sorry Edward. I didn't mean to snap. I just wanted to ask you something really important." I stated.
"Go ahead." He allowed.
"Well, you said 'in this relationship'." I began.
"Yes, I did." He responded, confused.
"So we are dating?" I inquired.
"Why, of course Bella!" He stated, relieved that the matter wasn't as serious as he thought.
"But you know, we never made it official." I murmured.
"You're right." He answered.
I waited.
"Bella Swan, would you like to be my girlfriend?" He questioned me.
"Why, of course, mister…hey!" I shrieked.
"Ow! You might want to scream farther away from the phone…" He garbled.
I glared through the phone. Even though he couldn't see it, it made me feel better.
"You never told me your last name!" I blurted.
"Oh, you're right! Again." He exclaimed.
I tapped my foot impatiently, and loud. He could hear it and he laughed.
"Well…?" I said.
"My full name is Edward Cullen." He said.
Edward Cullen… He has such a sexy name! I thought.
I was about to squeal. Everything about him was so appealing and perfect…
I had to snap out of it. Having these thoughts already? Kind of promiscuous.
"Bella Swan…" he whispered unconsciously.
"Hm?" I asked, still daydreaming.
"What?" He exclaimed.
"You said my name." I remarked.
"I did? No I didn't…" He murmured something else that I couldn't hear. It sounded like "shit".
"Yes you did." I stated. I was sure of it.
"Oh, Bella!" He suddenly said.
"Yes?" He distracted me.
"I have to go. Jasper just said that the shop doesn't have enough workers. People are out sick or they have the day off. We need to go." He said, sad.
"You have to go?" I whined.
I heard him ask Jasper.
"Jasper says they need all the help they can get. I'm sorry. I'll call you when I'm on break, okay?" He said.
"Okay…" I complained.
"I love you." He said in a cheesy voice. I giggled.
"Love you, too." I said.
"Bye, love." He uttered.
"Bye."
He hung up.
Now what was I supposed to do all day?
-:-
I was still reading this book that I loved, Nightfall, when Alice barged in my room.
"Thanks for knocking." I mumbled.
Alice ignored me. She did that a lot when I got sarcastic…
"Okay, I am FED UP with this day! We all have the day off from work, and what are we doing? NOTHING!" She yelled.
"Whoa, whoa! Why are you screaming at me?" I said.
"You are right." She calmed down. "ROSALIE!" She roared.
Rose came running over.
"What happened?" She looked worried. But once she saw Alice's murderous expression, she quieted and came to sit by me on my bed.
"I say we make a plan. A full-working plan. I got off the phone with Jasper a few hours ago, and I am dying. How are you guys doing?" She raised an eyebrow.
Rose and I both exhaled. We know that she knew we were bored to death, and that we missed our boyfriends.
"So I say we crash their work!" Rose exclaimed.
"That's not a bad idea…" I pondered.
Alice shrieked.
"It's perfect!" Alice yelled.
"Should we get going?" Rose asked.
"Yeah, let's go." I said.
Rose and Alice walked out of my room so I could get changed. I stretched. This would be fun.
As I was putting on my flats, I saw a yellow scarf around one of the coat hooks.
It gave me an idea. When I saw Rose and Al, I decided that this was an amazing idea.
"Hey, girls?" I asked cautiously.
"Yeah?" They responded.
"I was wondering if we could stop by somewhere before we go to their work…" I asked.
"Uhm, sure." Alice said.
"Okay." Rose replied happily.
We were all fidgeting by the door.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" I shrieked.
"Let's go!"
-:-
"It's right around the corner." I assumed.
"Oh! I see it!" Rose said, pointing to the costume shop, Wally's Wacky Costumes.
"Haha!" Alice laughed.
"What's so funny?" I said, amused.
"Ah, Wally. That's such a funny name. WALLY!" She shouted.
"Okay" Rosalie exploded. "That was right in my ear! I swear I'm going to be deaf some day…" She burbled.
Alice shot her a dark glance. "Whatever," She said as she stepped out of the car.
"I'm so excited for this!" Alice squealed.
"And even though it's going to haunt my boyfriend, I am pretty ecstatic too. It's going to be so fun." She smiled darkly.
"It sure is." I said.
"THERE IT IS!" Alice screeched.
"Perfect!" I chuckled evilly.
"Muahahaha!" Alice cackled.
Rose looked at her like she was insane. So did the other people in the store.
"What?" She pouted.
"I'm just not going to say anything…." Rose said, her lips twitching, trying to hide a smile.
Alice slapped hert playfully.
"Kay, ladies. Time to buy this thing and go torture your boyfriend, Rose!" I declared.
"Yeah!" They said in chorus.
-:-
Alice and I decided that since this was my plan and Rose's boyfriend, Rose should wear the costume.
She said that didn't make any sense. We shrugged and put on our bets pouty faces. She caved. We grinned.
I forgot to mention that Edward and the guys owned their own skate/biking shop. They sold so many things, and the profit was amazing. The business is doing really well. However, that day, a lot of the workers were out sick or they had the day off. As the owners and managers, it was their job to come in and sort things out.
Alice and I walked in first. It wasn't too busy right now. I looked at Alice. She winked.
We had perfect timing, because the guys were just heading out for their break.
"Edward!" I screamed as he walked toward us.
When he heard me call his name, his head snapped up and he met my gaze with his piercing green eyes. He just looked into mine.
"Bella." He called softly.
I ran over to him and jumped in his arms. He was surprised but comfortable with my sudden move. He caught me easily.
His eyes were literally sparkling.
"The images in my mind cannot compare to the real thing." He murmured. "You look stunning."
I laughed. Why? Because I was wearing a t-shirt and jeans.
Goes to show you how sweet he really is.
"I missed you so much!" I said.
"I missed you too." He said.
He leaned over and gave me a passionate kiss.
I couldn't describe how amazing this reuniting kiss was. Our lips were moving in sync. His warm and soft lips felt amazing against mine.
"Hey, how about we break up the macking fests here!" Emmett boomed, in his loud and deep voice.He wasn't embarrassed of anything. I blushed a deep scarlet and Edward cursed lowly at Emmett for breaking our kiss. When he glanced at me and saw my blush, we smiled warmly. I grinned shyly back.
Alice and Jasper were doing almost the same thing, except Alice was on the ground. Edward seemed to realize this fact too and let me down gently.
"So, where's my girlfriend?" Emmett asked, alarmed.
"Oh, she'll be here soon enough." Alice grinned, and started laughing maniacally. I joined in.
Edward and Jasper looked at each other and shrugged. They both chuckled.
"We have the most random girls." Jasper joked.
"Luckily, they are beautiful." Edward joked back.
"They sure are." Jasper replied.
This earned both of them a small kiss.
Edward was smug. I giggled.
"How about we go outside?" Alice asked.
"Sure! I know the perfect place to eat, guys, for lunch. There's this little hot dog stand around the corner…" I hid a smile.
Emmett was uncomfortable.
"Uhm…Actually…who would want hamburgers instead?" He stammered. Edward and Jasper chortled.
"Of course Emmett." They said. He shot them a grateful look.
As Edward and I walked hand in hand out the door, Rose jumped up from behind the huge sign in front of the store. Right in front of Emmett.
"AHHHHH!" Emmett screamed like a little girl.
"THE HOT DOG MAN!" He yelled.
Everyone burst into hysterics, including Rosalie in her full hot dog costume, watching Emmett run down the street, flailing his arms and screaming repeatedly:
"HE'S BACK!"
Hah! Hope you all liked this. It was a blast to write! Don't ask me how I got the idea, I have no idea how. But just imagine, the big and mighty Emmett, running away from a hot dog. Ah…hilarious. Please review! PLEASE?!
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