Chapter 2: Tsunade's Rant And The List
Her Office
As Naruto walked into the pits of hells owner he know that his life was going to came to a short end. As he took a set in the Devil's wife's office he was a dead man walking and was lucky to be breathing.
"Now Naruto…HOW IN HELLS NAME DID U GET ON THAT FLAG POLL IN THE FIRST PLACE!?" she yelled at him at the top of her lungs for the whole world to hear and as she said it the world stopped. Naruto could have sworn that the birds outside had even stopped chirping…he was dead meat.
Naruto thought now would be the perfect time to get back at Sasuke for kissing Sakura and getting her in trouble! "It was Sasuke Uchiha! He put me up there and left me there all day long! It was all Sasuke Uchiha!"
Sasuke and Sakura where listening in on the conversation and when Sasuke hear that Naruto, his best friend, had just rated him out he was going to kill him right after he got out of the devil's wife's office!
"Shizuna! Send in Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno! NOW SHIZUNA!" she yelled at her throw the pager she had in her office.
"Yes Maim!" she replied quickly. "Sasuke and Sakura u can go see she now."
Sasuke and Sakura gulped think it would be there last… and not seeing Naruto come out was a good sing that they where going to be bared net to him! They both walked in and sat down in the two open sets next to Naruto. They where both relived that he was still breathing… for now at least.
"Alright Sasuke Uchiha you have done so much on the first day of high school… I'm going to kill you before this year is over and if you somehow survive the 4 years you're going to be here then god bless but if not I'll send your funeral cards out for you." she said smiling right at him. "Now Sasuke you have put Naruto on the flag poll and you where caught having sex with Sakura in class…WHAT THE HELL WHERE YOU THINK WHEN YOU WHERE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX IN MY SCHOOL IN MY CLASS?!" she yelled loud, if that even possible, then she yelled at Naruto!
"NO ANSWER! I SEE HOW IT IS UCHIHA JUST LIKE ITACHI RIGHT! THAT'S IT YOU'RE OUT OF MY SCHOOL UCHIHA!"
"It-it an acsident Ms. Tsunade… he didn't mean anything by it! I promise!" Sakura said about to cry. She took a quick look at Sasuke and hoped that Tsunade would not ecspell Sasuke for this.
"Is that so Sakura then explain how this happened." She was talking much nicer to Sakura because she was about to cry but was trying to hold it in front of Sasuke.
"I was look at Naruto get raped by the flag. I was on top of Sasuke's desk so I could see it better… but I guess that something was there that shouldn't have been and I'm sorry for that and when I finally realized what Sasuke was blushing about I covered myself and Ino pushed me into Sasuke and that's when the teacher walked in! I'm so sorry! I'm sorry Sasuke and Mr. Tsunade!" Sakura said as her tears started to roll down her face and hit her hands.
Sasuke saw how hard Sakura was trying to hold it in and when she finally let it how hard she must have tryied. Sakura grabbed Sasuke and held him as she cried. Sasuke thought it would have been roud to push her off like some asshole… so he let her cry on his shoulder.
"And how did the poll thing happen Naruto?" Tsunade asked with a big grin on her face
"I said something to piss Sasuke off an he ptu me on flag poll and THAT DAMN FLAG WAS ASS RAPING ME THE WHOLE DAMN DAY!! UNTIL MY UNDERWAER RIPPED NAD I FEEL DOWN AND THAT'S WHEN YOU FOUND ME!" Naruto yelled at her.
Sakura was still crying but not as hard as she was a little while age.
"So Sasuke… is all of this true?" Tsunade asked with this serous look on her face.
"Yes Ms. Tsunade" he said not even looking at her evil glare all he was looking at was Sakura crying on his shoulder.
"Alright then you all are free to go just don't let any of this happen again… now LEAVE MY OFFICE!"
"YES MS. TSUNADE!" They all said as they all left the room.
The List Day
The morning was like any other morning for them… well beyond the first day of school. Everyone was heading for home room class when the second year sophomore remember what to day was last year buy wouldn't tell anyone of the freshmen. With the strange behavior of the sophomore the freshmen know that A the teacher where going to go crazy to day or B try out list are going to be posted to day.
As all the students took there seats in home room as the teacher walked in.
"Alright everybody! To day is try out list day so make good chooses and choose something youthful!" Mr. Guy told all of his class and has he did normal rotten of dancing and doing strange poses as he talked.
Everybody in one flock run towards the lists on the board! There was pushing and shoving to get to the list. As Mr. Guy thought to himself how wonderful that all these youthful children want to join a youth group of youth students!
"LET ME INBITCHES!" Ino yelled as she shoved everyone out of the way of her. "HA HA SAKURA I'M FRIST ON THE LIST TO BE IN THE SASUKE CLUB!"
"I don't care Ino-PIG! I'm joining that club! I'm joining the boxers and the volley ball club and art club so u can suck it Ino-PIG!" Sakura yelled back at Ino as she showed off that she was using Sasuke's arm to hold herself up in side the huge crowd of students.
"BITCH!" Ino yelled at her as loud as she could to where Mr. Guy wouldn't hear her.
Sasuke looked over at Sakura who was holding on to his arm tight. He was wondering what she was doing holding on to him for but he didn't have time make her let go or figure it out. He only had time sign up for the sport he wanted to join. Sasuke put his name down underneath the kendo club, rugby, basketball, and soccer.
Naruto but his name underneath everything Sasuke did. As Sasuke signed his name he saw Naruto signing up next to him and even in soccer! Of which Naruto has never been good at he could never beat a dieing monkey at! He is that bad at soccer! But he singed up anyway.
"ALL RIGHT EVERYONE! TIME FOR SOME LEARNING! TAKE YOUR SEAT EVERYONE!" Mr. Guy yelled at everyone and everyone did just that.
Sakura turned around and looked at Hinata's drawing.
"WOW! This is really good Hinata! You are joining the art club again?" Sakura asked still looking at the picture.
"Yeah! I just can't stop drawling! Are you going to join this year Sakura?" Hinata said with a big smile on her face.
"Yep! I can't wait! I've never been in an art club before because I was never really all that good at art…but I think I've gotten better!" Sakura said still looking at Hinata's picture.
"Hey Sakura can I see some of your drawling?" Hinata asked curiously.
"Sure Hinata!" she answer as she pulled out her drawling pad and handed it to Hinata. "Sorry if there are really bad…but I'm not that good."
Hinata looked at all of Sakura's drawings and was surpised to see that she was really good, I mean really good. Her drawings where better then Hinata's and her's where better then most of the seniors in there school. "Sakura these are great! You'll do fine in that art club!" Hinata said smiling big.
"Thanks Hinata! I can't wait for the first meting!" she said smiling and they both agreed about the meting and started to laugh.
Naruto hear the girls laughing and went to go see what was up. He grabbed Sasuke's arm and pulled him over there with him.
"Let go of me loser!"
"No way Sasuke! We need to know what's so funny!"
"Can't you find that out on your own! Without dragging me along!"
"Yeah but that's not as fun…so I'll drag you!"
"He-Hey Naur-Naruot" Hinata said shyly in a whisper tone of voice.
"Hey Hinata, Sakura!" Naruto said smiling and pulling Sasuke around.
"Hey Naruto…why did you drag Sasuke with you?" Sakura asked curiously.
"Because he's an asshole and as an asshole he needed to be bugged by me!" Naruto answered with a huge grin on his face.
"LET GO OF MR DUMBASS!" Sasuke yelled at Naruto.
"NO ASSHOLE!" Naruto insisted.
"Naruto just let him go! We don't need another flag poll day now do we?" Sakura sculled.
"NO! Fine I'll let go of Sasuke" he said as let go of Sasuke.
"Dumbass" Sasuke said under his breath.
"WHAT DIE YOU SAY SASUKE?!" Naruto yelled right at Sasuke's face.
Naruto pulled something out of his pocket to give him the upper hand in the fight with Sasuke. The object was shiny and looked like brass knuckles form Sakura and Hinata's view.
"SHIT…Hinata you grab Naruto and I'll get Sasuke. Got it!" Sakura ordered Hinata.
"Ye-Yes Sakura" she replied in a whisper voice.
Sakura got up out of her set quickly because she knew that the two of then where going get into a fist fight! Hinata hopped up right after Sakura. Sakura run behind Sasuke who was about to throw a punch at Naruto and grabbed Sasuke's arms in a kind of sidewas hug, this way he couldn't hit Naruto with the punch he was going to throw. Hinata grabbed Naruto as he was throwing a punch at Sasuke, but Hinata grabbed Naruto to late because his punch was at a detract cursor for someone on Sasuke's side!
"AAAAWWWW!!" Sakura cried out.
Everyone in the class couldn't believe what the saw! They all saw Sakura on the ground knocked out cold with blood spilt on the ground surrounding her and Naruto with his hand shaped in a fist with blood dripping off his it.
"NARUTO YOU ASSHOLE! YOU HIT A GIRL! NOT JUST A GIRL BUT YOU HIT SAKURA!" Sasuke yelled at him.
Naruto couldn't say anything. He was just standing there frozen in time. Hinata was in shock that Naruto missed Sasuke and hit Sakura with all he had. Naruto felt something wet flowing down his face… he was crying. Sasuke got down on the ground next to Sakura to see if she was okay. Everyone in the class had their eyes popped out of their heads and there mouths hitting the floor.
Mr. Guys come running over to see id Sakura was okay and to know what the hell just happened!
"Is-Is she al-alright?" Hinata asked Mr. Guy as got down next to Sakura. Hianta was trying not to cry because Sakura was Hinata's best friend and she couldn't believe that the guys she liked hit her best friend.
"She'll be fine but you Naruto Uzumaki… you're DEAD MEAT! GO TO THE OFFICE RIGHT NOW!" Mr. Guy yelled at the top his lungs. "And Sasuke you take Sakura to the office and you go to her office as well as Naruto! Got it you two!"
They both shuck their heads and walked to the office. They never said one word to each other while they where walking down to the office. Sasuke was holding Sakura in his arms and was trying his hardest not to kick Naruto ass out a window and watch him get hit be a car going 150mp! Naruto was trying to stop crying… I mean he didn't mean to hit Sakura it was an accident and he felf like such an asshole for hitting her that hard.
They finally reached the office and the office people couldn't believe what they saw with there own eyes, Sasuke holding Sakura in his arms and Naruto crying and his hand dripping with small droplets of blood.