Tale No4
Tale 4- Who's the fool on April Fools?
It wasn't much of a bottle… in fact, it wasn't much of a game either, just some whimsical consequence resulted by teenage boredom.
Looking at the plastic excuse for a drinking device Kai reluctantly gave it a spin whilst glaring as deftly as he could at the wide-eyed faces of Tala, Brennan, Ian and Bryan.
'What am I doing?'
Round and round the bottle went, round and round it goes, round and round until it stops, who it chooses no one knows!
'Ugh!'
Not Brennan, not Ian, not Bryan, not Tala, not Brennan, not Ian, not Bryan not-
DAMN!
On that note the bottle decided to choose his red head friend Tala, who was searching from side to side with his eyes and wishing the ground would swallow him whole that second. And why was he feeling so? Well, because it was Bren's turn to pick the dare of course!
"Oh YEAH!"
"Oh noes!" chorused everyone but the bouncing beanie lover.
Just imagine it now… the tortuous things Kuznetsov could do with just one say… oh the endless and infinite possibilities.
You see, earlier that afternoon, Kai and Tala decided to play a few jokes on the unsuspecting Brenku. Afterall, it was APRIL! And since they were unable to prank on April the 1st being out on the mountain training of course, it was today that Tala and Kai would team up and put their monstrous ideas together.
Task 1: Bleach in Bren's shampoo.
Task 2: Grease above his bedroom door.
Task 2 part B: Bren comes screaming out of the bathroom.
Task 3: Dump duck feathers on grease covered Bren.
Task 4: Discreetly plant laxatives in his porridge breakfast.
Task 5: Steal his toilet paper.
Task 6: Leave him on the toilet.
Task 7: Slot toilet paper in 2 hours later juuuust out of reach.
Task 8: Hide his blade.
Task 9: Add hot chilli to his tea.
Task 10: Photocopy his diary.
Task 11: Install gay porn and gay porn website links on his laptop.
Task 12: Steal his clothes.
Task 13: Leave him a bunny suit.
Task 14: Leave his bunny suit with itching powder in it.
Task15: Get it ALL on film.
Task 16: Think of more torture…
Task 17: To be filled with more pranks
Needless to say, this was a success for Tala and Kai, and Bren, ooooh Bren was about to get his revenge.
"RIGHT! TALA AND KAI HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!"
Tala and Kai had seen that gleam before, and it was that insane gleam in Brennan's eyes that made the two think twice about choosing him as their target for next year, and the next, and the next… well you get the point. And thus their regret began.
"I DARE you Kai, to make out with Tala WITH tongue for a full 5 minutes …"
Shock is NOT what you could use to describe what was on the boys' faces right now.
"… aaaand then Kai you have to go through EVERY SINGLE PRANK that you and Tala made me go through, with Tala."
"Oh god what's the forfeit?!" Kai screamed!
"Hmmm, handover the video and lip lock with Tala for 10 minutes…"
"Oh HELL no!!" Tala, horrified already, did not want to kiss Kai more than he already had to.
"Oh yes. If you don't do either one, I'll tell Boris that you were both behind his multicoloured hair dye and mission sabotage…"
"OKAY!"
"WHAT?! Kai, seriously think about this! If you touch me I won't talk to you for a week!"
It was then Kai began to edge closer. Determined, and an eerily predatory look appeared on his face.
"A MONTH!!"
He edged forward…
Tala edged back…
"6 MONTHS!! 6!!"
Closer…
"A FREAKIN YEAR!! I WON'T SPEAK TO YOU FOR A YEAR!!"
And closer…
"I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVE-MMMPH!!"
"Aaaaaaand your time starts nooooooow," came Bren's delighted sing song voice. "Bryan…are you getting this?"
"Oh yeah."
And what was Ian doing? Oh he left a loooooooong time ago. The laughter could not be suppressed. And although he tried to come back with a straight face, time and time again did he have to go out. However, it was useless. One could still hear his cackling through the thick steel concrete walls.
"MMMMMMMMMPH! MMMMPH MMPH MMMPH!!"
"SHUT UP!!"
"Mmmmm…mitch!"
"YOU BASTARD!! YOU BETTER GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!"
"Now now my dear Kai, don't frighten our little visitor... let me carry on with the story."
So as the two were making out and the dollar signs began to form in Bryan's eyes whilst holding the camera up close and personal, Bren seized this brilliant opportunity to dump a graceful load of grease a top the 'unsuspecting' boys' heads.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
"Oh you just seemed to be enjoying that too much so I took the liberty. Hey! I just lessened one of your pranks! Heee heee!"
With that said, Bren, out of thin air, conjured 4 sacks of duck feathers, and while cackling like the mad man he is, proceeded to dump the contents of the sacks over the spluttering boys.
"Keep smooching! Your 5 minutes ain't up yet!! MWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"Bren…. I hate you."
"AAAAW NO YOU DON'T ke ke ke"
"Why did you have to pick that one? WHY?!"
And on that note, Kai fell dramatically back onto his chair, and under the immense pressure, the chair broke.