Thank you for the help! We should sit on heaters at lunch more often! XP
S.G.-kun, bother me again and I will think twice about buying you a m00fin.
Aly-chan, my awesomely awesome editor, THANK YOU! Without you I'd have no life, and no fans. They're really yours, in heart and soul. +luff, luff+ You may now take some of my Phoenix Down, okay?
Aly-chan:
Itachi stole Sasuke's gravity-defying hair gel (and used it)…
And Sasuke got pissed and added cement to it…
But Itachi dumped the gel on Sasuke's hair and sent Kisame to shave his hair off with his Samehada…
S.G-kun:
Itachi's the older brother- nuff said.
Sasuke wanted to kill his family but Itachi go there first.
Itachi keeps laughing at Sasuke for kissing Naruto.
Hinote-chan:
Hinata stole Itachi, Itachi went willingly, Sasuke got pissed.
Itachi made Sasuke play Barbie dolls with him when they were little.
Itachi read Sasuke's diary.
Meisu-chan:
Itachi stole Sasuke's Oreos.
Itachi told Medic Nins that Sasuke had testicular cancer and they cut his balls off.
Itachi told Sakura to kick Sasuke in the balls and she did.
Kisa-chan:
Itachi put a dead squid in Sasuke's bed.
Itachi slept with Naruto and got genital warts.
Itachi shaved all of Sasuke's body hair off.
Katsune-chan:
Itachi beat Sasuke at ping-pong. (Tia's idea.)
So Sasuke put ping-pong balls in Itachi's eyes, saying they were his /real/ contacts.
Then after Sasuke put the ping-pong balls in Itachi's eyes Itachi went to work for the Akatsuki and everyone laughed at him.
So for revenge Itachi stuffed ping-pong balls down Sasuke's throat.