A/N: In the first chapter what I meant when I said I couldn't figure out what that thing was called is that I know it has a specific name but I couldn't remember it.

Disclaimer- see chapter 1

Summery-This story is a happy story with a happy beginning and a happy end. I felt like doing something happy for once.

Your point is?…

Chapter 3-bickering twins

"I 'oughta kill you for trying, and not succeeding might I add, to "kidnap" Troy"

"Oh come on! He attempted to kill me."

"So, you started it."

"Ugh why'd he even have to tell you?" Mumbled Ryan under his breath. The Evans twins were bickering back and forth throughout the ride to school about what Ryan attempted to do to Troy.

Considering Ryan and Troy were still injured, and in cast, they arrive at school early. Since Ryan and Sharpay have to share a car, Sharpay gets to school early too.

After Troy got his books from his locker he met up with the Evans twins. He shot a dirty look at Ryan and kissed Sharpay.

"Hey babe. You still thinking about the toilet falling through the floor?" Asked Troy as he smirked.

"Actually now that you mentioned it, yes." Troy just smiled and chuckled.

"Okay, who the hell thinks about falling through the floor while still on the toilet?!" Shouted Ryan.

"I do, la-duh!" Replied Sharpay.

As the three teens made their way to class, Sharpay stole and threw Ryan's crutches. Leaving him on the floor, Sharpay and Troy sprinted to class.

A few minutes after the first bell, Ryan finally arrived at class.

"How…dare…you…leave me…to die…on the floor!" Gasped an out of breath Ryan.

After he got back up, kids started pouring into the school causing Ryan to lose his balance and fall again. Thanks to Kelsi, she helped him up and he rushed to class.

"If you were dead, you wouldn't be here, now would you?" Exclaimed Sharpay, slightly sarcastically.

"Ya know what? Don't get smart with me missy!"

"I never got dumb with you!" Shouted Sharpay.

(A/N: I came up with that come-back a long time ago, and I like it a lot so I just had to use it.)

In the back round, Ryan could hear Troy ohhh-ing.

"Shut up Bolton!" Screamed Ryan.

"Don't tell him to shut up, you shut up!" Added Sharpay.

"Don't give me a bad attitude girly!"

"How bad? Like your face?"

"Ugh you are so…so…so, naïve!" At that Ryan sat down in his seat and pouted as students finally rushed in to class.

Sharpay took a seat next to Troy but Troy was sitting a seat away from Ryan. Since the other seat was already taken, she had to sit in between her boyfriend and stupid twin.

"Ugly." Whispered Sharpay to Ryan.

"Stupid" Now Ryan played along to his stupid twin's game.

"Moron"

"Jackass"

"Piece of shit"

At that Ryan gasped loudly and continued "Retard" This time they were facing each other.

"Butt licker"

"Cootie queen"

"Shit for brains"

"Bitchy con carne"

"What?!" Sharpay was questioning what he just said considering it made no sense and the fact that that particular word, "Bitch", made her madder then a cat with it's head caught in something. No one calls Sharpay Evans a bitch.

"You heard me!"

"You son of a…" Just then Sharpay flung herself at Ryan causing both of them to go crashing to the floor. Sharpay kicked and punched at Ryan. Troy took joy from this but eventually he pulled the little blonde off of her twin.

"Again with the fighting I see. Sharpay and Ryan, to the office now." Ms. Darbus walked into the classroom just as Troy was pulling Sharpay off of Ryan. "Oh and you too, Mr. Bolton." Troy sighed as he walked towards the door following the Evans twins who were closer to it.

Once the three teens arrived at the office, they were immediately sent to Mr. Matsui's office.

"Sharpay, Ryan, and Troy. My three best students? How could this be?" Cooed the principle as the tree took a seat. "Anybody want to explain? No, well lets start with Sharpay. Sharpay, start us off, what happened?"

"Well, Ryan walked into the classroom and just started yelling at me." At that Sharpay started to act-cry, putting a dramatic effect to the scene.

"Uh huh. Well Ryan, what do you have to say?"

"That is Sooo not how it happened. First of all she stole one of my crutched and threw it then we got into a argument in the classroom then she attacked me!" When he finally finished he took in a deep breath.

"Uh huh. Well, Troy?"

"Um…well…Uhhhh…I…Uhhhh" Troy nervously looked back and forth from Sharpay to Ryan then to Mr. Matsui.

"Well?" they all (except Troy) said waiting for his answer.

Troy took a deep breath and continued "Well if you really want to know, Ryan's telling the truth but I hit Ryan and Sharpay jumped on him out of no where." Troy lied making the story better for both of the twins. For Ryan, because if he told someone that a little blonde girl beat him up he would be the laughing stalk of the school and for Sharpay, if she did all the work, she'd be in a lot more trouble.

"Well I hope you three know that's five day's suspension for all of you?"

All three answers simultaneously and solemnly "Yeah."

"Good well get your things and met me back here so we can inform your parents about this."

As Ryan, Sharpay, and Troy walked to their lockers they thought about what just happened.

"It's all your fault doofus." Exclaimed Sharpay towards Ryan.

"How the hell is it my fault?! You're the one who made me fall and then you attacked me."

"You called me a fucking bitch Ryan! Why the hell wouldn't I attack you?!"

"Yeah dude. And what is a bitchy con carne anyways?" Added Troy

"You guys are losers." At that Ryan crutched (my new word) faster to his locker to get away from them.

"Hey I know lets pants him!" Said Sharpay looking at Troy with excitement in her eyes.

"I dunno. What if we get in more trouble?"

"So what. It'll be fun. We pants him, he tries to pull them back up, he falls, we laugh, it'll be great."

"You can do it. I'm stayin' out of this." Sharpay ran up behind Ryan and pantsed him causing him to do exactly how Sharpay visioned it. Troy couldn't help but laugh.

TBC

Okay so there is the third chappy.

I'm very tired, it friggin twelve' o'clock. I know that early but I've been busy all day so…

Hope you like this chappy.

Pleeze R&R

Much thankies. Oh and that bitchy con carne thing just came to me one day in class and I thought it was funny so I put it in the story!