Story: Am i losing my mind?
Rating: M
Summary: Hidan is always waiting for Kakuzu. One day he finds a little kitten and decides to keep it. But, for some reason Kakuzu's missing. KakuHida
Warning: This story is Yaoi, if you don't like yaoi please read another story.
Disclaimer: I only own the story line, i own nothing else!
Kakuzu woke up the next morning. It was quiet and everything was normal. Well, he was still a cat. Hidan woke up and rubbed his eyes. He leaned over and looked around. Hidan had fallen asleep a little earlier then he wanted to, but it didn't matter to him.
Neko seemed to be okay... and normal. It made him happy. Hidan pet Neko on the head and picked his up. They cuddled for a moment and then he put Neko down onto the ground.
Hidan had fallen asleep on the side of a road. It was quiet all night. He was very close to another village, but, he wasn't sure what village it was. He knew that he was getting closer to the Akatsuki base. It had been a nice little trip, and he knew that when he got back Kakuzu would yell at him.
At the moment it didn't matter to him.
Hidan sighed. He hated it when Kakuzu yelled at him. It was annoying, and it bothered him a little bit. But, the most saddening thing right now was that he knew that he was going to have to get rid of Neko. Of course Kakuzu wouldn't let him keep the little guy. After all, Neko would just waste all of his money.
Hidan looked down at the cage Neko was in at the moment. He had put him back in it a moment ago. He felt sad that he wouldn't be able to have the little guy anymore. Hidan closed his purple eyes and sighed.
He would have to get rid of Neko soon, so he might as well do it in the next village. He'll just let him run around in the roads and then Hidan will make a run for it and Neko will be able to live in the town forever. Yes, that would be the perfect life for Neko.
Hidan let out a sigh. He knew that he was going to give away Neko. He would never see the little guy again. It was very, very sad. Hidan could almost cry. He shook his head. Men weren't supposed to cry, they just didn't. It wasn't possible.
Hidan bit his lower lip and he watched as he got closer and closer to the town. That was were he was going to let Neko go. Yes. Soon, he would have to leave the little guy... forever.
Hidan's eyes started to tear up again and he felt tears start to slid down his face. His bit his lower lip to keep from sobbing. He accidentally bit his lip to hard and blood started to trickle down his chin.
Neko's nose twitched as he smelled the stench of blood. His eyes opened and he looked around. They got closer to the village, but all he could smell was blood. He didn't like ti one bit. He let out a meow. He brushed up against on of the sides of the cage.
Hidan wiped the blood off his chin as he heard a meow. He put the cage down on the ground and wiped the tears away. He opened the cage and watched as the little brown puff ball of a kitten walked out and turned to him. Neko's eyes twitched as he looked up at Hidan.
Hidan's face was pink around his eyes. It did look like he was crying really badly. Neko felt bad. Neko let out a little meow and brushed up against his leg and meowed again. Hidan let out a little chuckle and pet Neko's head. He picked up Neko and kept him under his arm. He left the cage behind, along with his Akatsuki cloak.
He didn't care about it at the moment. Neko and Hidan were both silent as they got closer and closer to the town, soon, they were inside the town. Neko let out a little meow and looked up at Hidan. Hidan was silent. He put Neko down on the bench and leaned down.
"Now. You stay here, Neko. I'll be back a little later..." Hidan said. He mumbled the last part. Neko let out a little meow. Hidan let out a little smile and pet Neko on the head. Neko seemed to smile. Hidan closed his eyes as he felt tears coming on again. Hidan turned around and stood up. He straightened himself out and started to walk away from the bench Neko was on.
Soon, Hidan was halfway across town. Hidan jumped up and soon he was going very fast. The faster he went, the closer he got to the Akatsuki base. Hidan broke out in tears as he thought of Neko just waiting there on the bench for him to come back. It was sad.
Kakuzu laid down on the bench he let out a little sigh. It was quiet. Kakuzu let out a sigh. He closed his eyes and just listened to his own heartbeat. It was sad out here. He didn't like being alone, but he was. He was alone, and he hated it. He just wanted to be back with Hidan.
Kakuzu had hated to admit it, but he LOVED being around Hidan. It was just... nice. He liked it, it just made it feel right. Kakuzu let out a little kitten sigh. He was getting bored. Where was Hidan? He had been waiting for about 10 minutes now.c
It was silent. Then all of a suddenly he heard a bird chirping. He looked up at the bird and his eyes narrowed. He slowly got up on his paws and pounced, but missed. He only managed to hit right where the bird was, but right as he had jumped the bird had already started to take off.
Kakuzu clung to the little branch.
POOF!
"What the heck!?" Kakuzu screamed. He was clinging to a little branch, in his human form. He was naked, and at the moment, he wasn't very happy. He dove into the nearest bush and made sure he was hidden. He watched as some people walked by.
Kakuzu's eyes traced over all the males that passed. None of them had the clothing size that he had. Kakuzu let out a sigh. There was no way he was going to walk into the middle of town naked. He just wouldn't. Men were just like that.
Kakuzu's eye went over to the path Hidan and him had just walked from. He had just remembered that Hidan had left his Akatsuki cloak back there. BINGO! That's what he could where until he could get some clothes. He didn't care if people could see his face with out his mask right now or not.
Kakuzu preformed a ninjutsu, which made him invisible for one minute only, and walked out of the bush and ran to the cage as fast as he could go. He really didn't want to be seen with out any clothes on. That would be embarrassing.
Kakuzu made it to the cage and grabbed the cloak out. The jutsu had gone away now and he was naked. He put on the cloak quickly, but he had to wear it like Hidan does, and well, that was because Hidan had ripped off most of the Akatsuki cloak's buttons.
Now you could see Kakuzu's bare chest and well... it looked hot.
Kakuzu didn't really care now. He could just go home and pretend it never happened. Yes, that's what he would do. Kakuzu soon was running towards the town again. He walked into the nearest shop and bout some clothes, with some money he had pick-pocketed from some one who had walked by.
What? Did you really expect him to spend his own money?
And if you did, do you even know who Kakuzu is?
Anyways. Kakuzu walked out of the store and made his way out of town. He slipped on the clothes he had just bought and made his way towards the Akatsuki base. He wasn't sure what was going to happen when he got back, but he had a sick feeling in the pit of him stomach.
Sasori and Deidara sat in the middle of the little living room that the Akatsuki shared. The door opened and Hidan stepped in. His eyes were damp and around his eyeswere red, not pink, but red. It looked like he had been bawling.
Sasori and Deidara stared at him. "What's up, un?" Deidara asked. Hidan closed his eyes. "I don't want to talk about it right now." Hidan stated. He turned slightly and made his way to his room. Deidara turned and glanced at Sasori. "So, un. What's gonna make Hidan and Kakuzu better? huh? un. This is horrible! Look at him, un!!" Deidara stated.
The bomber turned around and walked out of the room leaving the puppet master alone on the living room. Sasori let out a sigh. Soon, Sasori's lip curled into a smile. "You'll see when Kakuzu gets back... you'll see..." Sasori mumbled.
Hidan closed the door of him room. Hidan hit his head against the door. Hidan continued to do that. He spun around and walked into the middle of the room. He laid down on the ground and grabbed his scythe. He stabbed himself many times and started to scream. He hated this.
He hated being with out that stupid little kitten, he just felt alone.
Hidan continued to stab himself. He screamed and screamed and screamed. Soon, he was silent. Everything was silent. Hidan bowed his head and gave a little prayer to Jashin-Sama and closed his eyes. Hidan's breath went slower and he felt himself getting calmer.
Hidan's chest bobbed up and down. He hoped that Kakuzu wouldn't yell at him. He just didn't feel like getting yelled at right now. He just felt... empty.
Sasori sat in the living room as the door opened and Kakuzu walked in wearing Hidan's Akatsuki cloak. Kakuzu took off the Akatsuki cloak and put it up on the coat rack and sat down beside Sasori. Kakuzu just sat there. He didn't say anything.
Then Kakuzu's mouth opened. "So, why did you put that stuff in my heart medicine?" Kakuzu asked. Sasori's breath hitched. "Oh, and you didn't have a good time with Hidan? I mean come on. You must have liked it." Sasori said. Kakuzu's hand clenched up into a fist.
Kakuzu closed his eyes. "Whatever. Bye." Kakuzu said. Kakuzu got up and walked out of the living room. He made his way to his room and laid down on his bed. He hated it here. It was quiet. He hated it. He wanted to be with Hidan. He wanted to be with the man he loved, but now he couldn't.
He knew that Hidan would never love him. He knew it. He just... did. It was sad. He didn't like it.
His hearts hurt. His hearts ached for Hidan. He wanted him. He needed him. Now, Hidan seemed to be something more important that anything. Kakuzu closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. Kakuzu grumbled. He rolled over on his bed. Kakuzu growled.
"Why does this happen to me?" Kakuzu mumbled. Kakuzu kept his eyes closed and just listened to his heart beat. Damn hearts. They were always so loud. He hated that. He could hardly ever have a moment of actual silence because of his heart beats. It was annoying.
He looked up and he made his strings shot out and open the drawer of his dresser. His strings moved around in the drawer for a moment, then pulled out a picture. his strings brought it closer to him and he brushed off some little bits of dust.
He smiled at the picture.
He got up and walked out of his room. He wanted to see what was happening with Hidan. He closed to door. Leaving the picture of Hidan and Kakuzu in the dark.
Note from the author: Haha! Well, this chapter was out a little faster then i thought. I liked the idea of this chapter and for some reason i just couldn't stop writing :D
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