Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King, Death note, or Azumanga Daioh, please R R. Please give credit to Kerrie too.
Shaman Daioh Note
One day Osaka was walking home from school. She stopped suddenly noticing a black note book in the middle of the street, "Oh a note book, now I can use it as a diary." She picked up the note book, flicking through the pages, noticing minor details. She yanks the front page out, with all the writing on. "This can be used as the hamsters bedding, finally!" she thought to herself. She checked her watch. "Teas ready soon." She reminded herself; she carried the strange note book home. "But why does it say death note on the front?"
Light frantically searched his drawers, "Where is it? Where's the death note?" he thought, cursing under his breath. He peered up, "Hey Ryuk, do you have the death note." When there was no answer he looked around and noticed the Shinigami had disappeared. "GREAT!" Light checked his drawers again, "I get back from the Kira investigation unit meeting, and now I can't…" His eyes widened, "I put the death note in my bag," Light grabbed the bag he had dropped by his bedroom door and opened it up, he lowered his head so it was almost in the bag; swore out loud. "What if L has it?"
Osaka arrived home and ran straight upstairs. Her mum shouted, "Do you want some sataandagi?"
"Not thanks mum, I am okay" Osaka replied. She arrived in her bedroom; she then opened the note book and wrote down:
Dear Diary,
Today Chiyo-chan went to buy a polar bear magazine, she loves polar bears, although her pigtails may be controlling her. Then Tomo and Yomi started fighting about them being fat. Sakaki got bit by that cat again, why does she keep trying to stroke it, could this mean she is controlled like Chiyo-chan except form her boobs, could be possible. Write in you tomorrow bye.
She lifts her head and sees a scary creature, glaring at her. "Hello my name is Ryuk." The creature said. Osaka stood up, starting to poke Ryuk.
"Oooohh pretty shiny thing." Poke.
"Stop it are all humans like this?" Poke, poke, poke. "Stop poking me." Poke, poke, poke.
Hao and Opacho are sat down in an abandoned church. Hao is puzzled and staring out of a window. "What's wrong master?" Opacho asks.
"It's just that humans have been dying by this mysterious Kira, instead of me." Hao sighed.
"Master you own the world not him." Opacho replied.
"Yes I know that, but I want to meet Kira. Opacho bring the witches, there investigating power will bring me Kira.