I wuz in ma room cryin cz I wuz depressed cuz im emo. Neway I wuz mad at dat stupid hermon bitch cause she sed she luved malfro wen she dusnt even no him!"!!2
I wuz excite 4 ma date 2nite wiv draco. He neva told me where we wuz gong but I guessed he wuz taking me 4 a picnic unda da stars n den 2 da gravyard 2 make out. I guess me n draxo r just ment 2 b.
Suddenly dere was a nok on da door n I jumped cuz I wuz scared da grim peeper had come 2 get me. Lukily it wuz not. It wuz in fact harry potter!!11!
"yo yo Melissa gurrrl!" he sed tryin' to flash da bling on his fingas (dey wer rings ok?"!) "wat do u want harry?" I asked cuz I wuz getting redy 4 ma date wiv sex god draco.
"I wuz wonderin if ud be mine….i fuckin love u malessa" his eyes filled wiv tears as he sensed dat I wuz gonna reject him.
"NO!" I sed and slammed da door. Wen I opened it again he wuz still dere and wuz cryin. Wen I saw da screming tears falling off his head I felt so bad 4 being nasty so I asked him 2 cum in. he did n den he kissed me n I wuz shokd but I kissed him bak cuz otherwise he wud hav cried more.
"that wuz magical…" Harry said wiv a glowing smile "so ur ma gf now?"
"no Harold no" I denied
"but we kissed n it wuz magical…" I cud hear harrys hart breking in2 pices n I felt lyk a monsta.
"harry.." "NO" he ran away down da stairs n den up da ova stairs 2 da bois dorms. I felt kinda cool cuz I wuz a maneter but at da same tym I felt bad cuz harry wuz upset n I wuz kinda missin da luk of his grillz on his beautiful teth.
Newayz I wuz lukin hot cuz I am half vella n I luk butiful all da fuckin tym. I decided 2 go 2 da commun room n c if giny wuz dere so I cud tell her abot hrary. I walkd down 2 da commun rom n every boi dere starred at me cuz of how hot I am n I went ov 2 giny. "GINY HARRY POTRE KIZZED ME ON DA FACE!"
"OMFG" giny said softly"r u gong out?"
"NO!!11!!" I reasoned
"y nut? U obv lyk him" Giny cried
"no I fukin DON'T I jus felt bad cuz he wuz cryin bein a little bitch"
"well I fink u shud hav six wiv him so he fells betta"
"I dunt want 2 c his peepee!!" I strated crying cuz giny wuz bein so unfair.
"weight a minute…GINY YOU LYK DRACO DUNT U!?3" I scremed in ginys hair.
"n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no" giny stmmerd lyk she had a speech impeedimant.
"o ok den" I sed hppily. But wen I luked out da window I saw giny n malfro having six in da grunds!!