Ten Minutes Later
Hinata: What happened to you, we were worried
Me: walks back to seat mumbles nothing, just give me back my manga so it can go back to my collection
Sakura: You have a collection
Me: Yeah, what do you expect, I also got something else whispers in her ear
Me: I also got some hentai involving you and... Might Gai
Sakura: O.O, knocks out from the shock
Me: Gosh I was just kidding, I would barf if I saw that, jeez
Sasuke: What did you say to Sakura to make her K.O
Me: You don't wanna know, believe me
Naruto: Yeah, what did you say to her
Me: YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH!! YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Naruto: O.O okay, forget I even asked
Me: Good, on with the therapy, are next special guess is for Tenten
Tenten: Hmm, that's weird, wonder who it is
Me: Alright come out...Naked greased up deaf guy
(note: for the people who don't know, he's off Family Guy)
Tenten: What the fuck!! o.o
Naked Greased Up Deaf Guy: Hewwo Amewica, gowd to be bwack
(note: I know I spelled wrong, that's what he sounds like XD)
Tenten: Um, this is Japan, isn't it
Me: WRONG, This is my imagination
Everyone: O.O ...
Me: What, you think I could just magically appear in Japan, talk english yet you understand me, plus, if this wasn't my imagination, wouldn't Sasuke be trying to kill Itachi for his clan
Itachi: Shush whispers in my ear we drugged his drink, he doesn't remember
Sasuke: What, my clan, hey, wait a second.
Me: UM, ON WITH THE NEXT GUESS!! Alright, this one is for you, Sasuke
Sasuke: Wonder who it could be
Me: Welllll, we originally had Orochimaru come for you, but earlier he ran off with his father Michael Jackson, so we have a replacement, come on in, Kabuto
Sasuke: What's that traitor doing here
Kabuto: glares at Sasuke Yooooou, you attempt to steal my precious Orochimaru for me, I saw the shippuuden episodes on veoh, you can't hide!!
grabs Sasuke by shirt
Hinata: Jerry, Jerry!!
Everyone: o.O
Me: Uh, Hinata, that's not like your usual self
Hinata: Fights always get me razzled up, ya damn magical cat, make some popcorn quick
.magical cat: Um, okay
Kabuto: Uh, i'll come back you later Sasuke
Sasuke: Y-yah, sure
Me: wow that was weird, well the next guest is...
Sweeee! There's chapter three. Yep, I have
fun writing this story. Well that's all for now.
Sorry I didn't update in so long, my... my... my
computer broke down! Yeah, it broke down
again.
Computer: You were just readin fanfictions and
spending your none existing life on Gaia. Don't
blame it on me bitch.
Me: OUUU, were a fiesty computer today are we?
Well, do I look like a female dog to you?
Computer: Well actuall you d-
(covers speakers)
Me: SHHHH! Don't say anything! Well we had fun
times, catch you next time, bye.