Theories as to why Sasuke hates Itachi

by i r Kei

Don't give me all the credit. Tia helped. So did Pepper after a while. Review, please. I'd like that. Title says it all.

5. Theories Five

Pepper-chan and Kyashii-san did these. I have no say in it. Trust me. I was too busy filling out a college app... because I'm cool like that.

PROMISE THERE WILL BE MORE!

I luff this series too much to discontinue it.

Read my other works, they're fun too!

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Because Itachi ran off with Sasuke's lucky charms

Because Itachi 'accidentally' burned Sasuke's teddy bear collection at the annual Uchiha family bonfire.

Because Itachi put a video of Sasuke dancing like Tom Cruise on Youtube.

Itachi showed Sasuke's "bath time" baby pictures to Naruto.

And then Sasuke screamed like a little girl because he thought he burned those pictures months ago.

Then Naruto liked what he saw and hugged Sasuke from behind and bit his ear.

Then Itachi got jealous and beat Naruto with a sharpie.

And then Sasuke freaked out and stabbed Itachi with an unbent paper clip for hurting Naruto.

Sasuke hates Itachi because Itachi "burned" Sasuke's favorite CD that was the very last one on the face of the Earth and Sasuke got all mad about it that he through the largest temper-tantrum the world has ever seen.

And then Sasuke stopped hurting Itachi with a plastic spork, but then kept hitting him with a 34-foot pole.

Then Sasuke hit Itachi in the stomach and Itachi froze for a second, then began dancing in a circle singing "Oh Boy, Barney's on Fire"

And then this sort of reminded Sasuke of how Itachi ruined his 4th birthday party when he dressed up as Barney.

And then Kisame came and tried to dance not cleanly with Itachi.

And then Kisame did NC-17 rated things to Itachi, and Sasuke tackled Kisame and started beating the living crud out of him.

Then Kisame turned into fish sticks, which Naruto ate. Then Baki came in and confessed his love for Sasuke.

Sasuke was flattered by Baki, but he claimed his undying love for Naruto and he clung to Naruto, and the NaruSasu fan girls rejoiced while the ItaSasu and ItaNaru fan girls blew to bits.

And Then Kisame leaped from Naruto's stomach, whacking both over the head with the Samehada (or whatever) and tried to drag Sasuke away while Baki flirted with Naruto and Itachi cried.

But then Sasuke showed a documentary to Kisame about how to cook shark, wriggled free of his grasp, and stabbed Baki with a spork.

Then Kisame cried fishy tears as Itachi crept up and painted Naruto's nails red-violet and gave him a hug.

Baki ran away crying.