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Disclaimer- I do not own Sky High, but I do own Lily in all of her sarcastic glory!
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Imagine yourself surrounded by people you don't know. Lets say, 10 of them. Not so weird.
Imagine yourself surrounded by people you don't know in a towel. Gets a bit weirder.
Imagine yourself surrounded by people you don't know in a towel, who are convinced they're here for your own good.
Ya, you'd be a bit freaked out huh? Might be thinking about running away very fast in the opposite direction, right?
Well imagine these same people have locked all the doors and have handcuffed you to a chair your sitting on.
In some respects its called an intervention.
In many respects its called hostage taking.
But in order to get to that, I have to go back some.
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I heard some rumaging around downstairs but didn't really pay much attention to it.
"You look just like your mother, her red hair"
I looked in the mirror at myself. I moved her hair around and took some of it by my finger tips staring at it.
"I knew I should have dyed my hair." I comment mostly to my self.
"...and those eyes..."
I pulled down on my bottom eyelid with a finger and stared at my ocean blue eyes.
It was funny, most people said I had my father's eyes. Not like I was really listening, but they had said it so many times, it was hard not to catch.
My hair smelled like...Strawberries. Yum.
I walked down the hallway, dirty clothes in one hand, the other smoothening out my towel.
The stupid weezel and ran across my feet, right when I was about to kick it. I had bumped into someone.
It was Layla.
"Oh sorry! I need you to come downstairs for a second." She grabbed my arm, but I didn't budge.
"Don't pee your pants. Can't it wait? I'm scandely clad." But of course it couldn't.
So she had to attack me with her powers. And I had to fight back. In a towel.
Who gives a flying fuck about not using your powers on the innocent? She doesn't look so innocent throwing vines and shit at me!
Now, when I should have been trying to talk her out of attacking me, and obvious world domination, I ended up...erm, encouraging her.
"What the hell is wrong with you?! You crazy hippie bitch! Go ahead blow up the world, like I could give a shit! But don't act like I'm standing in your way!"
"This is for own good!"
I'm supposed to get my ass kicked by some psycho plant lady? For my own good?
Interesting...
Is anyone else confused?
When I had my guard down she wrapped me up in vines and basically threw me down stairs into a chair. There were several people surrounding me, all I might add, I never seen before.
Well 'cept the Commander...Wait what the hell?
"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked.
"Were here to help you." Commander said with his good guy smile.
"Some how thats really hard to believe." I nodded. "So what kind of sickness am I dying from,Commander that you just had to help me with...and...the...rest...of you." I said looking at the rest of the people in there.
"The sickness of evil." An orange looking boy said.
"Excuse me?" I raised an eybrow.
"Aw Shit, is that why am here?" A leather-clad spoke up looking exasperated.
"Warren," Layla whined. "You gotta be here! Everyone else is!"
He crossed his arms. "If everyone else was jumping off a bridge, would you?"
I spoke up. "Duh? How else are you gonna see them break every bone in their body?"
Everyone looked at me, weird. 'Cept the pyro, he smirked.
"Does anyone have any gum?" I asked casually.
That made the stares grow worse.
"Don't look at me like that! I'm hungry!" I rolled my eyes.
"My mom is cooking something in the kitchen. But first, Mr. Stronghold..." Layla place out her hands as if to introduce him.
"Alright. Now Lily, I know you have been feeling a little different, growing attractions to things and feeling a bit akward around people." He said being down to my heigh on the chair.
"Yea, its called puerty...I learned about it in Sex Ed." I said with narrow eyes. "Warren" started 'coughing' hysterically.
I turned to the Commander. "I think he needs a cough drop."
Commander rolled his eyes and looked at Warren. "You done?"
Warren who was bent over in a 'coughing' fit, got up with a smirked, and the Commander continued.
"Yes, your right, in a way, it is like puberty. Though what your going through is more like what us super-heros call evil puberty."
"Did you just make that up?" He ignored me.
"So in evil puberty-"
I interupted him raising my hand and flickingly it crazily. He looked confused. "y-Yes?"
"Do you grow evil reproductive parts?" I smiled knowingly.
He rolled his eyes again. "No-"
"Well then why is it called evil puberty?"
"I was getting to that-"
"Oh well then go ahead!" Acting like he was dumb.
"Right well-"
"I have to pee." I said quickly.
"Can't you hold it?!" He yelled.
"Do you want me to pee all over this chair?! Layla do you mind?" She sighed and removed the vines.
"Thank you" I whispered exasperated.
I walked away clutching my towel. I looked back at the people staring at me. I made a running start towards the doors.
"Oh no you don't!"The commander yelled.
I Banged against the door. It wouldn't open!
"HELP! I'M BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL FORCED TO LISTEN TO A PYSCHO SUPER HERO TALK ABOUT SEX!" I screamed.