My Ridicules Hat and Me

By Jester666

AN: Ok I wrote this right after I saw the first episode of Black Blood Brothers. Basically it is about Jirou's hat being blown off by the wind and the chase that ensues. Not that funny at all (well some of you think none of my work is funny) but I think I was triping on some kinda ACID or somethin. Any who- the point is, is that I wrote this and didn't know what to do with it. I thought it got deleted with everything else but wouldn't you know it… I put IT (probably the crapiest piece I've ever written) on my flash drive. Well life's a bitch some times (not just an ordinary bitch either… the kind that you get drunk and take home before you realize that she's a shemale ( this is not known from personal experience… well maybe just a little)) so I figured I'd post it. So I wrote an intro (i.e. this) and then I'm gonna post it.

Cool

Jester666

Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

Jirou was out walking about. The Kowloon Children were defeated and the series was finally over. This as it happened worked out great for the higher ups because some of the characters were considering going on strike. Unfortunately for Jirou he still had about 20 different conventions to go to.

"God I fucking hate it when some American company gets their hands on the rights to my show and then gives me a voice that makes me sound like an old British dude… They did it to L from Death Note as well… God it pisses me off." (AN: Seriously what the fuck is up with that) Jirou said as he walked toward his like 15th damn convention.

"Jesus Christ, I mean they could advertise on youtube, but NOOOO they make me go to fucking Nerd off's to get publicity!" Jirou again grumbled to himself. Jirou continued to walk until something that had never happened in all his anime career happened. His hat blew off.

"You got to be kidding me…" He said walking over to his hat. Another gust of wind hit it, and it blew just out of his reach again.

"Who the hell is writing this? This is like a crappy sitcom from the 40's – 60's era." He said again reluctantly going to his hat. This time as he approached it again the wind picked up even stronger than last time, and blew it up in the air before it landed across the street. Jirou walked over to it, this time being cautious. He slowly crept up on the hat… He jumped. Just before he landed on his hat the wind picked up again. It swept the hat across the street again, this time towards the water.

"Ok FUCK THIS!" Jirou roared and pulled out the katana which had earned him his nickname, Silver Blade (AN: uncreative name alert, uncreative name alert). He then leaped right out of my computer screen and began hacking and slashing at me repeatedly. He is still doing this. (AN: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING JUST SITTING THERE!!!! HELP ME!!! OH MY GOD IT HURTS….bleh)…

AN: Ok well that was craptacular. It's not that I totally hated this work, but well I just don't think it was up to my usual standards. You see the biggest problem is as a writer I can think of a bazillion different funny scenarios… or what I think will be funny. I mean most of you are probably authors yourselves (whether or not your any good) so you'll know that execution of a story is what can make or break it. SO this one was executed pretty well… but had a crapy premise. So I got a few chuckles out of it but…it just didn't work to well. I usually try to surprise myself with the endings. So like the whole killing me thing… I have no idea where that came from. It kinda just happened. Well I hope you didn't totally hate it. Plz don't let this thing stop you from enjoying some of my other pieces.

TY For Listening

Jester666

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