Well just wait and find out just know that Lemon pudding is evil...and lemons alone...and im not talking about fanfiction...
Well, it had probably been two years since the incident and today, it was going to happen...AGAIN, what you ask? well I'm not gonna tell you cause then I wouldn't have a story now would I?
Yaku woke up in her newly acquired room in the hideout, yes Pein made her a member, why? none of us are exactly sure... he just did, anyway she was the first to wake up and so she went downstairs into the kitchen and got out a bowl of lemon pudding which she set on the counter.
Somewhere on the other side of the counter was a pair of eyes watching her, watching her make the heavenly smelling pancakes, eyeing the chocolate chips on the counter. It snuck around to the edge of the table, still ducked down below eye level, then it darts over to where the chocolate chips are, reaching closer and closer, "I've known you've been here for about five minutes Deidara "Yaku calmly states as the blonde nearly jumps out of his skin." I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't try to steal those, they're for the pancakes. I'm still putting some in the mix" she glances over at him from the stove then back at the skillet, "well I wanted some chocolate chips. un." he whines a bit, "Wait till the pancakes are done and you'll have some" she flips the pancake, and he gives her a childish looking scowl, then lays down on the couch.
As many minutes go by everyone has come into the kitchen, and Deidara got his chocolate chips. But one person stayed on the steps, sitting there eyeing the lemon pudding that was taken out for no apparent reason, "Hey Leader- san... if you don't get pancakes now you go without breakfast, I'm not making anymore" Yaku looked over at him sitting on the steps, while he glared at the large bowl of pudding, she traces the glare and doesn't understand why he has a problem with said pudding. "Umm." she turns to the rest of the akatsuki at the table, "does he have a problem with lemon pudding?" Yaku points back at Pein, but he doesn't notice. All of those at the table stop eating and suddenly look a bit scared, remembering something then they snap back to their senses, "how did there come to be lemon pudding in the hideout?", kisame asked, "I made some last night, why?" Yaku stares at him, "Get rid of it as quick as you can and don't get it near leader-san." he commands, "Is he allergic to it or something?" she questions not moving, "no but you'll find out why if he gets near it and-". There is a loud crash from the edge of the table, as Sasori and Deidara fell, knocking the precariously perched pudding over in the process, oh and they lock into a kiss. "MMMGPH!" Deidara pushes Sasori off himself "SASORI WHAT THE HELL DID YO-", he stops himself and looks confused as to why Sasri is laughing at him, "heheh, you- you're hehehe you're covered in pudding"he says in between small laughs then breaks out into uncontrollable laughter once more. "I JUST WASHED MY HAIR! I BLAME YOU! un." Deidara shouts and then points at Sasori. "I think that's the gayest thing you've ever said" Sasori stops laughing all together then starts again after Kisame makes this remark. A light blush creeps onto Deidara's face and he turns his head in Kisames direction, "Oh yeah? Well you're sholphinuna-fish un." (shawl-fe-new-na fish) he retorts,and Kisame just stares at him, "What the hell is a sholphinuna fish?" Hidan asks the question on Kisame's face. "A shark, dolphin, tuna fish un." Deidara looks at Kisame feeling as if he's won.
"Umm... what is Leader-san doing?" Tobi asks innocently, as Pein looks through the fridge for something, "does it matter?" multiple people reply at the same time. "...TAKE COVER!" Tobi then ducks under the table as something flys past and splats against the wall, "Oh , hell no..." Hidan joins Tobi under the table. "Is that? Cherry jello? un." Deidara asks no one in particular, "DEIDARA HIDE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE" Sasori dives under the nearest chair. "No. un." Deidara gets up and walks toward Pein, and Pein backs up a bit holding a tray of cherry jello, glaring at Deidara. Yaku examines the situations then decides to ask "Are you afraid of lemon pudding, or something?" she looks at Pein questioningly. "Lemon pudding is evil" He replies then keeps staring at Deidara when all of a sudden, globs of cherry jello go flying at Deidara, he falls, hit by the red goo, "I've been hit go on with out me...un." he acts all dramatic and then closes his eyes when he hits the floor. "Drama-king" Yaku says under her breath and then notices that, the rest of the akatsuki (with the exception of Pein of course) was running from the globs of jello being flung towards them.
It had only been a few minutes and the only survivors in the jello splattered room, were Yaku, Itachi, and Konan. They had taken refuge underneath the overturned couch, hardly recognizable through all the red gelatinous blobs. "okay, I have a plan come here", Yaku motions the two towards her and whispers something, "we don't have any lemons" Konan states bluntly, "We could get the lemons in the fridge" Itachi muses. "Then lemons we get." Yaku and the other two walk out from the cover of the couch.
"HEY PEIN!" Pein turns his attention quickly to Itachi, then runs toward him jello in hand. When all of a sudden something jumped on his back, he tried to shake it off but it clung to him (like a gecko hehe geckos) It had its arms around his neck but not to choke him. Suddenly a lemon appeared in front of his face out of nowhere, "RAAAAAAAA!" the thing yelled, then squeezed the lemon in its fist. "AHHHHHHHH! EVIL LEMONS! IT BURNS!" Pein basically screamed (...that would be strange...pein screaming) then fell to his knee's, gritted his teeth and scrunched up the rest of his face in pain. The jello tray fell to the ground, "KONAN NOW!" the blob now identified as Yaku yelled, Konan lunged, skidded on the ground, and snatched the tray as she slid past, then got up and stood next to Itachi.
It was over as fast as it had begun, the room was barely recognizable, cherry jello everywhere, on the walls, on the floor, the fridge, table, tv, chairs, and the numerous scattered akatsuki members laying on the floor, being dramatic idiots. Pein was still on the floor, I mean he got lemon squeezed in his eyes... I'd be down too, when some of the red goop stuck on the ceiling fell down and splatted on his head, "You know... red would be a good color for you... you should dye your hair red" Itachi muses as he looks at the jello compared to Pein's hair, in return Pein just glared back annoyed, as he had regained his eyesight. "No it wouldn't and I think that's quite possibly why we think you're gay." Yaku sighs then looks at Itachi.
WOO! I FINISHED IT...which isnt a big acomplishment...but for me it is cause it's more than 500 words...anyway, I would like to comment this pein,pain,pein,pain,pein,pain,pein,pain ok done with that about the red hair thing..it occerd to me but i think it would look gay...and yeah.. oh and i feel like an idiot cause i just discovered the damn strait line thing