Story: Am i losing my mind?
Rating: M
Summary: Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida
Warning: This story is Yaoi, if you don't like yaoi please read another story.
Disclaimer: I only own the story line, i own nothing else!
Hidan hummed as he made his way down the dirt path. The kitten was quiet. Hidan leaned over and looked at it, to make sure it wasn't dead. When he saw that it was asleep he smiled. He really did love this little guy. He wanted to name it, but he wasn't sure what to name it. He sighed lightly and looked around.
Trees towered over them. He looked up at the beutiful shades of green. He did like being on the road, only when it wasn't night though. He hated being outside while it was night. But, that was mostly because he couldn't see properly on the dark, and that means he couldn't see what beautiful things were around him, and he loved looking at beautiful things.
He yawned and looked down at the kitten's cage. He really had to name it soon, he couldn't just keep on calling it 'kitten'. Hidan bit his bottom lip. He never had to chose a name for something before, so this was a little hard. Hidan scratched his head and looked around, trying to get some inspiration or something like that.
Nothing came. He couldn't think of a single thing. He let out a sigh and looked down at the kitten again. It was still sleeping. Hidan smiled. This might sound stupid, but he found the perfect name for the little guy 'neko'.
Yes, that's what he named it. The most stupidest (and blut) name in the world.
Hidan smiled at the name he had given the little kitten, or now known as Neko. Hidan stopped and put down the cage. Neko opened his eyes slightly and looked around. Neko at the moment was slightly confused.
Hidan's face appeared in front of the cage. Neko blinked. Hidan smiled and opened the little door. He reached in and picked up the little guy. Neko stared at him, his green eyes wide and wondering what Hidan was going to do next.
Hidan pet Neko's head and nuzzled his nose into Neko's forehead. Neko let out a little purr. Hidan smiled and pet him again. "We have a little more ways to go Neko-kun." Hidan said. Neko's ears twitched and he lifted his head and looked up at Hidan.
Hidan smiled down and kissed the tip of Neko's nose. Neko blinked awkwardly. Hidan smiled again and pet Neko again. Then put Neko back in the cage.
Hidan closed the little door and picked up the cage. Hidan started to hum as he started walking again. Neko watched through the little door. This place was so interesting, well it was the same place, but, it just felt different because he was a cat.
Kakuzu didn't like his new name. No. He hated his new name. He wished his partner wasn't a idoit, but, that would be impossible. Kakuzu let out a sigh. He nuzzled his head into Hidan's Akatsuki cloak. It smelled like Hidan.
Hidan smelled like a mixture of lavender, and blood. Which actually smelt nice together for some reason. Kakuzu loved the smell for some reason. He just loved it. Kakuzu closed his eyes and meowed. He listened to Hidan hum.
Kakuzu loved the sound of Hidan's voice. It was soothing for some reason. Kakuzu opened his eyes and laid down and curled up in a ball. He purred lightly. He didn't expect being a kitten to be this nice, after all, he was treated better by Hidan, and well, everyone else.
Hidan stopped again, and put his cage down on the ground. Hidan went and opened the cage door and took Kakuzu out. Kakuzu let out a little purr. Hidan giggled, yes, you heard that right, he giggled. Kakuzu looked up into Hidan's lavander eyes and purred.
Hidan had that stupid smile on his face. Kakuzu meow and nuzzled his head into Hidan's cheek.
Kakuzu's eyes closed and he purred again. Hidan closed his eyes and laid down. Kakuzu went and laid down in the middle of his chest and curled up into a ball and closed his eyes. For a couple of minutes Kakuzu just kept his eyes closed and listened to Hidan's breath.
Soon, they were interrupted, as a branch broke off from a nearby tree, making Hidan and Kakuzu wake up at the same time. The two looked around. Kakuzu's ear scanned around. No sound. There was someone out there. He knew it. But, he wasn't sure if Hidan knew it.
Hidan was still looking around. Kakuzu heard another noise and jumped to his feet. He started to hiss, making Hidan looked where he was hissing at. Yes, Kakuzu was right, someone was there. It looked like a Mist village nin, but he wasn't sure.
Kakuzu watched as Hidan got up and grabbed his scythe. Hidan gave a smirk. "Now, now, who the fuck do we have here?" Hidan asked. The mist nin seemed to snort almost. Hidan's smile got bigger. The mist nin jumped closer and threw a kunai.
Hidan twirled around (looking a lot like a ballerina), and dodged it. He jumped fore ward and swung his Scythe out. The mist nin got hit slightly on the right arm, but it didn't do much damage. The mist nin smiled and took the chance to throw another kunai.
Kakuzu jumped up and caught it in his mouth, before it could get to Hidan. The mist nin frowned, and didn't even notice Hidan right behind him. In a moment, the mist nin was in half. So much for that guy. Hidan smiled to himself. Kakuzu, being a kitten at the moment, let out a little meow of happiness.
Hidan walked over to him and put his back in his cage, and the two set off again. The just had a little ways to go now.
Sasori let out a smirk as he walked into his room. Deidara, who happened to be his room mate, looked up at him and narrowed his eye. "What have you done Danna, un?" Deidara asked. Sasori smirked again. Deidara shivered.
Sasori went over and sat down on his bed, looking over, across the room, at Deidara.
"Well, you see. I HELPED Kakuzu and Hidan with their little 'problem'. They should be a little bit more friendlier now..." Sasori said. Deidara's eye narrowed a little more, then he leaned back and sighed. "And, I'm guessing you blamed whatever you did on Tobi, un." Deidara said.
Sasori nodded. "You bet. Who else is stupid enough to do something that retarded?" Sasori said. Deidara's eye brow rose. "What do you mean by that, un? What did you DO, un?" Deidara asked, now getting curious on what was going on.
Sasori leaned back and laid down. His head rested on his pillow. His eyes were open and he was staring up at the roof. "Well, i put some potion in Kakuzu's heart Medicene." Sasori said. Deidara nodded. "Okay, un. That doesn't sound so bad...so...what does it do, un?" Deidara asked, his blue eye sparkily with thought.
Sasori closed his eyes now. "Well... it turns the person into a kitten." Sasori said. Deidara chuckled. "Wow, un. So... Kakuzu's a kitten right now, un?" Deidara asked. Sasori nodded. Sasori's lips curled into a smile. "I bet Hidan doesn't even know." Sasori said.
Both crazed Akatsuki members laughed.
Hidan sighed and he made his way down the path. He wasn't that far away now. Neko was asleep in the cage Hidan had bought for him, and everything was going fine. Hidan whistled as he made his way down the road.
The village was now coming into view. The tops of the buildings were all brown. They all seemed to look the same. Hidan was a little annoyed about the ugly colors. The people around him seemed to be happy. He looked around the village.
It was small, but it was nice.
The people in the village were all wearing Kimonos and Yukatas. It was all a old style japanese. Hidan kind of liked it. It made the village seem a little bit more like home for some reason. Hidan smiled to himself and closed his eyes. It was so nice here. He loved it.
Hidan put down the cage near a bench and sat down. He opened the cage door and watched as Neko shook his head and walked out. Neko looked around for a moment, then turned around and sat down, his ears pricked and looking out for anything that might be coming there way.
Neko finally jumped up on the bench and padded over to Hidan. He cuddled up against Hidan's side and closed his eyes. Hidan pet his head lightly. Hidan's lips curled into a smirk. He loved this little guy. Hidan pet him again.
Neko's green eyes opened again and he moved up onto Hidan's lap. Hidan pet Neko's head again. Neko let out a little meow and cuddled up to him again. Hidan sighed and leaned back. Neko looked up and meow at him.
Neko's claws dug into Hidan's skin. Hidan smiled and pet the kitten again. Hidan's eyes closed and he started to snore lightly. This village was so calming. He really liked it. Neko looked up and retracted his claws.
Neko closed his eyes and let out a little mew. Neko's breath soon calmed down and he started to sleep, he kept his ears pricked, just in case. He wasn't in the mood to meet another Nin who wanted to kill them, but then again. He would be fine, it'd just be Hidan who gets hurt.
But... for some reason it would be wrong for him to do something like that. Neko just wanted to stay by Hidan. Hidan seemed to be fine with that. Neko knew that if he changed back into his human form Hidan would never love him like he loves him now... this was all a very confusing mess.
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Hidan opened his mouth and yawned. He opened his eyes and looked around. It was now getting closer to night. The sun was just setting. Great, they must have lost about 4 hours while they were sleeping. Hidan looked down at Neko, who was currently on his lap, sleeping.
Hidan rolled his eyes. It was beautiful here. He might return one day... Hidan scooped up Neko, without waking the little guy up, and put him in the cage. He closed the cage door and picked up the cage. He made his way through the village.
On his way out of the village, he stopped and asked what village this was. It was called the yuri village. Yuri as in 'Lily'. So, the name of the village was the lily village. It was a nice name. Hidan made his way out of the village and continued down the road.
Today was a very slow one, not much happened, but Hidan felt something interesting was happening, but he wasn't sure what it was. Maybe something bad was going to happen?? Or maybe something good??
Well, Hidan wasn't sure. But, Neko, or Kakuzu, sure does know. After all, what was going to happen after Hidan finds out that Neko was really Kakuzu? Neko, or course, was interested in seeing what Hidan was going to feed him, since the idiot hasn't fed him one sigle thing yet!
Note from the author: Sorry i didn't get this chapter out quicker. I was watching 'Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei' and i got a little carried away... sorry! Anyways, i suggest you watch 'Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei' it has a little bit of weird stuff in it, but it's very funny! XD