Itachi forced Sasuke to try out for Konoha's musical.
But Sasuke sounded horrible and embarrassed himself...
But then Itachi bribed everyone to love him and Sasuke found out and photo shopped the videos so it was Itachi singing, not him.
And then Sasuke tried to strangle Itachi and found out Itachi snaps pictures of Sasuke in the shower.
And then Itachi found out that Sasuke's having an affair with Deidara, Itachi's girlfriend/boyfriend because of the pictures.
And then there was a huge fight over who takes Sasuke until Lee showed up...
And then Deidara ran off with Lee and Itachi turned emo and instead of cutting his wrists, he cut Sasuke's.
And then Dei raped Lee in the shower and Sasuke barfed all over Itachi for revenge...
And then Itachi went online to find cures for bulimia because of Sasuke.
And then Sasuke was acting weird because he made up a dance that goes with the 'Powchicawowow' song...
Then Itachi did it and Sasuke hid under his bed, and when Itachi went to find him he found Kisame's corpse in Sasuke's closet.
Then Itachi screamed like a little girl and because he was confused, he humiliated Sasuke by dressing up as Michael Jackson, and in public, he kept hitting on Sasuke.
Then Orochimaru showed up trying to rape Itachi and Sasuke got mad so he attacked Itachi, thinking it was really Orochimaru.
Then Sasuke said "STOP!" and when everyone did he said, "NOW SWING THAT SHIT!" and then everyone swung it.
And Itachi didn't swing it so Sasuke forced him to.
Then Itachi got mad and started singing gay bar to Sasuke and Orochimaru.
And Orochimaru liked it so much he dragged Sasuke off and Naruto showed up out of nowhere begging Orochimaru not to take his lover and almost died.
And then Sasuke yelled, "DON'T TAKE ME, BRO!"
So Itachi dragged Sasuke off to a closet and did NC-17 rated things to him... and Sasuke didn't like them.
And then Sasuke left to find Yoshi to freak Itachi out...