A/N: most of the time (throughout this chapter) Ryan is talking like on of those evil bad guys from cartoons and what not with

A/N: most of the time (throughout this chapter) Ryan is talking like on of those evil bad guys from cartoons and what not with a little Stewie from family guy as well.

Disclaimer- see chapter 1

Summery-This story is a happy story with a happy beginning and a happy end. I felt like doing something happy for once.

Your point is?…

Chapter 5- the in-genius plan…and many more.

Previously…

"Ha-ha, when Sharpay gets back I'm sure she'll have Bolton with her. Hm hm when they walk through her bedroom door Boom! Bolton will be known as Bolton: the new Spiderman. Or spider idiot at that." Ryan scoffed.

"Ryan, are you talking to your imaginary friend again?"

"No Casey! You know I'm over that." Then He whispered to himself "No, no it's okay. I still believe in you."

Ryan waited about four hours until Sharpay finally got home. He watched her get out of the car slowly followed by…

"Yes!" Shouted Ryan once her saw Troy get out of the car. He quickly ran into his room and pretended to watch T.V. He waited a half an hour more. Where could they be? Ryan quickly ran to a window that looked out on the backyard only to find his sister and her boyfriend playing water tag. All this time they've been chasing each other around with the damn hose?!

"Damn! My plan is going to be ruined if they don't get in here now. Hmm, think, thinks…A ha! I'll just call them inside!" Ryan, once again, said to himself.

"Ryan, you've got to stop talking to yourself." Casey called out from here room that the Evans supplied her with.

"Quiet you! I am an evil genius and soon my plan shall be in full effect! Muhahaha!"

"Whatever crazy." Answered Casey flatly.

Ryan opened the window and shouted to Troy and Sharpay. "Hey! Hey you imbeciles… I mean darling sister of mine and darling boyfriend of my sister come inside. I have a surprise for you too in your room." Ryan said pointing to Sharpay.

"What is it?" Questioned Sharpay.

"If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise. Now would it?" Added Ryan sweetly but sourly inside.

They did as he said. Sharpay walked in the backdoor not even caring about the puddles she's leaving as she walked through the house. Troy, on the other hand, Took off his shirt and pants and grabbed a towel to dry off as he walked to Sharpay's room.

Sharpay stopped Troy before he walked straight into Ryan's little Trap.

"Look down." Whispered Sharpay. Troy looked down. He saw a rope lied out in a circle waiting for someone to step in so it could…Troy looked up. So it could hang them upside down.

"Hey, I've got an idea. How about you pretend to fall for the trap." Sharpay said while entering her room and walking over the rope followed by Troy.

"Good Idea. Because Ryan would, and then he…yes" Troy said, clearly not making sense

"Okay ready? 1…2…3!" On the sound three, Troy let out a semi-manly yell causing Ryan to come rushing into Sharpay's room but actually running straight into his own Trap. Troy and Sharpay uncontrollably started to laugh.

"Hey! Fools, let me down from here at once!" Yelled Ryan.

"Why do you keep talking like that?" Sharpay asked Ryan.

"Because, I am an evil genius. Muhahaha!" Just then, Sharpay threw a shoe at Ryan's head. "Ow! What the hell."

"See, I told you I could make him talk like a normal person again." Sharpay whispered to Troy.

"No you didn't." Replied Troy.

"Yeah well whatever. Lets go finish our game of water tag."

"Cool, I'm down." And with that Troy and Sharpay went back outside to finish their game.

A few minutes later Casey walked by Sharpay's room to go to the bathroom but stopped and stared at Ryan. "Uh, What are you doing?"

"You know just, hanging around. Hehe" Replied Ryan.

"Ok." With that she went on her way.

The next day Sharpay was forced to hand out with her father and Ryan. As they drove in the car, Sharpay pouted and crossed her arms.

"C'mon honey. Can you at least look like you're having fun?" Pleaded Mr. Evans.

"The only fun she has is with Troy." Ryan added.

"Shut up! God you always tell my business." Sharpay shouted while giving Ryan that ice queen look. "You're just jealous 'cause you don't have a girlfriend."

"Shut up." Ryan replied quietly.

"Sharpay, what is Ryan talking about?" Mr. Evans asked sternly.

"Ohh! So I'm not the only one who doesn't speak geek."

"Sharpay."

"What! We don't do anything. Gosh!" Then she whispered to herself "Not that you know of."

"What was that?" Mr. Evans said indicating Sharpay's mumble.

"I said not that I know of." Sharpay stated calmly.

"Liar." For the rest of the day Ryan mumbled to himself about another plan, Sharpay was bored out of her mind and their father was trying to make them happy.

"Dad, give up. The only thing that'll make me happy is killing Troy."

"Huh?" Sharpay and Mr. Evans said in unison.

"Nothing."

"Whatever. And the only thing that could make me happy is Troy." Sharpay said in a love struck type of way.

"Oh yeah. I would know!" Ryan said in that type of way.

"Shut the hell up!" Just then Sharpay punched Ryan in his back.

"Hey don't hit your brother. He's still recovering."

"Dad, he won't recover from brain damage." Sharpay said.

"Do you want to be grounded even more?"

"No."

Finally what seemed like an eternity, the three Evans' arrived home. Sharpay quickly ran to the phone and tried to call Troy but the line was busy. She looked in her mother's room and saw her talking on the phone.

Damn it! Sharpay slowly walked back to her room starting to get undressed so when she reached her room all she has to do is put on her PJ pants and change into her PJ shirt.

When she reached her room she looked up only to find Troy looking over her balcony. Like he was waiting for her or something.

She opened the doors that leaded outside. "Troy? What are you doing here?"

Sharpay startled him, causing him to jump. "I got bored so, I came to see you."

"My big teddy bear." Sharpay and Troy started making out.

"Sharpay where's my…my…oh my!" Ryan said as she saw the two teens basically going at it on the balcony.

Sharpay realized that Ryan was watching them in gross-outness.

"Ryan! What are you…"

"I was going to ask you where you put my shampoo but it looks more like I got front row seats to a animal show."

"Hey. Like I said you're just jealous. It's in your room." Sharpay said with a smirk on her face.

"Your lucky I don't tell on you"

"Tell on me for what?"

"For having Bolton over late. At. Night." Ryan said getting closer to Sharpay's face.

"Where? I don't see Troy anywhere." Sharpay said, like she was playing a game.

"What do you think, I'm dumb? He's right…" When Ryan picked his head up away from Sharpay to point to Troy, he wasn't there. "You win this round, little girl."

"Considering I got more then you'll ever have, I think just my mind is the little girl part." And with that Sharpay kicked Ryan out, slamming the door on his face.

For the rest of the night, Ryan stayed up thinking of a new plan to get rid of Troy…and to get a girlfriend. Finally he gave in and when to bed.

The next day, Ryan decided he wanted to eavesdrop on Sharpay's conversation. He picked up the phone that was in his room and carefully took it of the hook so it would make any noise.

"So whatcha doin sexy?"

"Dancing, watching TV. Being bored"

"Oh. What do you want to do today?"

"IDK what do you want to do today."

"Um spend lots of time in a bedroom."

"Oh, I like your thinking Bolton."

Ryan stood in his room with a grossed-out expression on his face. And hung up the phone.

"Mental pictures. Mental pictures. Ahhh!" Ryan was pacing around his room holding his head. When Sharpay was finally done with her conversation with, obviously, Troy, she went to go see what Ryan was up too.

When she reached his room she saw hi sitting in a corner hugging his knees saying, "Mental pictures".

"What are you doing?" Sharpay said walking towards him.

"Ah! D-d-don't come any closer." Ryan said trying to get further back into his corner even though he was as far back as possible.

"What? Oh no did you see mom and dad again?"

"No. Ah! You made those come back to." At this point Ryan was sobbing uncontrollably.

"Well then what's your deal?"

"You! You and Troy. With the making out last night…and the phone with the talking..."

"Wait! You were listening to me and Troy's conversation? You're lucky I don't kick your ass right now!"

"I couldn't help it."

"I'm just gonna let you sit there. Want to know why? Cause you're not worth the beating."

With that Sharpay left Ryan's room with a smirk on her face. It was time for fun. Sharpay had, once again, another brilliant idea.

TBC

Well? Whatcha think about his chappy? Oh and for you wonderer's Ryan gets really creped out when he sees or mentally pictures on of his family member's naked in any way.

Well R&R, well I guess since you got this far without not reading it, you don't have to read it again, just review. So I guess you should R now

Hehe

-Lauren