This piece is a bit hard to follow; my apologies. This was separated from my 10-ficlets series on account of it's length. Contains Yuki-bashing.

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"It's just so... so..."

"Ugly."

"Big and ugly... and stupid, don't forget stupid."

"Naturally."

"Yes." Zero cocked his head to the side, squinting his silver eyes as he continued to stare in the direction Ichiru was nodding. His indecisive look grew ponderous, eyes shutting further. The gentler twin turned slightly. "Hm?"

"I don't like the shade of brown it is." Ichiru scratched his head.

"You like lighter brown more?"

"I like black..."

"Really? I would've seen you as more of a lighter-color kind of person."

"What, just like you?"

"What?"

"...Your tastes."

"Oh... Yeah, I suppose that's true, that shade of silverish-purple was nice. It wasn't my only reason, though."

"It had to have been, there wasn't anything else about her that could be a reason."

"..." Ichiru frowned lightly. "It's an abomination."

"I don't like it."

"Sure you don't..."

"Your taste is deplorable."
"Likewise."

Clenching her fist until her knuckles turned white, Yuki slammed her report down onto her desk and whirled around, scowling.

"Neither of you are funny!" she cried out, storming off in a huff while leaving behind the two Kiryu brothers in silence.

"...It walks weird."

"Very true."